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@milkischillin.bsky.social
Recovered Beer Nerd, ADHD, Depression, Therapy, Video Games, Comedian, Writer, Hip Hop, Tech Company, Datacenters, Blue Dot Middle American
Dislikes: Censorship, Country Music, Sushi
Follow me for Truth, Justice, The American Way, and Workplace Rants.
Dislikes: Censorship, Country Music, Sushi
Follow me for Truth, Justice, The American Way, and Workplace Rants.
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The full term is "I could care less but that would require effort." But most folks don't complete the sentence due to the same issue.
It's 'psych' not 'sike' unless it's pre-Internet times and you are an idiot.
It's 'psych' not 'sike' unless it's pre-Internet times and you are an idiot.
The full term is "I could care less but that would require effort." But most folks don't complete the sentence due to the same issue.
It's 'psych' not 'sike' unless it's pre-Internet times and you are an idiot.
It's 'psych' not 'sike' unless it's pre-Internet times and you are an idiot.
February 8, 2026 at 2:14 PM
The full term is "I could care less but that would require effort." But most folks don't complete the sentence due to the same issue.
It's 'psych' not 'sike' unless it's pre-Internet times and you are an idiot.
It's 'psych' not 'sike' unless it's pre-Internet times and you are an idiot.
Donald Trump could perform a Minstrel show in full black face on live on television on 5th Avenue, give a Heil Hitler and start screaming the N-Word to close and wouldn't lose one voter.
February 6, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Donald Trump could perform a Minstrel show in full black face on live on television on 5th Avenue, give a Heil Hitler and start screaming the N-Word to close and wouldn't lose one voter.
Imagine that. We get more headcount and I was able to not only dig out of the hole I've been in for six months, I was able to be productive on top of that and actually accomplish things and not feel like a complete burnout.
Funny how that works.
Funny how that works.
February 6, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Imagine that. We get more headcount and I was able to not only dig out of the hole I've been in for six months, I was able to be productive on top of that and actually accomplish things and not feel like a complete burnout.
Funny how that works.
Funny how that works.
Me Yesterday: AI, what kind of cheese is good for charcuterie?
Me Today: Let's generate a resume for me
AI: Can do, here's your resume, I mentioned how much you love cheese seventeen times.
Me Today: Let's generate a resume for me
AI: Can do, here's your resume, I mentioned how much you love cheese seventeen times.
February 5, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Me Yesterday: AI, what kind of cheese is good for charcuterie?
Me Today: Let's generate a resume for me
AI: Can do, here's your resume, I mentioned how much you love cheese seventeen times.
Me Today: Let's generate a resume for me
AI: Can do, here's your resume, I mentioned how much you love cheese seventeen times.
Studies are reporting that up yo 72% of the younger generation are not keeping things gangster.
This is a 40 year low in gangster keeping.
Are your kids keeping it gangster? Is it time to have a talk with them?
This is a 40 year low in gangster keeping.
Are your kids keeping it gangster? Is it time to have a talk with them?
February 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Studies are reporting that up yo 72% of the younger generation are not keeping things gangster.
This is a 40 year low in gangster keeping.
Are your kids keeping it gangster? Is it time to have a talk with them?
This is a 40 year low in gangster keeping.
Are your kids keeping it gangster? Is it time to have a talk with them?
Tech: This won't install
Eng1: Can we get console output?
Tech: This won't install
Eng2: Can we get console output?
Tech: This won't install
Eng3: Can we get console output?
Tech: It works now.
Eng1: Can we get console output?
Tech: This won't install
Eng2: Can we get console output?
Tech: This won't install
Eng3: Can we get console output?
Tech: It works now.
a man sits at a desk in front of a computer and a bulletin board with a map on it
Alt: angry man flips desk
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February 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Tech: This won't install
Eng1: Can we get console output?
Tech: This won't install
Eng2: Can we get console output?
Tech: This won't install
Eng3: Can we get console output?
Tech: It works now.
Eng1: Can we get console output?
Tech: This won't install
Eng2: Can we get console output?
Tech: This won't install
Eng3: Can we get console output?
Tech: It works now.
Mgr: Interrupt work is now all the time instead of half of it.
