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Anyway, this is what I was looking at during the scolding.
October 31, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Anyway, this is what I was looking at during the scolding.
Pretty solid!
May 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Pretty solid!
Auspicious start
May 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Auspicious start
There is a stand-off, literally, on the field
May 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
There is a stand-off, literally, on the field
Looking forward to Wednesday's matchup between Chris Bassitt and some guy Tampa finds behind Dick's Sporting Goods who will throw 5 innings of 1-hit ball
May 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Looking forward to Wednesday's matchup between Chris Bassitt and some guy Tampa finds behind Dick's Sporting Goods who will throw 5 innings of 1-hit ball
Literally every time we ask our front reception if anything has been mistakenly delivered there
May 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Literally every time we ask our front reception if anything has been mistakenly delivered there
Very possibly the most poorly-designed key I've ever seen
May 2, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Very possibly the most poorly-designed key I've ever seen
Game-winning single - pissiest missile of the night
May 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Game-winning single - pissiest missile of the night
The throw down to first cost Green a strike
May 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The throw down to first cost Green a strike
Centre-cut piss missile, off the mound, directly into the glove
April 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Centre-cut piss missile, off the mound, directly into the glove
Yes, first place is who you think it is
April 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Yes, first place is who you think it is
I'd be annoyed too
April 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I'd be annoyed too
Had to swing at #4 after #1 was called a strike
April 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Had to swing at #4 after #1 was called a strike
Andrés Giménez, prototypical cleanup hitter
April 1, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Andrés Giménez, prototypical cleanup hitter
Uh oh, someone taught Davis to lay off fastballs up
April 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Uh oh, someone taught Davis to lay off fastballs up
