Milo Nettle
milonettle.bsky.social
Milo Nettle
@milonettle.bsky.social
Furry Artist, owner of multiple teeth, and I have used a blanket more than once.
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Okay, this is probably a silly question from a silly billy of a man, but what do you call this part of a toaster, and why was I raised always calling it "the button". Does this count as a button? A lever? A.....slide?
February 10, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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October 20, 2023 at 4:35 PM
High School Me: "If I could choose how I die, how would I wanna go out."

Me now: ...Impressively
February 8, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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And now someone has uploaded a version that wasn't filmed off a TV.

There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.
Pulled 60 Minutes segment on CECOT : CBS : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
This is a screen recording of a 60 Minutes segment about the Centro de Confinamiento del Terrorismo (CECOT) prison in El Salvador, which was intended to be...
archive.org
December 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If you're ever near me when someone says "Ugh, I hate musicals" and you see me slow blink, that's me stifling an eye roll. Writing off Feivel Goes West like that is no way to earn my respect.
December 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I just asked the question, out loud, "what kind of catastrophic things would happen if mountains could yell". I did take a bit of a gummy, but that was two minutes ago so I don't think it's kicked in yet, but damn that's a stoner question.
December 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
"Yeah, that new Gaga album is pretty good, I've listened to Abracadabra a few times, but ultimately I'm a rock guy. Oh look, my yearly recap! My top is probably gonna be Spiritbox or something......oh......oh okay, nevermind."
December 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Happy Halloween everyone! Here's a callback to good ol' Max getting a little more than he bargained for in that creepy old house on the hill.

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October 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Heya folks! Finances have been a bit rough lately, so I thought I'd post about my subscription pages. Any little bit helps, but of course no pressure! Hope you're day has been good!

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October 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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October 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Oh yeah, I did a thing with one of my pictures
September 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I have three confessions to make

1 - I blast music at top volume and headbang in the shower.

2 - I pee in the shower sometimes, and I think people who find that gross are weird.

3 - Until today I've never done both at the same time, and I agree, that's really fuckin' weird. I stopped immediately.
September 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Akimbo

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August 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
An actual sentence I found myself saying to someone today: "I feel like I should try watching some clown porn sometime. Ya know, just to see."

Followed soon after by: "If a clown knocks somebody up, how many clown babies come tumbling out? Is it clown car rules?"
August 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Chew Toy

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August 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Why were Madea movies marketed as comedies? Each one I've seen is about domestic violence or something tough like that, then Madea pops in to say a catch phrase and poofs. It's like if Ernest Goes To Jail was actually Shawshank but Ernest pops in to say "Know what I mean, Vern" a few times.
July 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Somehow my biggest achievement so far today is hearing the phrase "rustic oak" and repeating it in my head so many times that I'm pretty sure they actually said "rusty coke".
July 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Sometimes you just gotta get a little bit of that evening air in the fur, ya know?
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May 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Best part of small town living is watching people speculate what the new building is going to be. Like, sure Barbara, the corrugated sheet metal building they're putting up in a town of nothing but two gas stations and five churches might be a Panera Bread Co.

(It was a third gas station)
May 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The Subway employee at the register checking out me and my roommate: "Are these two sandwiches together?"

Me: "Oh, no, they're just friends."
May 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM