However, it will include the confidence-building pairing of a Chutzpah Foot Spa and The Podiatric AirTag (for finding your feet).

I could lay the reasoning out in a matrix, but why spoil the fun you'll have doing that yourself? But - good, bad, or middling - it's better to take no notice; best achieved by not reading them at all. Also, BTW, some press book reviews are written by people who haven't even read the book: fact.

Never willingly. A (maybe rare) case where my personality happens to work perfectly with what I also think is artistically - and emotionally - best. Obv., I know many writers who read them all, and constantly google themselves, and care about their Wikip(a)edia pages, etc. I tear up and hug them.

Golly. Sweet of you to say so, Tube Debs. Obviously I won't click the link to the review, because I have *never in my life* willingly read a review of anything I've done (artistic policy; personality). But no doubt it says, 'Interesting cover. *Awful* typo on the final page. Some stuff in between.'

You'd have thought that they could have arranged to have any rainbows be black for the weekend. Pull your finger out, Whitby Council.