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Q: “Will you pretend to be my uncle and come pick me up at school?”

A: “No, I don’t do that anymore.”

This is comedy gold, folks.
April 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Sorry if my quotes are inaccurate; I wasn’t taking notes. Kids in my theater were annoying. When they weren’t clapping or shouting out meme-quotes or just screaming wordlessly, they were looking at TikTok at full volume on their phones. It’s too bad, because they were missing all of the good parts.
April 9, 2025 at 11:58 AM