As Weapons Officer, I use my sense of Feng Shui rather than Galactic Navy protocols to dictate how weapons should be stored, which is why the shotgun is in the docking bay, the rocket launcher is behind that potted plant in the crew lounge, and the laser rifle is in the galley's second refrigerator.

I wish skydiving baby
lasted longer
as a leitmotif
on Bluesky

the jokes you
were probably
saving
for later

forgive me
I'm back to old memes
so doctor
I am Pagliacci

If we get more Hailey $teinfeld as Kate Bi$hop, I'm ab$olutely in for that.

IIRC, the Bucs would have to go undefeated until well into the 2030 season in order to hit .500 as a franchise. I'm less than entirely sure owning our history is particularly self-empowering.

Evangelical support of Israel is absolutely fundamentally anti-Semitic in every way; part of their end times prophecy is, at the end, the Jews are offered the option to convert or die.

Support of Israel is predicated on the literal extermination of Jews, one way or another.

Today I finally realized Football Outsiders refugees have made it to Bluesky, so I have some new follows.

Also, your ideas are bad and you should feel bad /zoidberg. Nothing good has ever come from the creamsicles. Let us have a few shreds of post-Brady dignity, please.

The good news is it was dried Sichuan peppers, which don't have the same oil content as fresh ones so it went away faster. The bad news is obvious, but it didn't last long.

IT WAS LESS THAN 100% 1/5* WOULD NOT DO AGAIN.

Gary: "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas."

Gary's cholesteral: "The fuck I do, Gary."

WOMP and/or WOMP

Must not play . . . Stairway to Heaven . . . can't resist . . . blacking out . . .

My favorite Boygenius song.

How was that not used for a grunge album cover in 1994?

"We've replaced actual Phil Collins with Mike + the Mechanics brand Instant Phil Collins. Let's see if anyone notices."