Mike Trozzo 👓
@miketrozzo.bsky.social
Bird app hellscape refugee | Bronx kid in Germany 🇩🇪 🇪🇺 | Father of Floofs🐕🐕🌈|⚾NYY🏈NYG⚽BVB🏒NYI | Disciple in the Church of Springsteen
Trump being dead is just a rumor, and I don't think we should be spreading rumors.
We should stick to spreading facts.
Fact: Donald Trump is a rapist and pedophile.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
We should stick to spreading facts.
Fact: Donald Trump is a rapist and pedophile.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
August 30, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Trump being dead is just a rumor, and I don't think we should be spreading rumors.
We should stick to spreading facts.
Fact: Donald Trump is a rapist and pedophile.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
We should stick to spreading facts.
Fact: Donald Trump is a rapist and pedophile.
#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Here's your annual reminder that Elf on a Shelf exists to make children normalize living in a surveillance state.
Elf on a Shelf is Santa's Stasi.
Elf on a Shelf is Santa's Stasi.
December 12, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Here's your annual reminder that Elf on a Shelf exists to make children normalize living in a surveillance state.
Elf on a Shelf is Santa's Stasi.
Elf on a Shelf is Santa's Stasi.
NYC police chief on CEO shooting:
“We have the drones up. We have aviation out. We have canine out. An incident like this happens — we don’t spare any expense.”
I guess they *do* spare the expense when the victim isn't a rich white CEO.
“We have the drones up. We have aviation out. We have canine out. An incident like this happens — we don’t spare any expense.”
I guess they *do* spare the expense when the victim isn't a rich white CEO.
December 5, 2024 at 2:15 PM
NYC police chief on CEO shooting:
“We have the drones up. We have aviation out. We have canine out. An incident like this happens — we don’t spare any expense.”
I guess they *do* spare the expense when the victim isn't a rich white CEO.
“We have the drones up. We have aviation out. We have canine out. An incident like this happens — we don’t spare any expense.”
I guess they *do* spare the expense when the victim isn't a rich white CEO.
Wow...this new k-drama is spicy.
December 3, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Wow...this new k-drama is spicy.
Your annual PSA:
When going out shopping on Black Friday, make sure you have your phones in landscape mode when recording the brawls that break out.
When going out shopping on Black Friday, make sure you have your phones in landscape mode when recording the brawls that break out.
November 28, 2024 at 9:07 AM
Your annual PSA:
When going out shopping on Black Friday, make sure you have your phones in landscape mode when recording the brawls that break out.
When going out shopping on Black Friday, make sure you have your phones in landscape mode when recording the brawls that break out.
Your daily dose of puppy.
November 21, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Your daily dose of puppy.
For all the new people who came over from the hellscape:
Hi, I'm Mike. I'll be posting lots of social commentary, dog pictures (I mean, have you SEEN how cute my puppy is?), and the occasional thirst trap.
Welcome to the party!
Hi, I'm Mike. I'll be posting lots of social commentary, dog pictures (I mean, have you SEEN how cute my puppy is?), and the occasional thirst trap.
Welcome to the party!
November 15, 2024 at 9:22 AM
For all the new people who came over from the hellscape:
Hi, I'm Mike. I'll be posting lots of social commentary, dog pictures (I mean, have you SEEN how cute my puppy is?), and the occasional thirst trap.
Welcome to the party!
Hi, I'm Mike. I'll be posting lots of social commentary, dog pictures (I mean, have you SEEN how cute my puppy is?), and the occasional thirst trap.
Welcome to the party!
Your annual reminder that as great of a song as it is, "Zombie" by The Cranberries has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with Halloween.
October 30, 2024 at 9:40 AM
Your annual reminder that as great of a song as it is, "Zombie" by The Cranberries has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with Halloween.
Captain Lou Albano was the One True Mario.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
October 15, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Captain Lou Albano was the One True Mario.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
Here...have some aww.
October 10, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Here...have some aww.
Lara Trump's new song makes Yoko Ono sound like Streisand.
September 3, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Lara Trump's new song makes Yoko Ono sound like Streisand.
Typical GOP playbook.
1968: Nixon asks S. Vietnam to stall peace talks to sabotage Humphrey, promises a better deal if he wins the election.
1980: Reagan makes a backdoor deal w/Iran to hold the hostages to sabotage Carter. Released minutes after inauguration. Iran-Contra starts not long after.
1968: Nixon asks S. Vietnam to stall peace talks to sabotage Humphrey, promises a better deal if he wins the election.
1980: Reagan makes a backdoor deal w/Iran to hold the hostages to sabotage Carter. Released minutes after inauguration. Iran-Contra starts not long after.
DOJ Investigation Requested Into Trump Trying To Illegally Block Gaza Ceasefire
After PBS reported that Donald Trump has been talking to Netanyahu to kill a Gaza ceasefire deal, a request for investigation into Trump violating the Logan Act was filed with the DOJ.
www.politicususa.com
August 22, 2024 at 10:44 AM
Typical GOP playbook.
1968: Nixon asks S. Vietnam to stall peace talks to sabotage Humphrey, promises a better deal if he wins the election.
1980: Reagan makes a backdoor deal w/Iran to hold the hostages to sabotage Carter. Released minutes after inauguration. Iran-Contra starts not long after.
