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Aubrey Emmanuel Eigengrau
@mikublackpants.bsky.social
aubrey | SUGGESTIVE CONTENT WARNING | nephew of poe | he/him | 20 | discord: aubreyeigengrau | nsfw: @mikuwhitepants.bsky.social | strawpage: https://aubreyeigengrau.straw.page/
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this was not brief but i'll continue with one more thing even though twitter is back

india lore: india is the leader of the bethel india branch, which hinduized its member nations except for bhutan and sri lanka.

india itself is a hindu theocratic monarchy, the ulanid khanate.
bethel canaan: while other chaos-aligned pantheons went for more authoritarian paths in terms of human governments, the canaanite gods of baal, asherah, moloch, and so on felt that democracy and freedom in the levant would be best to establish chaos eventually.
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
there were two strategies i used, one of them only worked for the lagoon layer and the other was what i used in every other layer.

the lagoon one was the ba-NONE-za strat, where i got ba-NONE-za and stacked it with perks to make it so that defeating peekaboopoids gives tons of chips and emerald.
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
i guess while i'm here i might as well briefly discuss some aspects of my shin megami tensei 5 AU.

for more info, go to my strawpage and click the smt5 au link. it's unfinished but it has SOME stuff on it

aubreyeigengrau.straw.page
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
i am not a sane person
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
broke again wrf
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 PM
twit isn't working so hello i guess
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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*untwinks your twink*
August 10, 2025 at 6:04 AM
every once in a while i remember the emoji mashup bot is on here
September 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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🤮 vomiting + 🌞 sun =
September 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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😪 sleepy + 🤮 vomiting =
September 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
if i was a human nose monster in metaphor i would sniff will, strohl, and basilio alllllllllll day
September 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
we're always eating beef stroganoff, but nobody ever eats beef stroganova
August 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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August 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
casey mongillo knew i existed at some point and that makes me happy 😊
July 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
me on discord in a nutshell
July 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
poe from poe's law is my uncle i am not joking
July 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Before the game came out, I thought people wouldn't really care about Tenna and simply dismiss him as a budget Spamton. I'm glad everyone seems to like him just fine. I see those two as intentionally similar characters who mutually enhance each other. You know, like Spy vs. Spy.
June 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
i have an nsfw on here too if you wajna follow, it's in bio
May 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
a 100 year old WW2 veteran, who is still quite attractive despite his old age, is asked by a curious woman when the last time he had sex was. he replies "1956". the woman is shocked by this, and the two decide to have intercourse. after they're done, the woman says "wow, you haven't forgotten
May 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
AIM YOUR FAPPER GUN
YOU CANNOT BEAT US OFF
BEAT OFF YOUR ROBOT PARTNER
YOU CANNOT BEAT US OFF
DISCOVER NEW COCKS
YOU CANNOT BEAT US OFF
VORE 1 MILLION
YOU CANNOT BEAT US OFF
WE ARE NINTENDO
YOU CANNOT BEAT US OFF
May 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
DICKIDI BIDEN
DICKIDI DICKIDI BIDEN
DICKIDI BIDEN
COCK COCK COCK
DICKIDI DICKIDI BIDEN
HITLER'S ASSHOLE
TRUMP TRUMP
TRUMP IS FUCKING HITLER'S ASSHOLE!
HITLER'S ASSHOLE!
TRUMP IS FUCKING HITLER'S ASSHOLE!
DICKIDI DICKIDI!
May 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
saw some guy twerking on trending videos
May 24, 2025 at 12:57 PM
titter broke
May 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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a fun fact is that wikipedia started phasing out trivia sections in ~2007 since they were unwieldy and impossible to maintain but occasionally you can still find one in a random article (like this scottish polar bear who was on tv a lot)
April 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM