Millie Lemonade
@millielemonade.bsky.social
anthropomorphic personification of karaoke & internet grandma. she/they
near the beginning of our relationship, Oz gifted me a pack of minecraft magnets.
14ish years later, our 5 year old has noticed them for what they are
14ish years later, our 5 year old has noticed them for what they are
November 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
near the beginning of our relationship, Oz gifted me a pack of minecraft magnets.
14ish years later, our 5 year old has noticed them for what they are
14ish years later, our 5 year old has noticed them for what they are
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a 20th century western US oil baron once mocked how people called him terrible by naming his company Terrible [surname] Oil Co
the historical echo of that is the funniest name for a gas station convenience store i have ever seen
(pic by @millielemonade.bsky.social, thanking them, )
the historical echo of that is the funniest name for a gas station convenience store i have ever seen
(pic by @millielemonade.bsky.social, thanking them, )
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
a 20th century western US oil baron once mocked how people called him terrible by naming his company Terrible [surname] Oil Co
the historical echo of that is the funniest name for a gas station convenience store i have ever seen
(pic by @millielemonade.bsky.social, thanking them, )
the historical echo of that is the funniest name for a gas station convenience store i have ever seen
(pic by @millielemonade.bsky.social, thanking them, )
had an eye exam and ordered new glasses today. i am so far left even my lenses are progressive
September 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
had an eye exam and ordered new glasses today. i am so far left even my lenses are progressive
everyone is talking about justice for colbert but what about justice for star trek
July 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
everyone is talking about justice for colbert but what about justice for star trek
ok, look, the rainbow baton was never intentional, it was the only one the store had
May 31, 2025 at 7:00 AM
ok, look, the rainbow baton was never intentional, it was the only one the store had
kiddo wanted his party themed around monuments and similar historical landmarks.
the piñata came in and i couldn't be happier
the piñata came in and i couldn't be happier
May 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
kiddo wanted his party themed around monuments and similar historical landmarks.
the piñata came in and i couldn't be happier
the piñata came in and i couldn't be happier
testing the claims of these mini toasts
May 1, 2025 at 5:41 AM
testing the claims of these mini toasts
i smoke my bowls pinky up cuz i'm fancy
April 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
i smoke my bowls pinky up cuz i'm fancy
my nearly 5 yr old from the backseat on the way to the grocery store: "i keep thinking of 1859..."
April 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
my nearly 5 yr old from the backseat on the way to the grocery store: "i keep thinking of 1859..."
it is wild to me that the establishment democrats & "moderate" conservatives don't see a night of long knives coming - or think they wouldn't be targets.
March 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
it is wild to me that the establishment democrats & "moderate" conservatives don't see a night of long knives coming - or think they wouldn't be targets.
why are we threatening to impeach judges when there is a perfectly good president lying around?
March 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
why are we threatening to impeach judges when there is a perfectly good president lying around?
it makes sense that nazi fascism and american confederacy would get together because they are both sore losers
March 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
it makes sense that nazi fascism and american confederacy would get together because they are both sore losers
yo Canada, you wanna show us how to burn down the white house again?
March 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
yo Canada, you wanna show us how to burn down the white house again?
making its way downtown
squeezin' fast, gasses pass
and it's bowl-bound
🎶piano🎶
squeezin' fast, gasses pass
and it's bowl-bound
🎶piano🎶
February 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
making its way downtown
squeezin' fast, gasses pass
and it's bowl-bound
🎶piano🎶
squeezin' fast, gasses pass
and it's bowl-bound
🎶piano🎶
even our shittiest founding fathers would have called the president out for treason by now
February 3, 2025 at 2:07 AM
even our shittiest founding fathers would have called the president out for treason by now
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It’s Black History Month
a black background with the words black feelings matter in white letters
ALT: a black background with the words black feelings matter in white letters
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February 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It’s Black History Month
it's cheesy but i propose we all wear black and host wakes for 9/11 this year.
there can be bbq at wakes. but instead of fireworks might i suggest dirges performed by america's bagpipes: the kazoo.
there can be bbq at wakes. but instead of fireworks might i suggest dirges performed by america's bagpipes: the kazoo.
February 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
it's cheesy but i propose we all wear black and host wakes for 9/11 this year.
there can be bbq at wakes. but instead of fireworks might i suggest dirges performed by america's bagpipes: the kazoo.
there can be bbq at wakes. but instead of fireworks might i suggest dirges performed by america's bagpipes: the kazoo.
i genuinely do not remember articles being so disrespectful of an artist's stage name as i have seen with Chapell Roan
like actor's use stage names all the time but i rarely see "whose real name is" included in every article about them, excepting biographies about old hollywood
like actor's use stage names all the time but i rarely see "whose real name is" included in every article about them, excepting biographies about old hollywood
January 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
i genuinely do not remember articles being so disrespectful of an artist's stage name as i have seen with Chapell Roan
like actor's use stage names all the time but i rarely see "whose real name is" included in every article about them, excepting biographies about old hollywood
like actor's use stage names all the time but i rarely see "whose real name is" included in every article about them, excepting biographies about old hollywood
their apologia didn't even have time to age
January 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
their apologia didn't even have time to age
i reinstalled bluesky specifically to post something but i have forgotten what that something is because i have "mr bluesky" stuck in my head
December 30, 2024 at 8:01 PM
i reinstalled bluesky specifically to post something but i have forgotten what that something is because i have "mr bluesky" stuck in my head
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AMA - Appreciating Monk Always
BTS - Behold: Tony Shalhoub
IMHO - Its Monk, Human Oracle
LMAO - Let Monk Act Out
OMW - Observe Monk's World
SMH - Shalhoub: Monk's Heart
TMI - Tape Monk Immediately
BTS - Behold: Tony Shalhoub
IMHO - Its Monk, Human Oracle
LMAO - Let Monk Act Out
OMW - Observe Monk's World
SMH - Shalhoub: Monk's Heart
TMI - Tape Monk Immediately
March 3, 2024 at 2:38 AM
AMA - Appreciating Monk Always
BTS - Behold: Tony Shalhoub
IMHO - Its Monk, Human Oracle
LMAO - Let Monk Act Out
OMW - Observe Monk's World
SMH - Shalhoub: Monk's Heart
TMI - Tape Monk Immediately
BTS - Behold: Tony Shalhoub
IMHO - Its Monk, Human Oracle
LMAO - Let Monk Act Out
OMW - Observe Monk's World
SMH - Shalhoub: Monk's Heart
TMI - Tape Monk Immediately
ok been vaguely following this youtube plagiarism drama and my main thought is that teenaged me, while smug, was correct that a lot of her peers could've done with paying attention when they were taught about Synthesis papers in school
January 2, 2024 at 9:44 PM
ok been vaguely following this youtube plagiarism drama and my main thought is that teenaged me, while smug, was correct that a lot of her peers could've done with paying attention when they were taught about Synthesis papers in school
in the depths of a self-esteem bottom out. it seems like the perfect time to rejoin the social internet!!😀😃😧😨🙃
September 6, 2023 at 11:44 PM
in the depths of a self-esteem bottom out. it seems like the perfect time to rejoin the social internet!!😀😃😧😨🙃