Mike Shephard
@mikeshephard.bsky.social
A ploughman's lunch of a man. Cold, but not wholly unappetising.
I keep forgetting this is here
December 2, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I keep forgetting this is here
Reposted by Mike Shephard
New episode out today! It's our live commemoration of the third anniversary of the death of Queen Elizabeth II.
Feat:
@sueharrison123.bsky.social
@mikeshephard.bsky.social
Sammy Dobson
@atomcrowley.bsky.social
@linneasage.bsky.social
Mike Wozniak
Thanks to @greigarjohnson.bsky.social for vids!
Feat:
@sueharrison123.bsky.social
@mikeshephard.bsky.social
Sammy Dobson
@atomcrowley.bsky.social
@linneasage.bsky.social
Mike Wozniak
Thanks to @greigarjohnson.bsky.social for vids!
September 22, 2025 at 11:49 AM
New episode out today! It's our live commemoration of the third anniversary of the death of Queen Elizabeth II.
Feat:
@sueharrison123.bsky.social
@mikeshephard.bsky.social
Sammy Dobson
@atomcrowley.bsky.social
@linneasage.bsky.social
Mike Wozniak
Thanks to @greigarjohnson.bsky.social for vids!
Feat:
@sueharrison123.bsky.social
@mikeshephard.bsky.social
Sammy Dobson
@atomcrowley.bsky.social
@linneasage.bsky.social
Mike Wozniak
Thanks to @greigarjohnson.bsky.social for vids!
Matched with Jeremy Corbyn on Tinder.
He asked me if I knew his favourite song.
That was a Red Flag straight away.
He asked me if I knew his favourite song.
That was a Red Flag straight away.
August 7, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Matched with Jeremy Corbyn on Tinder.
He asked me if I knew his favourite song.
That was a Red Flag straight away.
He asked me if I knew his favourite song.
That was a Red Flag straight away.
I don't see race.
Or gender.
Or traffic.
Should probably consider laser eye surgery, if I'm being brutally honest with myself.
#philosophy #politics #wellness #selfcare #selfhelp #beyourbestself #socialjustice #goodlocalopticians
Or gender.
Or traffic.
Should probably consider laser eye surgery, if I'm being brutally honest with myself.
#philosophy #politics #wellness #selfcare #selfhelp #beyourbestself #socialjustice #goodlocalopticians
July 25, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I don't see race.
Or gender.
Or traffic.
Should probably consider laser eye surgery, if I'm being brutally honest with myself.
#philosophy #politics #wellness #selfcare #selfhelp #beyourbestself #socialjustice #goodlocalopticians
Or gender.
Or traffic.
Should probably consider laser eye surgery, if I'm being brutally honest with myself.
#philosophy #politics #wellness #selfcare #selfhelp #beyourbestself #socialjustice #goodlocalopticians
Reposted by Mike Shephard
New episode out now!
It's been a dark month for the beef industry, but we're here for you. We will not let Jacobinius Arse Syndrome beat us.
Featuring
@mikewozniak.bsky.social
@mikeshephard.bsky.social
@tomcrowley.bsky.social
@linneasage.bsky.social
maximumfun.org/episodes/bee...
It's been a dark month for the beef industry, but we're here for you. We will not let Jacobinius Arse Syndrome beat us.
Featuring
@mikewozniak.bsky.social
@mikeshephard.bsky.social
@tomcrowley.bsky.social
@linneasage.bsky.social
maximumfun.org/episodes/bee...
Episode 123 - Jacobinius Arse Syndrome | Maximum Fun
Mike Wozniak, Mike Shephard, Tom Crowley and Linnea Sage join in this month as we get to grips with the new outbreak of Jacobinius Arse Syndrome.
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June 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
New episode out now!
It's been a dark month for the beef industry, but we're here for you. We will not let Jacobinius Arse Syndrome beat us.
Featuring
@mikewozniak.bsky.social
@mikeshephard.bsky.social
@tomcrowley.bsky.social
@linneasage.bsky.social
maximumfun.org/episodes/bee...
It's been a dark month for the beef industry, but we're here for you. We will not let Jacobinius Arse Syndrome beat us.
Featuring
@mikewozniak.bsky.social
@mikeshephard.bsky.social
@tomcrowley.bsky.social
@linneasage.bsky.social
maximumfun.org/episodes/bee...
Reposted by Mike Shephard
Hello there. I script-edited a couple of episodes of this sketch show on Radio 4 with @mikeshephard.bsky.social. Look at that outrageously good cast, they all smashed it to bits on the night. Listen here, it would simply be rude not to imo:
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
March 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Hello there. I script-edited a couple of episodes of this sketch show on Radio 4 with @mikeshephard.bsky.social. Look at that outrageously good cast, they all smashed it to bits on the night. Listen here, it would simply be rude not to imo:
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
After decades of the peace process, it is genuinely heartening to see the people of this once troubled land gradually moving towards a clear and unambiguous consensus 🙏
#Ireland #seeninbelfast #Belfast #reconciliation #76percent #silentmajority #atleasttheyagreeonsomething #jokes #humour #pepsimax
#Ireland #seeninbelfast #Belfast #reconciliation #76percent #silentmajority #atleasttheyagreeonsomething #jokes #humour #pepsimax
May 22, 2025 at 6:43 AM
After decades of the peace process, it is genuinely heartening to see the people of this once troubled land gradually moving towards a clear and unambiguous consensus 🙏
#Ireland #seeninbelfast #Belfast #reconciliation #76percent #silentmajority #atleasttheyagreeonsomething #jokes #humour #pepsimax
#Ireland #seeninbelfast #Belfast #reconciliation #76percent #silentmajority #atleasttheyagreeonsomething #jokes #humour #pepsimax
Americans tend to exaggerate the significance of their sporting events. I call this Superbole
#US #UK #culturaldifferences #joke #sport #hyperbole
#US #UK #culturaldifferences #joke #sport #hyperbole
March 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Americans tend to exaggerate the significance of their sporting events. I call this Superbole
#US #UK #culturaldifferences #joke #sport #hyperbole
#US #UK #culturaldifferences #joke #sport #hyperbole
Do it once = You're being cheap.
