This is genuinely like meeting a celebrity. OC Remix basically shaped my music taste.

Little Mac's Confession? Super Mario's Sleigh Ride?? Super Buck II?!

Thank you for being a constant example of what the internet was meant to be.

They should have sent out the Los Angeles Hitters, classic mistake

They did this in TWENTY-GODDAMN-THIRTEEN. As if we needed more proof of the hollow incoherent heart of the current Anti-Everything rage movement.

Of the first five AC protagonists, only ONE OF THEM WAS A WHITE DUDE. And in Freedom Cry, you literally raided and freed people from plantations.

I genuinely want to do a profile piece on the staffers who have to rush and grind skins in newly-minted Fortnite Accounts for politicians doing stuff like this, just so they're not using the Basic Jonesy skin and immediately getting mocked by the Gen Z audience they're trying to win over.

It's deeply ridiculous to argue that Dems don't have power when the LITERAL NEXT TWELVE HOURS hinge entirely on the Democrats' collective ability to aid or abet a government shutdown.

People are arguing with you about a hypothetical situation happening THIS VERY SECOND.

"I've been told that those who fight with monsters run the risk of becoming monsters themselves. But is that true for those who TALK with monsters? Maybe it's our inability to talk that's the REAL monster in America today."

Who
(and I cannot stress this enough)
is "WE," Ezra?

EZRA: This is going to ruin the tour.
"What tour?"
EZRA: THE ABUNDANCE TOUR