Emily
@milly9001.bsky.social
Not a real cat. Plays cello sometimes.
In very suburban London.
Has adult kids, which seems to confuse people in unexpected ways. Absolutely cannot draw and fascinated that some people can!
Big fan of muting accounts that don't get jokes.
In very suburban London.
Has adult kids, which seems to confuse people in unexpected ways. Absolutely cannot draw and fascinated that some people can!
Big fan of muting accounts that don't get jokes.
I found a simple solution for all those 🚫DMs people 😅
July 27, 2025 at 9:02 AM
I found a simple solution for all those 🚫DMs people 😅
This seems to have happened a year ago
July 12, 2025 at 10:38 AM
This seems to have happened a year ago
That's actually completely incoherent.
July 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
That's actually completely incoherent.
If the Thames did that - everywhere vaguely bluish looking is less than 26 feet above sea level
July 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If the Thames did that - everywhere vaguely bluish looking is less than 26 feet above sea level
Meanwhile, here in London
June 8, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Meanwhile, here in London
Bluesky:
"why do so many adult children cut ties with their parents?"
Facebook:
"why do so many adult children cut ties with their parents?"
Facebook:
May 31, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Bluesky:
"why do so many adult children cut ties with their parents?"
Facebook:
"why do so many adult children cut ties with their parents?"
Facebook:
Mine's doing this atm 😴
May 26, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Mine's doing this atm 😴
...because what woman is *not* looking for a man who's dating profile features him holding big dead fish while wearing graphic hoodies...
May 25, 2025 at 12:56 PM
...because what woman is *not* looking for a man who's dating profile features him holding big dead fish while wearing graphic hoodies...
...I was wondering last year what idiot thought ousting Corbyn from the party right before an election might not have the extremely obvious result of losing them his seat
And now we know! 🤷🏻♀️
And now we know! 🤷🏻♀️
May 24, 2025 at 10:22 AM
...I was wondering last year what idiot thought ousting Corbyn from the party right before an election might not have the extremely obvious result of losing them his seat
And now we know! 🤷🏻♀️
And now we know! 🤷🏻♀️
This weirdo will herd us towards the brush and headbutt it until we get the point 😅
May 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This weirdo will herd us towards the brush and headbutt it until we get the point 😅
My cat weighs approximately two of this notoriously uncomfortable headwear. So, no.
May 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
My cat weighs approximately two of this notoriously uncomfortable headwear. So, no.
This looks like a pic of a cat, but it's actually a photo of me being held down so I can't escape
(I very rudely left home to go to work one day last week, and am not forgiven yet, despite using their money to buy her fancy expensive cat food)
(I very rudely left home to go to work one day last week, and am not forgiven yet, despite using their money to buy her fancy expensive cat food)
April 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This looks like a pic of a cat, but it's actually a photo of me being held down so I can't escape
(I very rudely left home to go to work one day last week, and am not forgiven yet, despite using their money to buy her fancy expensive cat food)
(I very rudely left home to go to work one day last week, and am not forgiven yet, despite using their money to buy her fancy expensive cat food)
Mine's mixed by me... And the terrifying day-glo orange is because I used Mirinda 🤭
March 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Mine's mixed by me... And the terrifying day-glo orange is because I used Mirinda 🤭
150 enraged white gen Xers with nothing better to do on social media "nooo you don't understand, in 1984 this song was peak woke and anyway it's incredibly mean to criticise well-meaning rich people in the 1980s from a 2024 perspective... You [insult of choice]"
Other British musicians in 1986:
Other British musicians in 1986:
December 21, 2024 at 1:28 PM
150 enraged white gen Xers with nothing better to do on social media "nooo you don't understand, in 1984 this song was peak woke and anyway it's incredibly mean to criticise well-meaning rich people in the 1980s from a 2024 perspective... You [insult of choice]"
Other British musicians in 1986:
Other British musicians in 1986:
Oh this person thinks they're "hilarious" 😬
November 26, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Oh this person thinks they're "hilarious" 😬
It's carnage in there, and he appears to be attempting to thrive on it
November 4, 2024 at 6:37 PM
It's carnage in there, and he appears to be attempting to thrive on it
Oh no, sorry, I can't come in today... ☕😺
October 16, 2024 at 7:08 AM
Oh no, sorry, I can't come in today... ☕😺
"Natalie" here is totally real though 🤭
October 5, 2024 at 2:27 PM
"Natalie" here is totally real though 🤭
Haven't actually opened this to try yet, but
August 28, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Haven't actually opened this to try yet, but
I enjoyed seeing this BBC headline this morning, for the same press conference
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August 9, 2024 at 10:53 AM
I enjoyed seeing this BBC headline this morning, for the same press conference
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(Headline text in alt)