Me: When will I have focus time to complete my projects?
Mgr: You are expected to manage your own time.
Me: So it's optional?
Mgr: No, you can't ignore interrupt work.
Me: You see how this isn't providing any solutions or guidance?
Me: When will I have focus time to complete my projects?
Mgr: You are expected to manage your own time.
Me: So it's optional?
Mgr: No, you can't ignore interrupt work.
Me: You see how this isn't providing any solutions or guidance?
February 2, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Mgr: Interrupt work is now all the time instead of half of it.
Me: When will I have focus time to complete my projects?
Mgr: You are expected to manage your own time.
Me: So it's optional?
Mgr: No, you can't ignore interrupt work.
Me: You see how this isn't providing any solutions or guidance?
Me: When will I have focus time to complete my projects?
Mgr: You are expected to manage your own time.
Me: So it's optional?
Mgr: No, you can't ignore interrupt work.
Me: You see how this isn't providing any solutions or guidance?
@garyvee.com It seems that many people stop themselves from doing social media because they don't feel they have the right personality. Folks should be reminded that there are plenty of "behind the camera" roles and that working with others is a real and viable possibility.
February 1, 2026 at 10:57 PM
@garyvee.com It seems that many people stop themselves from doing social media because they don't feel they have the right personality. Folks should be reminded that there are plenty of "behind the camera" roles and that working with others is a real and viable possibility.
Does anyone else get a better feeling when food you are ordering is ethnically aligned with your delivery driver name?
Tacos from Miguel.
Chicken Curry from Ritesh.
Just feels like the universe is being supportive of your poor choices.
Tacos from Miguel.
Chicken Curry from Ritesh.
Just feels like the universe is being supportive of your poor choices.
February 1, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Does anyone else get a better feeling when food you are ordering is ethnically aligned with your delivery driver name?
Tacos from Miguel.
Chicken Curry from Ritesh.
Just feels like the universe is being supportive of your poor choices.
Tacos from Miguel.
Chicken Curry from Ritesh.
Just feels like the universe is being supportive of your poor choices.
If you're giving small businesses grief for being open today, realize they're more part of the community than most folks bother with.
They can't afford to be closed on a Friday. Most of them do not support ICE, but they do have to support themselves and their employees.
They can't afford to be closed on a Friday. Most of them do not support ICE, but they do have to support themselves and their employees.
January 30, 2026 at 3:23 PM
If you're giving small businesses grief for being open today, realize they're more part of the community than most folks bother with.
They can't afford to be closed on a Friday. Most of them do not support ICE, but they do have to support themselves and their employees.
They can't afford to be closed on a Friday. Most of them do not support ICE, but they do have to support themselves and their employees.
Mgr: Stop doing X this way and prioritize Y.
Me: That's not going to work because <reasons> which will lower stats.
Mgr: Do it anyway.
- later -
Mgr: Why have your stats gone down for X and Y?
Me: Remember our conversation?
Mgr: Well you're supposed to be able to make decisions without my input.
Me: That's not going to work because <reasons> which will lower stats.
Mgr: Do it anyway.
- later -
Mgr: Why have your stats gone down for X and Y?
Me: Remember our conversation?
Mgr: Well you're supposed to be able to make decisions without my input.
a man in an office holding a burning piece of wood with the words everything is fine behind him
Alt: a man in an office holding a burning piece of wood with the words everything is fine behind him
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January 30, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Mgr: Stop doing X this way and prioritize Y.
Me: That's not going to work because <reasons> which will lower stats.
Mgr: Do it anyway.
- later -
Mgr: Why have your stats gone down for X and Y?
Me: Remember our conversation?
Mgr: Well you're supposed to be able to make decisions without my input.
Me: That's not going to work because <reasons> which will lower stats.
Mgr: Do it anyway.
- later -
Mgr: Why have your stats gone down for X and Y?
Me: Remember our conversation?
Mgr: Well you're supposed to be able to make decisions without my input.
It's a good thing they have Universal Translators on Star Trek. 800 years of isolation is going to wildly change your language.
Nobody in the future is speaking English, for example.
Nobody in the future is speaking English, for example.
