Mike Trozzo 👓
@miketrozzo.bsky.social
Bird app hellscape refugee | Bronx kid in Germany 🇩🇪 🇪🇺 | Father of Floofs🐕🐕🌈|⚾NYY🏈NYG⚽BVB🏒NYI | Disciple in the Church of Springsteen
Your daily dose of puppy.
November 21, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Your daily dose of puppy.
Captain Lou Albano was the One True Mario.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
October 15, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Captain Lou Albano was the One True Mario.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
Here...have some aww.
October 10, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Here...have some aww.
IT support people around the world dipping into the emergency stash today.
July 19, 2024 at 10:24 AM
IT support people around the world dipping into the emergency stash today.
Not to get all boomer about it, but is there anyone who writes actual lyrics any more?
July 10, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Not to get all boomer about it, but is there anyone who writes actual lyrics any more?
We didn't defeat fascism the first time around by winning hearts and minds, or convincing them to come over to our point of view.
We defeated fascism by creating lots and lots of dead fascists.
We defeated fascism by creating lots and lots of dead fascists.
May 21, 2024 at 9:46 AM
We didn't defeat fascism the first time around by winning hearts and minds, or convincing them to come over to our point of view.
We defeated fascism by creating lots and lots of dead fascists.
We defeated fascism by creating lots and lots of dead fascists.
Have you ever noticed that the people (if you can call incels "people") who spout this crap are usually the human equivalent of that key that has been sitting in the back of the junk drawer for so long that nobody remembers what it was for?
April 30, 2024 at 10:05 AM
Have you ever noticed that the people (if you can call incels "people") who spout this crap are usually the human equivalent of that key that has been sitting in the back of the junk drawer for so long that nobody remembers what it was for?
This one is giving "Undertaker vs Mankind at 1998 Hell in a Cell" vibes.
April 16, 2024 at 12:26 PM
This one is giving "Undertaker vs Mankind at 1998 Hell in a Cell" vibes.
"Sure, let's just yeet an infant down a slide with nothing but pavement at the bottom. What could possibly go wrong?"
April 16, 2024 at 12:25 PM
"Sure, let's just yeet an infant down a slide with nothing but pavement at the bottom. What could possibly go wrong?"
Sorry, Apple, I can’t fill this out. There’s no option for “complete shitshow”.
April 13, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Sorry, Apple, I can’t fill this out. There’s no option for “complete shitshow”.
This was a particularly dark episode of The Patty Duke Show.
March 29, 2024 at 6:32 PM
This was a particularly dark episode of The Patty Duke Show.
Super Bowl XXV: Wide Right
2023 AFC Divisional Playoff: Wide Right (Taylor's Version)
2023 AFC Divisional Playoff: Wide Right (Taylor's Version)
January 23, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Super Bowl XXV: Wide Right
2023 AFC Divisional Playoff: Wide Right (Taylor's Version)
2023 AFC Divisional Playoff: Wide Right (Taylor's Version)
I must be old. I've heard of maaaaaybe 10% of these people on the Bonnaroo schedule.
January 9, 2024 at 5:33 PM
I must be old. I've heard of maaaaaybe 10% of these people on the Bonnaroo schedule.
[1970s New York intensifies]
January 4, 2024 at 9:14 PM
[1970s New York intensifies]
The Daily News, unlike Rudy Giuliani, paid attention to Schillaci's complaint, running one of the pics on the front page, with a headline saying "GOTCHA!" /4
December 17, 2023 at 3:53 PM
The Daily News, unlike Rudy Giuliani, paid attention to Schillaci's complaint, running one of the pics on the front page, with a headline saying "GOTCHA!" /4
And this, my friends, is why every company with a social media presence should keep a typical 16-year-old on retainer. (in this case McDonald's)
December 14, 2023 at 3:09 PM
And this, my friends, is why every company with a social media presence should keep a typical 16-year-old on retainer. (in this case McDonald's)
All I have to say about George Santos getting his ass booted out of Congress is:
December 1, 2023 at 4:52 PM
All I have to say about George Santos getting his ass booted out of Congress is:
Me following the news about war criminal Henry Kissinger:
November 30, 2023 at 10:24 AM
Me following the news about war criminal Henry Kissinger:
To the surprise of absolutely nobody in the known universe:
November 29, 2023 at 8:28 PM
To the surprise of absolutely nobody in the known universe:
