A Box Full of Crady Bidness
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Recovered Beer Nerd, ADHD, Depression, Therapy, Video Games, Comedian, Writer, Hip Hop, Tech Company, Datacenters, Blue Dot Middle American
Dislikes: Censorship, Country Music, Sushi
Follow me for Truth, Justice, The American Way, and Workplace Rants.
Dislikes: Censorship, Country Music, Sushi
Follow me for Truth, Justice, The American Way, and Workplace Rants.
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PSA: It's "Psych" not "Sike"
People may have spelled poorly in the past, but no longer. We have the means to communicate better now.
Correct people when you can to protect them from looking like morons.
#psychnotsike
People may have spelled poorly in the past, but no longer. We have the means to communicate better now.
Correct people when you can to protect them from looking like morons.
#psychnotsike
Me: Hey, you just unassigned this and it came to me.
SWE: Yeah. We did.
Me: Okay. Can you give an update as to why you're doing that?
SWE: I don't think I will.
Me: That's fine, will just assign to your director.
SWE: Yeah. We did.
Me: Okay. Can you give an update as to why you're doing that?
SWE: I don't think I will.
Me: That's fine, will just assign to your director.
December 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Me: Hey, you just unassigned this and it came to me.
SWE: Yeah. We did.
Me: Okay. Can you give an update as to why you're doing that?
SWE: I don't think I will.
Me: That's fine, will just assign to your director.
SWE: Yeah. We did.
Me: Okay. Can you give an update as to why you're doing that?
SWE: I don't think I will.
Me: That's fine, will just assign to your director.
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Tucked into Congress’ massive defense policy bill is a provision that would limit Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s travel budget unless he provides the House and Senate Armed Services committees with unedited video of US military strikes in the Caribbean.
Congress will vote on limiting Hegseth’s travel budget unless he releases unedited video of boat strikes | CNN Politics
Tucked into Congress’ massive defense policy bill is a provision that would limit Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s travel budget unless he provides the House and Senate Armed Services committees with ...
www.cnn.com
December 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Tucked into Congress’ massive defense policy bill is a provision that would limit Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s travel budget unless he provides the House and Senate Armed Services committees with unedited video of US military strikes in the Caribbean.
PM: Let's just tell everyone to use screenshots.
Me: Please don't. Nobody will be able to search for anything anymore.
PM: Already done.
*six months later*
PM: How many instances of this do we have?
Me: It's hard to tell. We can't search, most errors are in screenshots.
PM: Why would they do that?
Me: Please don't. Nobody will be able to search for anything anymore.
PM: Already done.
*six months later*
PM: How many instances of this do we have?
Me: It's hard to tell. We can't search, most errors are in screenshots.
PM: Why would they do that?
December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
PM: Let's just tell everyone to use screenshots.
Me: Please don't. Nobody will be able to search for anything anymore.
PM: Already done.
*six months later*
PM: How many instances of this do we have?
Me: It's hard to tell. We can't search, most errors are in screenshots.
PM: Why would they do that?
Me: Please don't. Nobody will be able to search for anything anymore.
PM: Already done.
*six months later*
PM: How many instances of this do we have?
Me: It's hard to tell. We can't search, most errors are in screenshots.
PM: Why would they do that?
Is being 'hot blind' a thing? I hang out with this group of five women occasionally. Two of the women are cool and have personalities. The other three are 'hot girls'. I always ask the hot girls if we've met before because I honestly couldn't pick them out of a line-up. They think it's bad flirting.
December 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Is being 'hot blind' a thing? I hang out with this group of five women occasionally. Two of the women are cool and have personalities. The other three are 'hot girls'. I always ask the hot girls if we've met before because I honestly couldn't pick them out of a line-up. They think it's bad flirting.
Analyst: Why did your team do this?
Me: My team didn't do this. Please talk to the folks who did.
Analyst: Can we VC?
Me: Sure.
Analyst: Why did your team do this?
Me: My team is X.
Analyst: Oh. I should talk to that other team then.
Me: Yes.
Me: My team didn't do this. Please talk to the folks who did.
Analyst: Can we VC?
Me: Sure.
Analyst: Why did your team do this?
Me: My team is X.
Analyst: Oh. I should talk to that other team then.
Me: Yes.