January 30, 2026 at 1:36 PM
It's a good thing they have Universal Translators on Star Trek. 800 years of isolation is going to wildly change your language.
Nobody in the future is speaking English, for example.
Nobody in the future is speaking English, for example.
EntitleMint - when you get mad that Sonic forgot to put mints in the bag. "Sonic forgot mints in my bag, I feel entitled to those. You could say I feel EntitleMint."
#sonic
#sonic
a cartoon of sonic the hedgehog and shadow the hedgehog sitting on the grass
Alt: Sonic the Hedgehog eating a Hotdog
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January 29, 2026 at 8:11 PM
EntitleMint - when you get mad that Sonic forgot to put mints in the bag. "Sonic forgot mints in my bag, I feel entitled to those. You could say I feel EntitleMint."
#sonic
#sonic
Do you want Hot Honey, Honey Mustard or Hot Mustard?
Where's the Hot Honey Mustard?
Where's the Hot Honey Mustard?
January 29, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Do you want Hot Honey, Honey Mustard or Hot Mustard?
Where's the Hot Honey Mustard?
Where's the Hot Honey Mustard?
Me updating a bug: Not really sure what to do about this, will have to research further.
PM 12 minutes later: WHO CAN HELP WITH THIS?
Me:
PM 12 minutes later: WHO CAN HELP WITH THIS?
Me:
a man with a surprised look on his face is saying " hey hey "
Alt: a man with a surprised look on his face is saying " hey hey, what did I just say? "
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January 28, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Me updating a bug: Not really sure what to do about this, will have to research further.
PM 12 minutes later: WHO CAN HELP WITH THIS?
Me:
PM 12 minutes later: WHO CAN HELP WITH THIS?
Me:
Tech: Can we bypass all the safety checks and just run it?
Me: No. Please check every time we've done this in the past and it's broken things further creating more delays. Check with your PM.
Tech: I am a PM now.
Me:
Me: No. Please check every time we've done this in the past and it's broken things further creating more delays. Check with your PM.
Tech: I am a PM now.
Me:
a man is standing in front of a sign that says `` help us dear god ''
Alt: a man is standing in front of a sign that says `` help us dear god ''
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January 28, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Tech: Can we bypass all the safety checks and just run it?
Me: No. Please check every time we've done this in the past and it's broken things further creating more delays. Check with your PM.
Tech: I am a PM now.
Me:
Me: No. Please check every time we've done this in the past and it's broken things further creating more delays. Check with your PM.
Tech: I am a PM now.
Me:
Earlier this year I was planning on going to the World Cup.
I am now choosing to stay home because I am afraid violence will occur.
This is how terrorism works.
ICE are terrorists.
I am now choosing to stay home because I am afraid violence will occur.
This is how terrorism works.
ICE are terrorists.
January 28, 2026 at 9:21 AM
Earlier this year I was planning on going to the World Cup.
I am now choosing to stay home because I am afraid violence will occur.
This is how terrorism works.
ICE are terrorists.
I am now choosing to stay home because I am afraid violence will occur.
This is how terrorism works.
ICE are terrorists.
Deport ICE = MAGA
Not the movement, but in reality.
Not the movement, but in reality.
January 28, 2026 at 9:16 AM
Deport ICE = MAGA
Not the movement, but in reality.
Not the movement, but in reality.
Automation: Closing issue due to XYZ
Tech: Reopens.
Automation: repeats previous
Tech: Reopens. "Why does this keep closing?"
Automation: repeats previous
Me: See the comments left by the automation
Tech 2: I think it's doing it because of X, possibly Y, but I'm not sure.
Tech: Reopens.
Automation: repeats previous
Tech: Reopens. "Why does this keep closing?"
Automation: repeats previous
Me: See the comments left by the automation
Tech 2: I think it's doing it because of X, possibly Y, but I'm not sure.
a man with a beard is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and his hands on his wrists .
Alt: a man with a beard is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and his hands on his wrists .
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January 27, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Automation: Closing issue due to XYZ
Tech: Reopens.
Automation: repeats previous
Tech: Reopens. "Why does this keep closing?"
Automation: repeats previous
Me: See the comments left by the automation
Tech 2: I think it's doing it because of X, possibly Y, but I'm not sure.
