Dissociation coffee 🫠

My matcha latte today was great. Too bad I'm just never getting matcha again after this bag 🤧

I need to join a Community Organizers Anonymous because how did my lil project explode 3 months into taking it off of a fringe social media platform 😮‍💨

I can't wait to move back in with my parents in another state solely because the democrats are a clown ass party 🫠

I dumped my completed ddeokbokki into a bowl of water 🤪 it's okay, I just wasted $7

Is my tinnitus acting up or has my inner monologue just been high pitch screaming for the last 3 weeks

Have we checked on Drake???

Somehow despite having a 16 digit unique password that's MFA-bound by my literal phone or number, someone's goofed up recovery email notification was enough to make me panic 😅 sorry to the japanese person whose name I stole when I was 13.

hey what color of brick are we shitting

👩🏼Why aren't *people* protesting?!

Folk ask unironically, whike still having posts up arguing why they should be allowed to go to Thanksgiving without being expected to even talk to their Fox watching super racist granny about said racism.

You won't even protest your own granny.

Is there a meal train for NTSB staff cuz they're uhh busy this weekend huh

Idk I still miss 2014 era twitter

I told my doctor I had UHC for insurance and she said "fuck" 🤣 love trying to get my HRT recalibrated in the worst timeline

Really just trying not to dry heave for the next 4 years

Ugh fine I'll this now