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Analyst: Why did your team do this?
Me: My team didn't do this. Please talk to the folks who did.
Analyst: Can we VC?
Me: Sure.
Analyst: Why did your team do this?
Me: My team is X.
Analyst: Oh. I should talk to that other team then.
Me: Yes.
Me: My team didn't do this. Please talk to the folks who did.
Analyst: Can we VC?
Me: Sure.
Analyst: Why did your team do this?
Me: My team is X.
Analyst: Oh. I should talk to that other team then.
Me: Yes.
I used to be able to control my thermostat from my phone. Which was awesome when it got cold.
Eat my ass, Google.
Eat my ass, Google.
December 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I used to be able to control my thermostat from my phone. Which was awesome when it got cold.
Eat my ass, Google.
Eat my ass, Google.
Tech: This won't do X
Tech2: Oh, cabling was wrong.
Tech: This still won't do X.
Me: Have you tried starting over now that you fixed the cabling?
Tech: No.
Me: Please try that.
Tech2: Oh, cabling was wrong.
Tech: This still won't do X.
Me: Have you tried starting over now that you fixed the cabling?
Tech: No.
Me: Please try that.
December 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Tech: This won't do X
Tech2: Oh, cabling was wrong.
Tech: This still won't do X.
Me: Have you tried starting over now that you fixed the cabling?
Tech: No.
Me: Please try that.
Tech2: Oh, cabling was wrong.
Tech: This still won't do X.
Me: Have you tried starting over now that you fixed the cabling?
Tech: No.
Me: Please try that.
Craft beer is having a very 'separate the men from the boys' period at the moment. And just like any similar situation, some of the men fall with the boys. War is hell. May all the remaining men be standing at the end, against all odds.
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Craft beer is having a very 'separate the men from the boys' period at the moment. And just like any similar situation, some of the men fall with the boys. War is hell. May all the remaining men be standing at the end, against all odds.
Tech: Getting an error that says we can't populate optics because the switch hasn't been deployed yet.
Me: Has the switch been deployed yet?
Tech: No.
Me: Do that.
Tech: What about the optics?
Me: You can do that afterward.
Tech: But I want to do it now.
🤦♂️
Me: Has the switch been deployed yet?
Tech: No.
Me: Do that.
Tech: What about the optics?
Me: You can do that afterward.
Tech: But I want to do it now.
🤦♂️
November 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Tech: Getting an error that says we can't populate optics because the switch hasn't been deployed yet.
Me: Has the switch been deployed yet?
Tech: No.
Me: Do that.
Tech: What about the optics?
Me: You can do that afterward.
Tech: But I want to do it now.
🤦♂️
Me: Has the switch been deployed yet?
Tech: No.
Me: Do that.
Tech: What about the optics?
Me: You can do that afterward.
Tech: But I want to do it now.
🤦♂️
Tech: Yeah the other thing that's supposed to be here isn't.
Me: thing?
T: Yeah, the thing.
Me: Okay. Well work on getting 'the thing' in place. If you'd like me to look into why 'the thing' isn't there, can you describe it or name it or tell me anything about it at all?
🫠🫠🫠
Me: thing?
T: Yeah, the thing.
Me: Okay. Well work on getting 'the thing' in place. If you'd like me to look into why 'the thing' isn't there, can you describe it or name it or tell me anything about it at all?
🫠🫠🫠
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Tech: Yeah the other thing that's supposed to be here isn't.
Me: thing?
T: Yeah, the thing.
Me: Okay. Well work on getting 'the thing' in place. If you'd like me to look into why 'the thing' isn't there, can you describe it or name it or tell me anything about it at all?
🫠🫠🫠
Me: thing?
T: Yeah, the thing.
Me: Okay. Well work on getting 'the thing' in place. If you'd like me to look into why 'the thing' isn't there, can you describe it or name it or tell me anything about it at all?
🫠🫠🫠
PM: "What's the next step if they continue to be unresponsive?"
Me: "We burn their village. Capture their women and children. It sends a message."
Me: "We burn their village. Capture their women and children. It sends a message."
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
PM: "What's the next step if they continue to be unresponsive?"
Me: "We burn their village. Capture their women and children. It sends a message."
Me: "We burn their village. Capture their women and children. It sends a message."
