@mikesortarocks.bsky.social
Amateur baker, somewhat feral lawyer, occasional bike rider. I have a vegetable garden at my office.
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If they came for a senator like that, why is it so hard to believe they will treat you any better?
THIS ALL DAY!
Obama: "They never miss a chance to scapegoat minorities and blame DEI for every problem under the sun. You got a flat tire? Must be DEI. Your wife kicked you out? DEI. Who knew?"
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
THIS ALL DAY!
7 Seconds is under appreciated.
November 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
7 Seconds is under appreciated.
He will never have to circle back.
October 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
He will never have to circle back.
Yup.
Even in his most fevered, drunken dreams, Richard Milhous Nixon couldn't possibly have even imagined doing a tenth of this shit.
September 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Yup.
I bought five 12 packs of this stuff and am already mourning when it’s gone (I still have three left)
September 21, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I bought five 12 packs of this stuff and am already mourning when it’s gone (I still have three left)
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Oh man I can’t believe we haven’t heard anything from icon Dave Chappelle on the unforgivable, worth everything to stand up against it, crime of cancelling comedy just because you don’t agree with it.
Maybe he’s napping.
Maybe he’s napping.
September 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Oh man I can’t believe we haven’t heard anything from icon Dave Chappelle on the unforgivable, worth everything to stand up against it, crime of cancelling comedy just because you don’t agree with it.
Maybe he’s napping.
Maybe he’s napping.
Untamed on Netflix is pretty wild.
September 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Untamed on Netflix is pretty wild.
Monday.
September 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Monday.
There’s a woman next door and the bar who keeps calling conifers “converse” trees.
September 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
There’s a woman next door and the bar who keeps calling conifers “converse” trees.
Peeped on my walk last night.
September 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Peeped on my walk last night.
Volunteer 🌻 in the cracks of the asphalt at the edge of my parking lot.
September 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Volunteer 🌻 in the cracks of the asphalt at the edge of my parking lot.
My garden has had set backs this year and it really kinda bums me out.
August 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
My garden has had set backs this year and it really kinda bums me out.
JD Vance puts relish on his cheese coneys.
JD Vance: "This is how wars ultimately get settled. If you go back to World War 2, if you go back to every major conflict in human history, they all end with some kind of negotiation."
August 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
JD Vance puts relish on his cheese coneys.
Jerry Reed is punk rock and I won’t be taking any questions.
August 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Jerry Reed is punk rock and I won’t be taking any questions.
My cat very sad that I am not sharing my fried chicken.
August 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
My cat very sad that I am not sharing my fried chicken.
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“Small children from poor or middle-class families who watch ‘Sesame Street’ do better on cognitive tests and in first grade than children who do not watch it,” Renata Adler wrote, in 1972.
The Invention of “Sesame Street”
Renata Adler’s 1972 review of the program that revolutionized children’s television.
www.newyorker.com
August 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
“Small children from poor or middle-class families who watch ‘Sesame Street’ do better on cognitive tests and in first grade than children who do not watch it,” Renata Adler wrote, in 1972.
If I had a Time Machine, this concert would be one of my stops.
Little Richard - Full Concert in Paris (Live 1966 - Paris, Olympia)
YouTube video by Little Richard's fan
youtu.be
August 16, 2025 at 5:23 AM
If I had a Time Machine, this concert would be one of my stops.
Visitor I found under my deck.
August 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Visitor I found under my deck.
Watching the Tiny Desk Concert with Living Colour and in awe of how Vernon Reid hasn’t lost a step.
August 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Watching the Tiny Desk Concert with Living Colour and in awe of how Vernon Reid hasn’t lost a step.
Some of these are close to 8ft tall.
August 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Some of these are close to 8ft tall.
I’m a loner, Dottie, a rebel.
August 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I’m a loner, Dottie, a rebel.
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Interestingly, the Board *does have control. Powell only gets one vote
See also: not understanding how the economy works
See also: not understanding how the economy works
August 1, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Interestingly, the Board *does have control. Powell only gets one vote
See also: not understanding how the economy works
See also: not understanding how the economy works