Mila Herrera
@milaherrera.bsky.social
Based in 🇨🇦. Latina. Modern courtesan. Sarcasm and satire. Cat lover.
My mind is 🫚🫚🫚
I need to stop thinking 🫚🫚🫚
I feel deeply stupid
I need to stop thinking 🫚🫚🫚
I feel deeply stupid
January 20, 2026 at 3:05 AM
My mind is 🫚🫚🫚
I need to stop thinking 🫚🫚🫚
I feel deeply stupid
I need to stop thinking 🫚🫚🫚
I feel deeply stupid
I think I lost my Oakley’s, this month is really testing me.
I would not care but I got them on my last trip to Japan and I only got to rock with them few runs because I bought them end of fall.
Super sad 😔😪😩
I would not care but I got them on my last trip to Japan and I only got to rock with them few runs because I bought them end of fall.
Super sad 😔😪😩
January 18, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I think I lost my Oakley’s, this month is really testing me.
I would not care but I got them on my last trip to Japan and I only got to rock with them few runs because I bought them end of fall.
Super sad 😔😪😩
I would not care but I got them on my last trip to Japan and I only got to rock with them few runs because I bought them end of fall.
Super sad 😔😪😩
One of my favourite clients just rebooked for tomorrow so I have a more available day today 😇 I’ll take some pics or something
January 18, 2026 at 9:36 PM
One of my favourite clients just rebooked for tomorrow so I have a more available day today 😇 I’ll take some pics or something
Foggy in Vancouver but just so nice to be near the water. Good 10 k walk, didn’t run because I forgot my glasses 😪
#Vancouver
#Vancouver
January 18, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Foggy in Vancouver but just so nice to be near the water. Good 10 k walk, didn’t run because I forgot my glasses 😪
#Vancouver
#Vancouver
I’m getting up tomorrow and going for a nice run on Stanley park😘
January 18, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I’m getting up tomorrow and going for a nice run on Stanley park😘
Weather in Vancouver is just wonderful 🥰🥹
January 18, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Weather in Vancouver is just wonderful 🥰🥹
Working on my website, hoping it will be live soon 🍀😘
For now all enquires text me to my phone and follow my booking process listed on my Tryst 😘❤️
For now all enquires text me to my phone and follow my booking process listed on my Tryst 😘❤️
January 17, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Working on my website, hoping it will be live soon 🍀😘
For now all enquires text me to my phone and follow my booking process listed on my Tryst 😘❤️
For now all enquires text me to my phone and follow my booking process listed on my Tryst 😘❤️
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The cats were nearly victorious this morning: I was almost convinced to feed them twice
January 16, 2026 at 11:29 AM
The cats were nearly victorious this morning: I was almost convinced to feed them twice
Didn’t make it to Vancouver, heartbroken, I also don’t have my suitcase lol 😂🍀🍀🍀
January 16, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Didn’t make it to Vancouver, heartbroken, I also don’t have my suitcase lol 😂🍀🍀🍀
So the weather did fucked up my plans 😩🥹
January 15, 2026 at 10:00 PM
So the weather did fucked up my plans 😩🥹
I’m super looking forward to my tour in Vancouver.
I always have an amazing time there, I hope the snow doesn’t ruin my plans 😩
I always have an amazing time there, I hope the snow doesn’t ruin my plans 😩
January 14, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I’m super looking forward to my tour in Vancouver.
I always have an amazing time there, I hope the snow doesn’t ruin my plans 😩
I always have an amazing time there, I hope the snow doesn’t ruin my plans 😩
Being kind shouldn’t be so hard 😊
January 14, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Being kind shouldn’t be so hard 😊
Hosting incall tomorrow in Mississauga, rare chance to catch me in Ontario before I head west 🤓
January 13, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Hosting incall tomorrow in Mississauga, rare chance to catch me in Ontario before I head west 🤓
What a week 🙃 many unexpected surprises starting out the year.
January 11, 2026 at 10:58 PM
What a week 🙃 many unexpected surprises starting out the year.
Craving a crispy filthy martini 🍸 with blue cheese 🫒, but I will remain strong in my purpose of staying alcoholic-free for the first part of the year.
January 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Craving a crispy filthy martini 🍸 with blue cheese 🫒, but I will remain strong in my purpose of staying alcoholic-free for the first part of the year.
I’m sure this year is going to be sweet 🍯
January 5, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I’m sure this year is going to be sweet 🍯
Happy new year to everyone! Let’s hope for 2026 to be amazing in all aspects 🥰
December 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Happy new year to everyone! Let’s hope for 2026 to be amazing in all aspects 🥰
Wine and a 2000’s romantic comedy, perfect evening plan.
December 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Wine and a 2000’s romantic comedy, perfect evening plan.
This looks and feels like twitter, my 2016 self is happy.
December 23, 2025 at 6:42 AM
This looks and feels like twitter, my 2016 self is happy.
Reposted by Mila Herrera
So everyone's watching the 60 Minutes that was supposed to be banned and everyone who knows how PDFs work can unredact the Epstein files, it's like the Christmas spirit has irony poisoning this year
December 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
So everyone's watching the 60 Minutes that was supposed to be banned and everyone who knows how PDFs work can unredact the Epstein files, it's like the Christmas spirit has irony poisoning this year
Reposted by Mila Herrera
For Jesus’ birthday this year, he’s asking for affordable housing, universal healthcare, and for people to stop using his name to explain why they’re being cruel to strangers.
December 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
For Jesus’ birthday this year, he’s asking for affordable housing, universal healthcare, and for people to stop using his name to explain why they’re being cruel to strangers.