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Milky~
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I use to stream, now I scream.

@Twitter is dead. @Milkysaurus

Not a soccer mom from Instagram.
For 2025 Apple Music Replay I think one of the stats should be how much revenue was paid out by your listening. Think it’d be a little be a flex by them vs Spotify too 😂😂
December 21, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Brooooooooother what???? Lmao I had to enter a password for my iPhone to resume syncing data across devices.

Idk why but this mf just asked me the password pin to my iPod touch to verify it’s me.
a blonde anime girl with green eyes is holding a pink phone
ALT: a blonde anime girl with green eyes is holding a pink phone
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December 20, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Why do I feel Haley Walsh or however her names spelt was taken for a riiiiide by a bunch of rich of people who just.. took advantage of someone.

She probably got talked into a scam. That was fool proof. But it blew up in her face. I actually like her a lot. Just not in the spotlight 😂
December 20, 2024 at 2:27 AM
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when Dylan Roof killed nine (9) people at the
Emanuel African Methodist Episcopal Church in Charleston, South Carolina, the cops bought him Burger King.
December 19, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Dude. Name a “bad” naughty dog game. I’ll fucking wait.
Even if it wasn’t your type of game. They’ve never released a bad game.
December 19, 2024 at 8:23 PM
I drive a Subaru, I play PC, iPhone. Tear me apart for the purchases I made 😂
December 19, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Can I be real, those YouTube videos about “i tried to switch to android/iphone” are so annoying. In what world are you gonna go from using one OS for years; switch and be like “i hate it” it’s almost like it’s a whole different OS you’re use to. It’s been like 12 years. No one cares what OS you use.
a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh , really '' .
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December 19, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Saw the little interview with Keanu Reeves for Sonic 3 and it just made me smile that they kept asking about him but he couldn’t stop talking about his co-actors. How well of a job Jim Carrey did 😂 “academy nomination!”
December 19, 2024 at 2:32 AM
I kinda scammed my credit card company. And I know imma hear about it in the morning.
December 19, 2024 at 2:30 AM
I feel so sick but not in like a cold way. Like my gut constantly has a sharp pain. It takes my breathe when I touch the area.
December 18, 2024 at 10:16 PM
So girls that have a little dot of make-up under their eyes;
That’s cheating. I accidentally held the longest gaze at our waitress because of it.

I blushed. She blushed.

That’s on you
December 15, 2024 at 3:19 AM
What the odds ._ .
December 8, 2024 at 12:07 AM
And like I told him. If it works, awesome. If it doesn’t, well I still have a home to come back to.
December 6, 2024 at 7:53 PM
So I have an opportunity that I’m gonna grab onto for once. Cousin lives in California and wants me to move from Wisconsin.

It started off as a joke but if I’m honest I’m so fucking misplaced here in WI. The seasonal depression almost knocked me once before.

Kinda over it.
December 6, 2024 at 7:52 PM
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December 6, 2024 at 3:00 AM
“Seeing how many months I’ve been subbed to Game Pass did the opposite of what Xbox wanted 😂

I looked at it and thought, ‘Wait… that’s $1,250?!’ 😭😭😭
December 5, 2024 at 1:53 AM
133,000 minutes of music is willlllllld
December 4, 2024 at 9:34 PM
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new bee just dropped
December 3, 2024 at 6:01 PM
I came across this and I couldn’t stop laughing. I just loooove when American culture appears in weird places. This is like a 1 second scene in the opening but still has a reference 😂
December 3, 2024 at 6:08 PM
The forbidden chapstick
December 2, 2024 at 4:00 PM
I napped today and apparently my phone thinks I’m sick
December 1, 2024 at 5:37 AM
Yoooooooo Wicked was so good lmao
November 29, 2024 at 10:19 PM
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November 23, 2024 at 12:40 AM
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November 29, 2024 at 12:22 AM
Tell me why Okarun looks like Morty in this panel
November 28, 2024 at 11:36 PM