Post about travelling in Prague: "Are there any Irish bars here?"
MF why didn't you just go to Ireland?
MF why didn't you just go to Ireland?
a young boy with red hair is standing in the woods holding a flower in his hand .
Alt: Samwise says POTATOES
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Post about travelling in Prague: "Are there any Irish bars here?"
MF why didn't you just go to Ireland?
MF why didn't you just go to Ireland?
I really hate it when project managers get into bugs and just ruin them by ignoring people who actually know what they're talking about.
PM1: 700 WORD MANIFESTO ABOUT PRIORITY
SWE: We just need to flip the bit on line 3533, this_is_one is set to zero.
PM2: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? 400 more words.
PM1: 700 WORD MANIFESTO ABOUT PRIORITY
SWE: We just need to flip the bit on line 3533, this_is_one is set to zero.
PM2: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? 400 more words.
November 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I really hate it when project managers get into bugs and just ruin them by ignoring people who actually know what they're talking about.
PM1: 700 WORD MANIFESTO ABOUT PRIORITY
SWE: We just need to flip the bit on line 3533, this_is_one is set to zero.
PM2: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? 400 more words.
PM1: 700 WORD MANIFESTO ABOUT PRIORITY
SWE: We just need to flip the bit on line 3533, this_is_one is set to zero.
PM2: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? 400 more words.
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🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the POS 34x convicted felon, DEADLY INSURRECTIONIST, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Donald Trump did 🩸🩸🩸
November 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM
🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the POS 34x convicted felon, DEADLY INSURRECTIONIST, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Donald Trump did 🩸🩸🩸
Request: Hey can you DECOM these 84 machines?
Okay. Wait. To do this I have to type in each machine name manually... FML.
Okay. Wait. To do this I have to type in each machine name manually... FML.
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Request: Hey can you DECOM these 84 machines?
Okay. Wait. To do this I have to type in each machine name manually... FML.
Okay. Wait. To do this I have to type in each machine name manually... FML.
Coworker: Tier 1, can someone triage this as per process states?
Tier 1: Escalating to Tier 2
Me: Thank you for that useful triage.
Tier 1: Escalating to Tier 2
Me: Thank you for that useful triage.
a man in a lab coat is listening to a woman with a stethoscope
Alt: Doctor puts stethoscope on a person's head.
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Coworker: Tier 1, can someone triage this as per process states?
Tier 1: Escalating to Tier 2
Me: Thank you for that useful triage.
Tier 1: Escalating to Tier 2
Me: Thank you for that useful triage.
Kat Abughazaleh needs to get out of my feed. A man my age should not be crushing this hard on someone that young. I gave money to an old friend of mine for her run at the Illinois State Comptroller (Vote for Holly Kim) and now the algorithm thinks I have a thing for Female Democrats from Illinois.
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Kat Abughazaleh needs to get out of my feed. A man my age should not be crushing this hard on someone that young. I gave money to an old friend of mine for her run at the Illinois State Comptroller (Vote for Holly Kim) and now the algorithm thinks I have a thing for Female Democrats from Illinois.
Me: We cannot help you with this request. You're going to need to find the team responsible for your issue. Sending back to resolve.
Issue Reporter: Who can resolve?
Me: At this point I can... was just sending it back to you to let you know.
*Will Not Fix (Infeasible)*
Issue Reporter: Who can resolve?
Me: At this point I can... was just sending it back to you to let you know.
*Will Not Fix (Infeasible)*
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Me: We cannot help you with this request. You're going to need to find the team responsible for your issue. Sending back to resolve.
Issue Reporter: Who can resolve?
Me: At this point I can... was just sending it back to you to let you know.
*Will Not Fix (Infeasible)*
Issue Reporter: Who can resolve?
Me: At this point I can... was just sending it back to you to let you know.
*Will Not Fix (Infeasible)*
Issue Filer: This is broken, we can't do our work.
SWE: Working on fixing X, this is down globally.
Issue Filer: We still can't do our work.
SWE: We know, be patient while we work this other bug.
Issue Filer: We still can't do our work.
SWE: Working on fixing X, this is down globally.
Issue Filer: We still can't do our work.
SWE: We know, be patient while we work this other bug.
Issue Filer: We still can't do our work.
