being threatened with a gun and doing a fortnite dance to distract and confuse the captor
May 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
being threatened with a gun and doing a fortnite dance to distract and confuse the captor
sharing the referral code to my sperm bank where i made enough to cover the cost of my white monster addiction
May 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
sharing the referral code to my sperm bank where i made enough to cover the cost of my white monster addiction
getting recommended a product from an ai assistant that violently blows up my domicile after two days of use
May 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
getting recommended a product from an ai assistant that violently blows up my domicile after two days of use
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I eat a lot of rice in case I swallow my cell phone.
May 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I eat a lot of rice in case I swallow my cell phone.
thinkin about how i don’t need a verified badge because im the only milk spork in town
May 18, 2025 at 6:06 AM
thinkin about how i don’t need a verified badge because im the only milk spork in town
oh man you know what i wanna enrich myself so fucking hard lmao let me take advantage of my position of power!!! come on!
May 18, 2025 at 5:49 AM
oh man you know what i wanna enrich myself so fucking hard lmao let me take advantage of my position of power!!! come on!
*on the phone* mhmm. yes. understood. mhmm. okay yeah i’ll be disabled that’s okay with me. it makes sense my doctor’s request for this treatment is denied, yeah
May 18, 2025 at 5:28 AM
*on the phone* mhmm. yes. understood. mhmm. okay yeah i’ll be disabled that’s okay with me. it makes sense my doctor’s request for this treatment is denied, yeah
will ANYONE think about the corporate profit margins??? omg!
May 18, 2025 at 5:26 AM
will ANYONE think about the corporate profit margins??? omg!
throwing the remote through the tv when the ads are louder than the show
May 18, 2025 at 5:21 AM
throwing the remote through the tv when the ads are louder than the show
farted so horrendously the cat walked away
May 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
farted so horrendously the cat walked away
asking the magical slop machine to not hallucinate before feeding it the entirety of my medical records please tell me if i have huge ball disease i can’t afford a real doctor
May 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
asking the magical slop machine to not hallucinate before feeding it the entirety of my medical records please tell me if i have huge ball disease i can’t afford a real doctor
asking an llm if my cat loves me
May 18, 2025 at 4:49 AM
asking an llm if my cat loves me
@gork am i the only one posting rn
May 17, 2025 at 8:33 AM
@gork am i the only one posting rn
why am i posting rn it’s 130am
May 17, 2025 at 8:32 AM
why am i posting rn it’s 130am
i also don’t want healthcare yea
May 17, 2025 at 8:31 AM
i also don’t want healthcare yea
feels like early twitter days here
May 17, 2025 at 7:58 AM
feels like early twitter days here
kinda seems like people are really into foot rakes lately
May 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
kinda seems like people are really into foot rakes lately