Texas Republicans are redrawing districts like a drunk surveyor with a vendetta.

And when the opposition walks out?
They call it “unpatriotic.”

I call it “the last tool left.”

#TexasRedistricting

I’ve read more transparency in a 19th-century land deed than I’ve seen in those redacted flight logs.

Give me a printing press and a bottle of bourbon—I’ll release them myself.

#EpsteinFiles #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Happy Fourth of July to all 31 states. And ONLY 31 states. What in thunderation is a "Utah", anyway?

I saw Donald Trump refer to himself as a “chosen one.”

Sir, I once declined a ceremonial sword from the mayor of Buffalo.

Know your lane. Know your Constitution. #NoKings