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Issue Filer: This is broken, we can't do our work.
SWE: Working on fixing X, this is down globally.
Issue Filer: We still can't do our work.
SWE: We know, be patient while we work this other bug.
Issue Filer: We still can't do our work.
SWE: Working on fixing X, this is down globally.
Issue Filer: We still can't do our work.
SWE: We know, be patient while we work this other bug.
Issue Filer: We still can't do our work.
me: Sending back so material can be ordered so X can move forward.
them: This is blocked on X.
me: Sending back as X cannot move forward unless you order material for packaging.
them: This is blocked on X.
me: Sending back as X cannot move forward unless you order material for packaging.
November 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
me: Sending back so material can be ordered so X can move forward.
them: This is blocked on X.
me: Sending back as X cannot move forward unless you order material for packaging.
them: This is blocked on X.
me: Sending back as X cannot move forward unless you order material for packaging.
I remember one of my dumpster Hustlers from when I was a kid (it was a thing) had Curtis Silwa as Asshole of the Month. I don't remember why. The Guardian Angels wasn't a terrible idea. But I haven't ever seen him in the news for anything else that was positive.
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I remember one of my dumpster Hustlers from when I was a kid (it was a thing) had Curtis Silwa as Asshole of the Month. I don't remember why. The Guardian Angels wasn't a terrible idea. But I haven't ever seen him in the news for anything else that was positive.
The reason the National Debt is so high is the faith that we can pay it back.
We could pay it back in the next ten years, easily, if we had the will to do so. 38 Trillion? So roughly 4 trillion a year over ten years?
The total income of the top 1% is approximately $52 trillion in wealth.
We could pay it back in the next ten years, easily, if we had the will to do so. 38 Trillion? So roughly 4 trillion a year over ten years?
The total income of the top 1% is approximately $52 trillion in wealth.
November 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The reason the National Debt is so high is the faith that we can pay it back.
We could pay it back in the next ten years, easily, if we had the will to do so. 38 Trillion? So roughly 4 trillion a year over ten years?
The total income of the top 1% is approximately $52 trillion in wealth.
We could pay it back in the next ten years, easily, if we had the will to do so. 38 Trillion? So roughly 4 trillion a year over ten years?
The total income of the top 1% is approximately $52 trillion in wealth.
I feel the need to check, did any of you MFs have to use your AK?
Because the rest of the boxes have been checked.
Obviously we're not counting the Supersonics...
Because the rest of the boxes have been checked.
Obviously we're not counting the Supersonics...
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I feel the need to check, did any of you MFs have to use your AK?
Because the rest of the boxes have been checked.
Obviously we're not counting the Supersonics...
Because the rest of the boxes have been checked.
Obviously we're not counting the Supersonics...
Goofball: "This project is due in three weeks, and we have a typical problem that should take less than two days to rectify, better cut corners and do some random shit to break it and make sure it takes four weeks."
November 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Goofball: "This project is due in three weeks, and we have a typical problem that should take less than two days to rectify, better cut corners and do some random shit to break it and make sure it takes four weeks."
GOP: We have a great healthcare plan! Better than the ACA!
Everyone: Okay what is it?
GOP: You'll just have to trust us.
Morons: We trust you!
Non-Morons: Okay it's been nearly an entire year... where's this plan?
GOP: It's coming, you just have to trust us!
Morons: YAY!
Non-Morons: Like that wall?
Everyone: Okay what is it?
GOP: You'll just have to trust us.
Morons: We trust you!
Non-Morons: Okay it's been nearly an entire year... where's this plan?
GOP: It's coming, you just have to trust us!
Morons: YAY!
Non-Morons: Like that wall?
November 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
GOP: We have a great healthcare plan! Better than the ACA!
Everyone: Okay what is it?
GOP: You'll just have to trust us.
Morons: We trust you!
Non-Morons: Okay it's been nearly an entire year... where's this plan?
GOP: It's coming, you just have to trust us!
Morons: YAY!
Non-Morons: Like that wall?
Everyone: Okay what is it?
GOP: You'll just have to trust us.
Morons: We trust you!
Non-Morons: Okay it's been nearly an entire year... where's this plan?
GOP: It's coming, you just have to trust us!
Morons: YAY!
Non-Morons: Like that wall?