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Aubrey Emmanuel Eigengrau
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aubrey | SUGGESTIVE CONTENT WARNING | nephew of poe | he/him | 20 | discord: aubreyeigengrau | nsfw: @mikuwhitepants.bsky.social | strawpage: https://aubreyeigengrau.straw.page/
i hope things will get better for you
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
also, the ulans speak uzbek and their variety of the language is written in devanagari. they impose it as the language of nobility in india, but the vast majority of the population does not speak it.
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
one mysterious aspect of the clan is that they practice both modesty and nudity. veiled women and even masked men are not uncommon, but it is also not uncommon to see an almost totally nude ulan member in an area near the royal palace.
November 18, 2025 at 2:56 PM
anyways, the family was originally tengrist, but converted to islam when they reached central asia. then they converted to hinduism some time after having moved to india. they still maintained a diet heavy in meat, but replaced the beef in their turkic style recipes with lamb or goat.
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
the ulans are known for their red hair, a trait that everyone born into the family innately has. because of their attitude towards people outside the clan, for hundreds of years, some people in north india thought having red hair made you a dick.
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
uzbek tribes alongside timur and babur. this was because uzbeks and uyghurs spoke languages descended from chagatai.
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
so, even when the family, now a devil summoner family, migrated to india during the founding of the mughal empire, they refused to let anyone of a different ethnicity from them join the family. over the centuries, they restricted themselves to only uzbeks and uyghurs, despite having fought the
November 18, 2025 at 2:50 PM
ulan was a mongol warrior born to an affair between tengri and a human woman. in his dying breath, he said his children would become even greater than genghis khan. eventually, his now turkified descendants would take this to mean that they must maintain their turkic character.
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
this only works on layers with large areas of terrain, because emerald rush does not let you reset terrain.
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
on the canyon layer, my combination of snaking and treasure hunting was so great that i reached the enemy killing emerald multiplier cap of 99,999.9. i had leveled up balloon hoarder quite a lot and gotten tons of balloons.
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 PM
balloon hoarder is kind of a crappy perk on its own, but with the treasure hunting strat, you can farm tons of balloons from chests while maxing out apple and melon in the process, and unlike apples and melons, you can have a maximum of 99 balloons. i got up to like 40 in some runs
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
you get hammer thrower with the kong bananza and stack it with long range forager, kong forager, and other treasure chest perks and you'll get tons of chests by throwing hard chunks at terrain.

most importantly, you can take advantage of not just apple and melon hoarder, but also balloon hoarder
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
for the canyon and landfill layers, i combined snaking with a strat i call treasure hunting.

normally, with snaking, you might have enough time to get lots of apple and melon juice to take advantage of their hoarder perks, but there is a faster and more efficient way to do this with good RNG.
November 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
for layers like dk island and hilltop that have no natural enemies, there is just no way you're gonna hit 9,999,999.99 emeralds without snaking.
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
same time. not only that, but slo-mo beat and jumpin' beat also seem to have very high base multipliers in general.

in addition, the jump burst hitbox is VERY generous

on top of all of that, snake has the staring down perk, making glare slow down the timer.
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
snake in emerald rush is insane

you have THREE enemy killing perks:

-hyper hopper (kill an enemy under a snake transformation)

-jumpin' beat (kill an enemy with jump burst)

-slo-mo beat (kill an enemy while under snake's glare effect)

if you'll notice, these conditions can be fulfilled at the
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
the landfill layer is also massive, so getting fossils and bananas takes a lot more time than in lagoon.
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
so, the strat i used for most other layers was the snake strat, let's call it snaking cause it's absolutely broken just like snaking was in mario kart ds.
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
i tried to make the ba-NONE-za strat work in other layers, believe me, i tried. even in the landfill layer, the other one with peekaboopoids, they just don't respawn nearly as fast or in convenient enough locations.
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
they are typically not as aggressive and brutal as the chaos-aligned ring of gaea or the law-aligned (and also bethel HQ associated) order of messiah, though.
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
however, the temple of baal, headquartered in jordan, is run by a divine lightning member from tunisia named hannaba'al. temples of baal in syria, iraq, and japan have been known to engage in rather aggressive action, even some cases of human sacrifice have happened.
November 18, 2025 at 1:52 PM