1968: Nixon asks S. Vietnam to stall peace talks to sabotage Humphrey, promises a better deal if he wins the election.
1980: Reagan makes a backdoor deal w/Iran to hold the hostages to sabotage Carter. Released minutes after inauguration. Iran-Contra starts not long after.
All they need to sort it out are a grizzled space captain with a heart of gold, an inept but well-meaning first mate, a millionaire and his wife, a movie star, a professor, and a sweet innocent farm girl.
www.theguardian.com/science/arti...
www.theguardian.com/science/arti...
ISS astronauts on eight-day mission may be stuck until 2025, Nasa says
Two astronauts who left Earth in June remain at International Space Station after issues with Boeing’s Starliner capsule
www.theguardian.com
August 8, 2024 at 11:14 PM
All they need to sort it out are a grizzled space captain with a heart of gold, an inept but well-meaning first mate, a millionaire and his wife, a movie star, a professor, and a sweet innocent farm girl.
www.theguardian.com/science/arti...
www.theguardian.com/science/arti...
She's clearly a shill for Big Parma.
The conspiracy theorists were sooooo close to being right.
The conspiracy theorists were sooooo close to being right.
Italian Olympic gymnast Giorgia Villa goes viral for cheese partnership
The photos from 2021 resurfaced on social media this week after the 21-year-old helped her team win the silver medal in Tuesday’s all-around final.
www.nbcnews.com
August 1, 2024 at 4:27 PM
She's clearly a shill for Big Parma.
The conspiracy theorists were sooooo close to being right.
The conspiracy theorists were sooooo close to being right.
From the Trump Access Hollywood recording:
"And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, 'I'll show you where they have some nice furniture.'"
Some things have suddenly become very clear in retrospect.
"And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, 'I'll show you where they have some nice furniture.'"
Some things have suddenly become very clear in retrospect.
July 27, 2024 at 2:28 PM
From the Trump Access Hollywood recording:
"And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, 'I'll show you where they have some nice furniture.'"
Some things have suddenly become very clear in retrospect.
"And I moved on her very heavily. In fact, I took her out furniture shopping. She wanted to get some furniture. I said, 'I'll show you where they have some nice furniture.'"
Some things have suddenly become very clear in retrospect.
"I might not know how to spell 'potato', but at least I never fucked a couch."
- Dan Quayle, probably
- Dan Quayle, probably
July 27, 2024 at 2:23 PM
"I might not know how to spell 'potato', but at least I never fucked a couch."
- Dan Quayle, probably
- Dan Quayle, probably
Do you think JD Vance gets aroused whenever he passes by an Ikea?
July 27, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Do you think JD Vance gets aroused whenever he passes by an Ikea?
I haven't seen someone so blatantly exploit somebody's death since Eric Clapton released "Tears in Heaven".
Why does he make everything so weird? (He's kissing Corey Comperatore's helmet)
July 19, 2024 at 6:06 PM
I haven't seen someone so blatantly exploit somebody's death since Eric Clapton released "Tears in Heaven".
IT support people around the world dipping into the emergency stash today.
July 19, 2024 at 10:24 AM
IT support people around the world dipping into the emergency stash today.
The real reason Trump picked JD Vance:
They only have to change two letters from the last campaign's signs.
They only have to change two letters from the last campaign's signs.
July 15, 2024 at 7:38 PM
The real reason Trump picked JD Vance:
They only have to change two letters from the last campaign's signs.
They only have to change two letters from the last campaign's signs.
If Convict Trump had been in a prison cell where he belongs, he wouldn't have gotten shot.
July 15, 2024 at 11:16 AM
If Convict Trump had been in a prison cell where he belongs, he wouldn't have gotten shot.
Not to get all boomer about it, but is there anyone who writes actual lyrics any more?
July 10, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Not to get all boomer about it, but is there anyone who writes actual lyrics any more?
Aim for the moon, and if you miss you'll end up among the stars.
Floating through the never-ending blackness of space.
Then your oxygen runs out.
Floating through the never-ending blackness of space.
Then your oxygen runs out.
July 10, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Aim for the moon, and if you miss you'll end up among the stars.
Floating through the never-ending blackness of space.
Then your oxygen runs out.
Floating through the never-ending blackness of space.
Then your oxygen runs out.
In the UK, they arrested a cop for betting on the general election with inside information.
In the US, cops can shoot unarmed black people and the worst that happens is that they get shuffled off to a new job in the next town over.
In the US, cops can shoot unarmed black people and the worst that happens is that they get shuffled off to a new job in the next town over.
Sunak protection officer arrested over alleged bets on timing of election
Officer arrested on Monday on suspicion of misconduct in public office, say Metropolitan police
www.theguardian.com
June 20, 2024 at 10:35 AM
In the UK, they arrested a cop for betting on the general election with inside information.
In the US, cops can shoot unarmed black people and the worst that happens is that they get shuffled off to a new job in the next town over.
In the US, cops can shoot unarmed black people and the worst that happens is that they get shuffled off to a new job in the next town over.
One of the absolute greatest to ever do it.
Willie Mays, Giants’ electrifying ‘Say Hey Kid,’ has died at 93
Willie Mays, baseball’s exuberant and electrifying ‘Say Hey Kid,’ has died at 93. The Giants and Mays' family jointly announced his death.
apnews.com
June 19, 2024 at 8:21 AM
One of the absolute greatest to ever do it.