Tech: Reopens.
Automation: repeats previous
Tech: Reopens. "Why does this keep closing?"
Automation: repeats previous
Me: See the comments left by the automation
Tech 2: I think it's doing it because of X, possibly Y, but I'm not sure.
SWE: Seems to be a problem with XYZ. Please perform steps in the playbook provided.
Tech: Confirmed, problems are with XYZ, sending to Tier 2.
Me: Tech, please perform the steps in the playbook provided as requested.
Tech: Confirmed, problems are with XYZ, sending to Tier 2.
Me: Tech, please perform the steps in the playbook provided as requested.
a man playing pool with a purple sign that says ur not slick bud
Alt: a man playing pool with a purple sign that says ur not slick bud
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January 26, 2026 at 10:49 PM
SWE: Seems to be a problem with XYZ. Please perform steps in the playbook provided.
Tech: Confirmed, problems are with XYZ, sending to Tier 2.
Me: Tech, please perform the steps in the playbook provided as requested.
Tech: Confirmed, problems are with XYZ, sending to Tier 2.
Me: Tech, please perform the steps in the playbook provided as requested.
Maybe autistic people are normal and others are the ones with the disability.
January 22, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Maybe autistic people are normal and others are the ones with the disability.
Managers that harp on getting something done week after week even though you've shown massive progress week after week are really annoying.
January 22, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Managers that harp on getting something done week after week even though you've shown massive progress week after week are really annoying.
Tech: Why do my managers keep telling me that you know things?
Me: Let me look. Oh. Well I interviewed one when they started and I trained the other one when they started.
Tech: You don't look that old.
Me: Thanks.
Me: Let me look. Oh. Well I interviewed one when they started and I trained the other one when they started.
Tech: You don't look that old.
Me: Thanks.
a man with a beard and pigtails is wearing a lei .
Alt: Jason Momoa wearing pigtails and saying "I Feel Pretty"
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January 21, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Tech: Why do my managers keep telling me that you know things?
Me: Let me look. Oh. Well I interviewed one when they started and I trained the other one when they started.
Tech: You don't look that old.
Me: Thanks.
Me: Let me look. Oh. Well I interviewed one when they started and I trained the other one when they started.
Tech: You don't look that old.
Me: Thanks.
SWEs and PMs: Can you and your team take responsibility for X, Y, Z ad infinitum?
Me: No, we already need about double the staff we have for the workload we already have.
Them: Peer bonus?
Me: You could pay me double and I would still say no.
Me: No, we already need about double the staff we have for the workload we already have.
Them: Peer bonus?
Me: You could pay me double and I would still say no.
January 21, 2026 at 7:11 PM
SWEs and PMs: Can you and your team take responsibility for X, Y, Z ad infinitum?
Me: No, we already need about double the staff we have for the workload we already have.
Them: Peer bonus?
Me: You could pay me double and I would still say no.
Me: No, we already need about double the staff we have for the workload we already have.
Them: Peer bonus?
Me: You could pay me double and I would still say no.
SWE: Is this the oncall rotation for <team you have never heard of>?
Me: I don't know.
SWE: Do you know who would?
Me: I'd use the internal search
SWE: Can you do that?
Me: You want me to do a search for you?
SWE: Yes.
Me: Open a ticket.
SWE: Nevermind.
Me: I don't know.
SWE: Do you know who would?
Me: I'd use the internal search
SWE: Can you do that?
Me: You want me to do a search for you?
SWE: Yes.
Me: Open a ticket.
SWE: Nevermind.
a cartoon character says take a hike you bum while another character looks on
Alt: Take A Hike, You Bum
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January 21, 2026 at 6:01 PM
SWE: Is this the oncall rotation for <team you have never heard of>?
Me: I don't know.
SWE: Do you know who would?
Me: I'd use the internal search
SWE: Can you do that?
Me: You want me to do a search for you?
SWE: Yes.
Me: Open a ticket.
SWE: Nevermind.
Me: I don't know.
SWE: Do you know who would?
Me: I'd use the internal search
SWE: Can you do that?
Me: You want me to do a search for you?
SWE: Yes.
Me: Open a ticket.
SWE: Nevermind.