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I'm fine being herded into a camp provided it's a trans woman shoving me when I dawdle
January 14, 2026 at 6:48 AM
I'm fine being herded into a camp provided it's a trans woman shoving me when I dawdle
It often takes the passing of an important member of our lives to learn who we really are. You get it Dilbert
January 14, 2026 at 6:34 AM
It often takes the passing of an important member of our lives to learn who we really are. You get it Dilbert
This is bc Mario kept barging in looking for stars and you just can't have that in a hospital
January 14, 2026 at 5:40 AM
This is bc Mario kept barging in looking for stars and you just can't have that in a hospital
Isn't that just the net you stuff a ham into?
January 14, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Isn't that just the net you stuff a ham into?
Looking forward to "here comes the hyperloop" and everything about it is disappointing also you shouldn't touch it bc you'll get an acid burn
January 13, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Looking forward to "here comes the hyperloop" and everything about it is disappointing also you shouldn't touch it bc you'll get an acid burn
Didn't Zohran Mamdani just announce free childcare?
January 13, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Didn't Zohran Mamdani just announce free childcare?
He sounds like a good boyfriend
January 13, 2026 at 4:17 PM
He sounds like a good boyfriend
Bro like literally what?!
January 13, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Bro like literally what?!
Es ist wirklich süß!
January 13, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Es ist wirklich süß!
International Lawyers hate this one simple trick
January 13, 2026 at 12:54 PM
International Lawyers hate this one simple trick
The "best of both worlds" that not enough people are talking about
January 13, 2026 at 12:42 PM
The "best of both worlds" that not enough people are talking about
Oh okay. I wouldn't trust the mail on what happened outside of their doorstep let alone in China. But if that's enough for you then it's enough for you
January 13, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Oh okay. I wouldn't trust the mail on what happened outside of their doorstep let alone in China. But if that's enough for you then it's enough for you
I'm 99% sure none of this is true and I've never seen one of those videos
January 13, 2026 at 11:46 AM
I'm 99% sure none of this is true and I've never seen one of those videos
Excuse me Jasmin, I wasn't expecting to be so called out like this right now
January 13, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Excuse me Jasmin, I wasn't expecting to be so called out like this right now
Bunsdaughter Burner
January 13, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Bunsdaughter Burner
"we want the leeches to stay, the leeches are good for you"
January 13, 2026 at 10:46 AM
"we want the leeches to stay, the leeches are good for you"
Gestern Nachmittag hat es geschneit, also ist es nicht so schlimm, aber wahrscheinlich trotzdem schlecht
January 13, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Gestern Nachmittag hat es geschneit, also ist es nicht so schlimm, aber wahrscheinlich trotzdem schlecht