Johnny Seagull
@milkglider.bsky.social
I like hose water
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Today I grabbed the rim with both hands and swung on it
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Today I grabbed the rim with both hands and swung on it
Johnny Depp as Legolas
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Johnny Depp as Legolas
I don't want to be chopped I want to he slowed and reverbed
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I don't want to be chopped I want to he slowed and reverbed
If u make a change and life gets 10x better u started doing something smart. If life gets 100x better, u stopped doing something stupid.
November 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
If u make a change and life gets 10x better u started doing something smart. If life gets 100x better, u stopped doing something stupid.
I hate when a falling damp causes a fluxion of my humors
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I hate when a falling damp causes a fluxion of my humors
Spotify is a library where some of the books have random chapters taken out
November 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Spotify is a library where some of the books have random chapters taken out
Reposted by Johnny Seagull
I know it's hardly the top priority, but could is there any way we could add "mandatory headphone jack on every smartphone" to the Woke 2 agenda?
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I know it's hardly the top priority, but could is there any way we could add "mandatory headphone jack on every smartphone" to the Woke 2 agenda?
Here I come, with a sharp knife and a clear conscience
November 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Here I come, with a sharp knife and a clear conscience
Instagram is so fucking cool dude
November 18, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Instagram is so fucking cool dude
Have you ever sifted sand through a sieve?
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Have you ever sifted sand through a sieve?
Returning home to a new apartment from a new job
November 18, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Returning home to a new apartment from a new job
eent to the shake shack for the sake of the shake sack
November 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
eent to the shake shack for the sake of the shake sack
When there's a clown, there's a circus
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
When there's a clown, there's a circus
For a disappointing experience, try going into a store
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
For a disappointing experience, try going into a store
Not doing anything today (I quit my job)
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Not doing anything today (I quit my job)
By age 30 you should know the difference between valleys, dales, and groves
November 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
By age 30 you should know the difference between valleys, dales, and groves
The New Era 5950 fitted hat is the American adaptation of the phrygean cap
November 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The New Era 5950 fitted hat is the American adaptation of the phrygean cap
I just quit my job, and that whips
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I just quit my job, and that whips