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Fun "dressing up at work" story:
I work at a shirt-and-tie-type of company - you can wear a blue shirt or a white shirt.
We also have a branch at the airport - there, it is white shirts ONLY.
I'd been there for 6 months when Hallowe'en rolled around.
I work at a shirt-and-tie-type of company - you can wear a blue shirt or a white shirt.
We also have a branch at the airport - there, it is white shirts ONLY.
I'd been there for 6 months when Hallowe'en rolled around.
October 31, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Fun "dressing up at work" story:
I work at a shirt-and-tie-type of company - you can wear a blue shirt or a white shirt.
We also have a branch at the airport - there, it is white shirts ONLY.
I'd been there for 6 months when Hallowe'en rolled around.
I work at a shirt-and-tie-type of company - you can wear a blue shirt or a white shirt.
We also have a branch at the airport - there, it is white shirts ONLY.
I'd been there for 6 months when Hallowe'en rolled around.
Blue Jays fans, I've a serious offer. If you've got tickets to Game 6 that you're trying to unload, I'll take them. Willing to pay double face value (for the cheapies).
October 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Blue Jays fans, I've a serious offer. If you've got tickets to Game 6 that you're trying to unload, I'll take them. Willing to pay double face value (for the cheapies).
I'd say Blake Snell is taking it right on the chin, but, you know
October 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I'd say Blake Snell is taking it right on the chin, but, you know
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Hi hello. The Blue Jays can clinch a playoff berth today!
with:
a win
AND losses by 2 of these teams: DET, BOS, CLE
with:
a win
AND losses by 2 of these teams: DET, BOS, CLE
a man in a blue jays uniform is standing in a locker room
ALT: a man in a blue jays uniform is standing in a locker room
media.tenor.com
September 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Hi hello. The Blue Jays can clinch a playoff berth today!
with:
a win
AND losses by 2 of these teams: DET, BOS, CLE
with:
a win
AND losses by 2 of these teams: DET, BOS, CLE
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Just got a great set of emails from the FBI.
September 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Just got a great set of emails from the FBI.
We really need someone who's not from Toronto to do a Rogers Stadium review because the "Whoa, whoa, whoa - go to a concert in NORTH YORK? What? NORTH of the 401? Nice try, pal, enjoy your cow tipping adventure" takes are getting stale
July 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
We really need someone who's not from Toronto to do a Rogers Stadium review because the "Whoa, whoa, whoa - go to a concert in NORTH YORK? What? NORTH of the 401? Nice try, pal, enjoy your cow tipping adventure" takes are getting stale
Bet he didn't intendi him to hit that so far
June 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Bet he didn't intendi him to hit that so far
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Eid Mubarak friends :-)
June 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Eid Mubarak friends :-)
My friends...Olivia Knowles...
June 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
My friends...Olivia Knowles...
I'm not overly annoyed at any one call, but I'm looking forward to tomorrow's Ump Scorecard
May 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I'm not overly annoyed at any one call, but I'm looking forward to tomorrow's Ump Scorecard
The Blue Jays never leaning into #LiterallyUs as their season slogan is a hell of a missed opportunity
May 28, 2025 at 11:01 AM
The Blue Jays never leaning into #LiterallyUs as their season slogan is a hell of a missed opportunity
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This is for people who love Out of the Park Baseball
May 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
This is for people who love Out of the Park Baseball
Those two at-bats were...not great.
May 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Those two at-bats were...not great.
Jays are playing the Rays, alright
May 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Jays are playing the Rays, alright
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A few years ago I worked for a men’s magazine and edited this writer who was a biohacker. He would take any gas station dick pill or inject anything into his dick or do anything to his balls for like $500. Anyway I just saw on IG that RFK Jr invited him to give a presentation at the White House
May 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
A few years ago I worked for a men’s magazine and edited this writer who was a biohacker. He would take any gas station dick pill or inject anything into his dick or do anything to his balls for like $500. Anyway I just saw on IG that RFK Jr invited him to give a presentation at the White House
"We were talking about how many iced capps you drink in a day."
Welp...
Welp...
a man in a suit is laying in the dirt in front of a grave .
ALT: a man in a suit is laying in the dirt in front of a grave .
media.tenor.com
May 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"We were talking about how many iced capps you drink in a day."
Welp...
Welp...
The 2 sides of 2025 Blue Jays baseball right there - 2-run homer, somehow hitting into a double play on the infield with a runner on 3rd
May 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The 2 sides of 2025 Blue Jays baseball right there - 2-run homer, somehow hitting into a double play on the infield with a runner on 3rd
Very glad we handled family stuff the last couple of weekends, because ya boy is peopled out. Looking forward to 3 days of seeing no one but Mrs. and Little Statement.
May 16, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Very glad we handled family stuff the last couple of weekends, because ya boy is peopled out. Looking forward to 3 days of seeing no one but Mrs. and Little Statement.
Auspicious start
May 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Auspicious start
Another piss-missile from Kirk, but a nice sliding grab
May 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Another piss-missile from Kirk, but a nice sliding grab
O Captain, My Captain!
May 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
O Captain, My Captain!
Wild idea here guys - make them pay for putting the lead off runner on
May 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Wild idea here guys - make them pay for putting the lead off runner on
Friends, I cannot express how wonderful it is to...just not watch playoff hockey.
May 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Friends, I cannot express how wonderful it is to...just not watch playoff hockey.
The people want Dolores, Ernie.
May 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The people want Dolores, Ernie.
That did NOT feel like a 1-run inning
May 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
That did NOT feel like a 1-run inning