AI fortalte mig at Charlie Brown havde hoes...

Jeg elsker højt at OP prøvede at rette dig...

*checks notes*

Rasmus... hvis det er jo dit ægte fornavn...

[our] Home & [go] Away policy

Andy is right about Copenhagen hotdogs tho

"Has had enough of this fucking clown car called Manchester United" was a much more reasonable explanation.

(He had been poor for a long time and didn't seem to have much drive to fix it, but also *waves once again at clown car*)

With the exception of Lewis-Skelley (whose crime was "make a couple of silly challenges"), there were legitimate reasons to criticise the attitude and performances of those other players over the past couple of years, but for some reason the same benefit of the doubt has not been extended...

I will note - again, it's fine to do this, it should be done for all players! - that when Foden went off the boil last year the press seemed to know that he had some personal issues to deal with and didn't go in two-footed.

"maybe THIS time spending all day rebutting him point by point on social media will convince everyone else to ignore him, as he so richly deserves"

you did Good here

"How can James Bond come back from the dead?" is up there with "How can we explain why Maggie Simpson is still a baby?" as a writing problem.

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