Kennedys of the Dead variety being the exception. But only if they're punk related. Not the regular dead sort.

Mine is doing that too. It’s actually changing the words I want to total nonsense gibberish half the time. I think somebody fucked up the system with the last update or something.

It’s so friggin weird. Slow but weird.

No prob I love to share a good family recipe!

This is my Grandma Joan's recipe. She used candied fruit but you can use dried. Candied makes it more syrupy when the brandy is added. (I love how she's like NO RAISINS lmao she did not fuck with regular raisins). Not cooking the brandy does mean that this cake will give you a buzz.

I got my grandma’s recipe. She drizzles it with brandy every day for a month before it’s ready. Only way to do it, I think.

I’ve been pooped on by birds four times in my life. My vibes are in shambles.

It really is like that sometimes.

Perfect

Clearly whichever of you is currently being Squirrel Girl, the other of you should dress as Tippy-Toe and then switch off. :3

Oh man old black labs are the best. Glad he’s living his best life with crackers and pets.

Yep! It's all an inhumane nightmare.

He’s fine now. Lead levels are down and he’s healthy. But the fact is these insurance companies are fuckin evil. Same insurance also wouldn’t cover meds he needed for being born with Hyperinsulinemia. Insurance companies would rather my nephew simply not exist.

She ended up having to pay thousands out of pocket because the insurance company didn’t think the tests were necessary. We are talking about a 2 year old with deadly levels of lead in his blood. Insurance said that’s a real shame but not our problem.