they finally made video game music for Black people

DISNEY AFTER THE WALLETS HAVE VOTED:

(this is my favorite Heathcliff comic btw)

@criminalsimpsons.com

Despite writing a book about PaRappa the Rapper, I'm not in its wiki page!

I am, however, a valuable soldier in the Pro-Rosalina Mario community for pointing out that she wasn't a damsel in distress. Dope!

Also: I really liked my Mario Character Deep Dive series for Kotaku. Proud of those pieces.

UPDATE: oh that ain't good

there was always a Plan B

I'd bet that it's a HIGHLY STYLIZED version of Stromboli, from Pinocchio. Because the teeth are in that Very Square style of that earlier era.

inside you there are two wolves
they both have ADHD

The White House's Black History Month statement isn't surprising to me in the least, but it's worth pointing out that Trump mentions 5 Black people and they are:
-2 former slaves
-2 living Conservatives who believe structural racism is a myth
-1 golfer

It's so disgustingly predictable.

You may know me as a talented writer and Pretty Funny Guy.

It's equally important to know that I'm in a Venom Symbiote type of relationship with this dog.

There was a time when Hollywood made movies about someone choosing violence in the face of legal structures that prioritize corporate profits over human life every year or so.

That time was...the 2000s.

me at the barber shop today learning that Drake has filed a second lawsuit

Oh, that's a good sign from the hellsite on the eve of a nightmarish military siege with the explicit aim of ethnic cleansing.

Super good.

#December2069

Everyone's talking about explicit content protections on this app. Meanwhile, I just downloaded a game that will give me a prize if I sleep with this naughty Pikachu ASAP.