Milo Nettle
milonettle.bsky.social
Milo Nettle
@milonettle.bsky.social
Furry Artist, owner of multiple teeth, and I have used a blanket more than once.
https://linktr.ee/milonettle
Happy Halloween everyone! Here's a callback to good ol' Max getting a little more than he bargained for in that creepy old house on the hill.

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October 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Heya folks! Finances have been a bit rough lately, so I thought I'd post about my subscription pages. Any little bit helps, but of course no pressure! Hope you're day has been good!

Patreon: www.patreon.com/c/MiloNettle
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October 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Get early access for $2 and HD versions for $5 a month on substar and Patreon!
www.furaffinity.net/user/milonettle
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October 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Get early access for $2 and HD versions for $5 a month on substar and Patreon!
www.furaffinity.net/user/milonettle
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September 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Oh yeah, I did a thing with one of my pictures
September 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I have three confessions to make

1 - I blast music at top volume and headbang in the shower.

2 - I pee in the shower sometimes, and I think people who find that gross are weird.

3 - Until today I've never done both at the same time, and I agree, that's really fuckin' weird. I stopped immediately.
September 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Akimbo

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August 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
An actual sentence I found myself saying to someone today: "I feel like I should try watching some clown porn sometime. Ya know, just to see."

Followed soon after by: "If a clown knocks somebody up, how many clown babies come tumbling out? Is it clown car rules?"
August 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Chew Toy

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August 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Why were Madea movies marketed as comedies? Each one I've seen is about domestic violence or something tough like that, then Madea pops in to say a catch phrase and poofs. It's like if Ernest Goes To Jail was actually Shawshank but Ernest pops in to say "Know what I mean, Vern" a few times.
July 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Somehow my biggest achievement so far today is hearing the phrase "rustic oak" and repeating it in my head so many times that I'm pretty sure they actually said "rusty coke".
July 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Sometimes you just gotta get a little bit of that evening air in the fur, ya know?
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May 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Best part of small town living is watching people speculate what the new building is going to be. Like, sure Barbara, the corrugated sheet metal building they're putting up in a town of nothing but two gas stations and five churches might be a Panera Bread Co.

(It was a third gas station)
May 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The Subway employee at the register checking out me and my roommate: "Are these two sandwiches together?"

Me: "Oh, no, they're just friends."
May 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Studio Ghibli style art :3 Time-Lapse
May 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This is what gets me hard these days. Discount it baby. Discount it so hard I won't believe it. I need a cigarette after that raw, visceral discounting session.
May 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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BEHOLD the most gloriously nerdy VR exercise session i have ever experienced. I actually have shredded abs now because I was laughing so hard. #VR
April 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
A handy way to remember when Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
April 11, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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April 10, 2025 at 7:03 AM
April 11, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Fuck AI content, support real artists!....Ya know, if you want. You'd be an absolute boss if ya did. You're an absolute boss even if you don't as well.
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March 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Well this was an absolute bop and I want a Dan Avidan remake now please
YOU CAN POST THE DAICON IV OPENING ON BLUESKY NOW
March 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM