After decades of the peace process, it is genuinely heartening to see the people of this once troubled land gradually moving towards a clear and unambiguous consensus 🙏

#Ireland #seeninbelfast #Belfast #reconciliation #76percent #silentmajority #atleasttheyagreeonsomething #jokes #humour #pepsimax

Finally found the wall where Christopher Nolan collects his female characters

#London #Clapham #movies #film #filmmaking #bitoffun

Americans tend to exaggerate the significance of their sporting events. I call this Superbole

#US #UK #culturaldifferences #joke #sport #hyperbole

Do it once = You're being cheap.
Do it every year = It's our romantic tradition.

#valentines #costoflivingcrisis #costofliving #lifehacks #love #romance #modernromance #marriage #marriagetips #marriageadvice #greatusesforpostitnotes

Can't believe there's a Disney Princess range of make-up, and they didn't think to call it Mulan Rouge

#puns #Disney #edgyhumour #alrightprincess #moulinrouge #makeup

Got to say, the @allontheboard #thoughtfortheday wasn't as inspiring as usual this morning.

But at least it's a poem you can remember.

#london #londonlife #poetry #poetryonthetube #allontheboard #inspirational #uplifting

Good of Melania Trump to highlight the incoming administration's commitment to both technology and law and order by dressing as Inspector Gadget

#Trump #trumpinauguration #usa #Gadget #inspectorgadget #greatestandmostconsequential

Spaceship enthusiast and failing car salesman Elon Musk is currently considered the world's most eligible bachelor, charming women with his dashing good looks and unrelenting political insights

#wealth #money #moneytalks #unfortunately #moneywontSTFU #latestagecapitalism #fartoolatestagecapitalism

Damn you, #CryptoBros!

I invested heavily in ChocCoin before Christmas, and the price remained stable and high. Why did no one foresee this spectacular crash?

#crypto #chocolate #investment #finance #Christmas #grind #bros

This advice from the RSPCA may have been intended in relation to hedgehogs, but also works if you are planning on leaving something out for Santa.

Forget milk. Give the man a proper drink, and save yourself from a chimney full of humiliation.

#santa2024 #Santa #fatherchristmas #safety #christmas