Miles
@milesmoss.bsky.social
New Model Army, Grimsby Town FC, Andor, Test Match Special, Lego, cryptic crosswords.
What a nerd. Urmston.
What a nerd. Urmston.
This might be one of the worst portmanteau attempts I've ever seen.
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
This might be one of the worst portmanteau attempts I've ever seen.
Starc is amazing, but Scott Boland is terrifying. I've been watching Supernatural with the 16yo. Boland reminds me of the Golem character. #Supernatural #ashes
December 6, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Starc is amazing, but Scott Boland is terrifying. I've been watching Supernatural with the 16yo. Boland reminds me of the Golem character. #Supernatural #ashes
I'm clearly having a post-mid-life crisis.
December 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I'm clearly having a post-mid-life crisis.
Yes! Noticed the dangermn too. And this bizarre banana skin ramble.
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Yes! Noticed the dangermn too. And this bizarre banana skin ramble.
Wolves' interim manager James Collins should do alright - he fits nicely into my Football Expert Guess Who game. @footballcliches.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Wolves' interim manager James Collins should do alright - he fits nicely into my Football Expert Guess Who game. @footballcliches.bsky.social
Hi @footballcliches.bsky.social
Fantastic stream-of-consciousness commentary in the Sunderland-Arsenal match just now, featuring banana skins being turned on their heads and a desire for big cushions, all in one sentence.
Fantastic stream-of-consciousness commentary in the Sunderland-Arsenal match just now, featuring banana skins being turned on their heads and a desire for big cushions, all in one sentence.
November 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Hi @footballcliches.bsky.social
Fantastic stream-of-consciousness commentary in the Sunderland-Arsenal match just now, featuring banana skins being turned on their heads and a desire for big cushions, all in one sentence.
Fantastic stream-of-consciousness commentary in the Sunderland-Arsenal match just now, featuring banana skins being turned on their heads and a desire for big cushions, all in one sentence.
Ooh, you've angered the might Womblecorp. Stay away from the Common: you might come across Tomsk with his knuckle dusters.
October 31, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Ooh, you've angered the might Womblecorp. Stay away from the Common: you might come across Tomsk with his knuckle dusters.
Today's NYT Connections top line making a peace offering to the show it stole the idea from?
October 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Today's NYT Connections top line making a peace offering to the show it stole the idea from?
Important advice. I've been very dehydrated before, but good god, I don't think I've ever been 8
October 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Important advice. I've been very dehydrated before, but good god, I don't think I've ever been 8
The stats suggest Town were incredibly dominant... and also show that this 98th saved shot would have been Typical Bloody Football
October 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The stats suggest Town were incredibly dominant... and also show that this 98th saved shot would have been Typical Bloody Football
Miles the drama student, fresh from a gap year in the Middle East, showing off the late 80s hair.
October 13, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Miles the drama student, fresh from a gap year in the Middle East, showing off the late 80s hair.
Clickbait AI-created rubbish in my feed: plug is a bizarre frankenstein design, earth and neutral both connected to earth pin which is marked 'L' for 'Live'. Meanwhile, live cable is totally missing. Though tbf, having no live cables would cu your electricity bills, as NOTHING WOULD WORK.
October 6, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Clickbait AI-created rubbish in my feed: plug is a bizarre frankenstein design, earth and neutral both connected to earth pin which is marked 'L' for 'Live'. Meanwhile, live cable is totally missing. Though tbf, having no live cables would cu your electricity bills, as NOTHING WOULD WORK.
Great to see you afterwards, Si, for the first time in a loooong time. From your pic, looks like i was stood right near you too
October 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Great to see you afterwards, Si, for the first time in a loooong time. From your pic, looks like i was stood right near you too
Bought some new safety trainers yesterday; this booklet was in the box.
October 4, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Bought some new safety trainers yesterday; this booklet was in the box.
I love a good pun-based shop name, but this local takeaway has had me baffled for years.
September 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I love a good pun-based shop name, but this local takeaway has had me baffled for years.
The view back in the other direction a few weeks ago!
September 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The view back in the other direction a few weeks ago!
Middle of September, and the supermarkets are already dropping the C-bomb
September 21, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Middle of September, and the supermarkets are already dropping the C-bomb
I've always liked Leverkusen
August 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I've always liked Leverkusen
