Johnny Seagull
@milkglider.bsky.social
I like hose water
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For a disappointing experience, try going into a store
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
For a disappointing experience, try going into a store
Not doing anything today (I quit my job)
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Not doing anything today (I quit my job)
By age 30 you should know the difference between valleys, dales, and groves
November 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
By age 30 you should know the difference between valleys, dales, and groves
The New Era 5950 fitted hat is the American adaptation of the phrygean cap
November 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The New Era 5950 fitted hat is the American adaptation of the phrygean cap
I just quit my job, and that whips
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I just quit my job, and that whips
They're turning me into legendary fable today at work
November 7, 2025 at 6:16 PM
They're turning me into legendary fable today at work
Reposted by Johnny Seagull
The thing with getting older is realizing how many of your peers are aging themselves beyond their years.
No fun. No whimsy. No risks. Rigid as hell. Just BORING beige wallpaper vibes. Omg.
No fun. No whimsy. No risks. Rigid as hell. Just BORING beige wallpaper vibes. Omg.
November 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The thing with getting older is realizing how many of your peers are aging themselves beyond their years.
No fun. No whimsy. No risks. Rigid as hell. Just BORING beige wallpaper vibes. Omg.
No fun. No whimsy. No risks. Rigid as hell. Just BORING beige wallpaper vibes. Omg.
One of those 4 liter jugs of Carlo Rossi wine would fix me
November 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
One of those 4 liter jugs of Carlo Rossi wine would fix me
momento mori, brah
November 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
momento mori, brah
ⓘ this user has just ordered an expensive and extremely stupid effect pedal for guitar
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
ⓘ this user has just ordered an expensive and extremely stupid effect pedal for guitar
Put in two weeks notice 2 weeks ago today but the sons of bitches are making me finish out the week
November 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Put in two weeks notice 2 weeks ago today but the sons of bitches are making me finish out the week
Looks like its gonna be another challenging day for the Blue Sky moderation team. But that's why they earn the big bucks.
November 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Looks like its gonna be another challenging day for the Blue Sky moderation team. But that's why they earn the big bucks.
Reposted by Johnny Seagull
Starship Troopers (1997): The Rodger Young, art by Jim Martin
November 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Starship Troopers (1997): The Rodger Young, art by Jim Martin
The potato - a beginner level vegetable
November 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The potato - a beginner level vegetable
The future is all about pods
November 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The future is all about pods
>spend $5 to purchase Beatles CD in an AAD pressing
>it's in stereo
>it's in stereo
October 31, 2025 at 8:54 PM
>spend $5 to purchase Beatles CD in an AAD pressing
>it's in stereo
>it's in stereo
Food-grade lubricants
October 31, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Food-grade lubricants
The computer is asking me to "log in" to Google? Sorry, but that's insane
October 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The computer is asking me to "log in" to Google? Sorry, but that's insane