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(it/that/thing) Failing sideways. Just lucky enough. I’m starting to suspect this is all a simulation.
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Die Hard is not only a Christmas Movie, it’s a a Hallmark Christmas movie. McLain flies across the country to battle adversity to be reunited with his estranged wife in time for Xmas. It also has a great score, so it’s a musical as well.
The chances of the asteroid that’s going to possibly hit in 2032 has doubled in probability in the last six months to 3%. If that trend continues it will be 100% by 2029.
February 19, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Frank in Blue Velvet: Baby wants to fuck!
January 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
My S.O. Is a pastry chef and she’s trying out the chocolate PB date bars. I’m living the wonka dream
January 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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If Steve Winwood had a crappy keyboard…
January 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
January 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
@cobratate
January 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
January 5, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This one time I got really baked and watched the original silent Nosferatu while listening to Rammstein live. I got freaked out and had to bail.
January 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
January 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
a lot of people are stressed about the next few years of our lives. It undoubtedly will get weird. Draw on your inner strength , do things that make you smile. Happy new year
December 31, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Do us all a favor and unalive you worthless pos
December 31, 2024 at 1:34 AM
December 30, 2024 at 12:36 AM
December 29, 2024 at 11:58 PM
rewatching Krampus. Toni Collette as a mom at the end of her rope. So familiar somehow.
December 28, 2024 at 2:26 AM
From Xitter
December 27, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Scrooged 1988- when Bill Murray gets transported to the NYC sewers. It’s dank and cold, and Frank says “well this is nice, where are we Trump Tower? “.
December 26, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Scrooged 1988- when Bill Murray gets transported to the NYC sewers. It’s dank and cold, and Frank says “well this is nice, where are we Trump Tower? “.
December 26, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Our tree has a heavy peppermint vibe this year.
December 25, 2024 at 3:39 AM
One of my favorite parts of the grinch is when he side eyes the fourth wall.
December 24, 2024 at 12:58 AM
December 22, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Die Hard is not only a Christmas Movie, it’s a a Hallmark Christmas movie. McLain flies across the country to battle adversity to be reunited with his estranged wife in time for Xmas. It also has a great score, so it’s a musical as well.
December 19, 2024 at 10:47 PM
When I was about 10 or 11, I had a conversation with my very catholic mom about the immaculate conception. I said, “Joseph thought he got Mary pregnant and just went along with the story.” My mom was a bit horrified.
December 19, 2024 at 1:40 AM
I don’t post or like at all on Xitter now. They probably have some AI scoop that classifies your personality.. . FU Eln.
December 18, 2024 at 4:01 AM
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doctor: it’s black lung disease

me: so goth lungs then
December 18, 2024 at 1:43 AM
I would rather be on the street than be the the most powerful man in the world shitting his depends,
December 18, 2024 at 3:53 AM