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Miley Crisis. ✨
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Donkey Kong Country for the SNES screenshot, Donkey and Diddy Kong are swimming with a down arrow made from bananas nearby and a fish
February 13, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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Hilary Clinton speaking into a microphone at a political rally
February 13, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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I noticed that and thought it was weird, but then I found you can't save replies as drafts and delete is in the same position on both lists
Screenshot of Bluesky offering to save draft in German Entwurf speichern? Möchtest du dies Entwurf speichern, um es später zu bearbeiten? Entwurf speichern Verwerfen Keep editing Bluesky providing options of backing out of a reply in German Entwurf verwerfen? Verwerfen Abbrechen
February 13, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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I spent the last 2 months doing my C1 German course with this view and idk. I just feel like learning the language in the capital with the most iconic landmark from the city on display feels like the final boss of language learning
The Berlin Fernsehturm (TV Tower) out of the window with some buildings and a 6 lane road filled with cars in the foreground
February 5, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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Give us nothing meme A comment on some content from Tobias: I love her lack of energy, go girl give us nothing!
February 5, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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Bill Gates raising his hand while sitting on a media interview panel. He has a microphone in front of him and there's marketing in the background but it's blurred
February 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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Damn Microsoft marketing sure is weird
Bill Gates standing behind a CRT computer and leaning on it, on the screen it says "Is it okay to slip your wife STI meds so that she doesn't discover you're having sex with children?" Original photo credit: Rich Frishman/Frishphoto.com
February 4, 2026 at 3:38 PM
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That's the same stuff oozing from the walls in the Hyperloop
Article from Futurism Badly Burnt Elon Musk’s Tunnel Reportedly Oozing With Skin-Burning Chemical Sludge "You’d be like, 'Why am I on fire?'" Noor Al-Sibai Avatar By Noor Al-Sibai Published Feb 26, 2024 4:17 PM EST Elon Musk's Boring Company has only built a few miles of tunnel underneath Vegas — but those tunnels have taken a toxic toll. Image: Ethan Miller via Getty / Futurism
February 2, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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"shy 63 year old" terrorist
Screenshot of tweet from Zack Fox @zackfox "This how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family" Picture of a white man on a Jetski looking happy with his white family onboard
January 31, 2026 at 9:10 AM
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Jetzt höre ich zu 🎵
Ein Schallplattenspieler spielt eine Schallplatte, im Vordergrund liegt das Albumcover von „Keine Macht für Niemand“ von „Ton Steine Scherben“.
January 23, 2026 at 7:52 PM
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I'm very confused about why my phone has decided to give me a temperature in Fahrenheit

(Translation: Feels like temperature tonight
Due to frosty winds, the low temperature will be around 11°F...)
Gefühlte Temperatur heute Nacht Durch frostigen Wind wird sich die Tiefsttemperatur wie 11°F...
January 23, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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Excuse me?
Zoom in of the panel of glass beside the door which says "welcome to Clitheroe"
January 23, 2026 at 2:16 PM
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This came to me and thus is had to be created
The Union Jack in the background, with Zach Polanski smiling in the middle, with the text The Union Jack written across the bottom
January 21, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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How does it use multiple districts for the same letter? What? (Note it only provides uppercase)
List of letters and matching districts Letter District(s) A California's 3rd & Texas's 35th B Ohio's 12th & 7th C Connecticut's 1st D Missouri's 8th E Missouri's 6th F Oregon's 5th G Ohio's 4th H North Carolina's 6th I Texas's 15th J Illinois's 18th K Alabama's 1st L New York's 7th M New York's 8th N Illinois's 11th O Arizona's 6th P Florida's 25th Q Texas's 12th R Ohio's 10th & Michigan's 13th S Tennessee's 4th T California's 43rd U Illinois's 4th V New Jersey's 5th W New York's 8th X California's 8th & 14th Y Illinois's 12th Z Indiana's 8th & Ohio's 8th
January 20, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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This guy is on the ball, immediately picking up his kid and getting everyone tf outta there
4 people in the background with the bear in the foreground, the person in the background is picking up their kid
January 20, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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Manchester Orchestra are such a good live show. I saw them in London 2017
A silhouette of Andy Hull with just the instruments and band members behind him lit up, the album art from Black Mile to the surface behind them
January 19, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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Bum bum da dum bahhhrm
Table of Net favorability for leaders of major political parties in the UK showing as of Jan 16 2026 Starmer has -57% favorability to Zach's -6% Full data in screenshot: Characteristic Keir Starmer Kemi Badenoch Ed Davey Nigel Farage Zack Polanski Jan 16, 26 -57% -26% -9% -37% -6% Dec 15, 25 -54% -26% -10% -35% -6% Nov 17, 25 -54% -32% -9% -32% -2% Oct 16, 25 -51% -33% -4% -33% -4% Sep 29, 25 -47% -36% -4% -31% -10% Sep 11, 25 -50% -35% -6% -31% -10% Aug 25, 25 -44% -31% -3% -29% -6%
January 19, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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Der Nebel ist sehr dick, dass man der Fernsehturm nicht sehen kann
Die Säule des Fernsehturms verschwindet im Nebel
January 17, 2026 at 10:57 AM
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If we've not messaged in a while then I'll do a deep dive on something innocuous we spoke about the last time we saw each other and drop it all in the chat instead of just saying "hi"
Screenshot from WhatsApp, 2 messages from me 1st: So I decided to look into the word Handy and figure out whether it's an English or German word. So it looks like it was first used when Walkie Talkies were first released in Germany, the name was changed to Handy Talkie, bc maybe that was a bit more understandable for Germans. So it's not really clear if it's using the English word handy or if it's the German word hitting the same format as Walkie Talkie. I probably think it's the second now, so probably a German word 2nd: Anyway, wie geht's dir?
January 15, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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You wouldn't steal a car meme template saying "you wouldn't cut off your balls"
January 12, 2026 at 10:54 AM
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It's from the generic NYC Major twitter x.com/NYCMayor/sta...
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mam... ✔️ @NYCM... ...• Jun 11, 2024 Any New Yorker who stands for peace cannot stand next to those waving Hamas and Hezbollah flags, especially at an exhibit commemorating the victims of the Nova Music Festival massacre. That is pure anti-Semitism. The NYPD has overseen thousands of peaceful protests, but it is read more
January 10, 2026 at 2:07 PM
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The above skeet edited to say "we need a moratorium on cis people until we can figure out what's going on"
January 9, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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Scooby Doo removing mask meme First panel: Fred reaching for a mask of a ghost labelled "a different type of political authoritarianism" Second panel: Fred has removed the mask to reveal that it was facism under the mask all along
January 8, 2026 at 11:24 AM
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This is a Hopping Mouse
A very very long and narrow foot with 3 little toes on the end, it almost looks the shape of art of a celery
January 7, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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This foot is a Sugarglider
This looks more like what I'd imagine a frog's footprint to look like, it has 5 toes with very bulbous ends and webbing in between about half way up each toe
January 7, 2026 at 8:10 PM