Do it every year = It's our romantic tradition.
#valentines #costoflivingcrisis #costofliving #lifehacks #love #romance #modernromance #marriage #marriagetips #marriageadvice #greatusesforpostitnotes
Do it every year = It's our romantic tradition.
#valentines #costoflivingcrisis #costofliving #lifehacks #love #romance #modernromance #marriage #marriagetips #marriageadvice #greatusesforpostitnotes
February 14, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Do it once = You're being cheap.
Do it every year = It's our romantic tradition.
#valentines #costoflivingcrisis #costofliving #lifehacks #love #romance #modernromance #marriage #marriagetips #marriageadvice #greatusesforpostitnotes
Do it every year = It's our romantic tradition.
#valentines #costoflivingcrisis #costofliving #lifehacks #love #romance #modernromance #marriage #marriagetips #marriageadvice #greatusesforpostitnotes
Can't believe there's a Disney Princess range of make-up, and they didn't think to call it Mulan Rouge
#puns #Disney #edgyhumour #alrightprincess #moulinrouge #makeup
#puns #Disney #edgyhumour #alrightprincess #moulinrouge #makeup
February 8, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Can't believe there's a Disney Princess range of make-up, and they didn't think to call it Mulan Rouge
#puns #Disney #edgyhumour #alrightprincess #moulinrouge #makeup
#puns #Disney #edgyhumour #alrightprincess #moulinrouge #makeup
Got to say, the @allontheboard #thoughtfortheday wasn't as inspiring as usual this morning.
But at least it's a poem you can remember.
#london #londonlife #poetry #poetryonthetube #allontheboard #inspirational #uplifting
But at least it's a poem you can remember.
#london #londonlife #poetry #poetryonthetube #allontheboard #inspirational #uplifting
January 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Got to say, the @allontheboard #thoughtfortheday wasn't as inspiring as usual this morning.
But at least it's a poem you can remember.
#london #londonlife #poetry #poetryonthetube #allontheboard #inspirational #uplifting
But at least it's a poem you can remember.
#london #londonlife #poetry #poetryonthetube #allontheboard #inspirational #uplifting
Good of Melania Trump to highlight the incoming administration's commitment to both technology and law and order by dressing as Inspector Gadget
#Trump #trumpinauguration #usa #Gadget #inspectorgadget #greatestandmostconsequential
#Trump #trumpinauguration #usa #Gadget #inspectorgadget #greatestandmostconsequential
January 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Good of Melania Trump to highlight the incoming administration's commitment to both technology and law and order by dressing as Inspector Gadget
#Trump #trumpinauguration #usa #Gadget #inspectorgadget #greatestandmostconsequential
#Trump #trumpinauguration #usa #Gadget #inspectorgadget #greatestandmostconsequential
The inauguration is a big day for Donald Trump. It will only be the second time that he's held a Bible in his hand without a judge asking him to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
#Trump #Trump2024 #inauguration #bible #endtimes
#Trump #Trump2024 #inauguration #bible #endtimes
January 20, 2025 at 9:15 AM
The inauguration is a big day for Donald Trump. It will only be the second time that he's held a Bible in his hand without a judge asking him to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
#Trump #Trump2024 #inauguration #bible #endtimes
#Trump #Trump2024 #inauguration #bible #endtimes
Spaceship enthusiast and failing car salesman Elon Musk is currently considered the world's most eligible bachelor, charming women with his dashing good looks and unrelenting political insights
#wealth #money #moneytalks #unfortunately #moneywontSTFU #latestagecapitalism #fartoolatestagecapitalism
#wealth #money #moneytalks #unfortunately #moneywontSTFU #latestagecapitalism #fartoolatestagecapitalism
January 12, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Spaceship enthusiast and failing car salesman Elon Musk is currently considered the world's most eligible bachelor, charming women with his dashing good looks and unrelenting political insights
#wealth #money #moneytalks #unfortunately #moneywontSTFU #latestagecapitalism #fartoolatestagecapitalism
#wealth #money #moneytalks #unfortunately #moneywontSTFU #latestagecapitalism #fartoolatestagecapitalism
Damn you, #CryptoBros!
I invested heavily in ChocCoin before Christmas, and the price remained stable and high. Why did no one foresee this spectacular crash?
#crypto #chocolate #investment #finance #Christmas #grind #bros
I invested heavily in ChocCoin before Christmas, and the price remained stable and high. Why did no one foresee this spectacular crash?
#crypto #chocolate #investment #finance #Christmas #grind #bros
January 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Damn you, #CryptoBros!
I invested heavily in ChocCoin before Christmas, and the price remained stable and high. Why did no one foresee this spectacular crash?
#crypto #chocolate #investment #finance #Christmas #grind #bros
I invested heavily in ChocCoin before Christmas, and the price remained stable and high. Why did no one foresee this spectacular crash?
#crypto #chocolate #investment #finance #Christmas #grind #bros
Sound of Music Themed Dinner Main Course:
Venison en croute:
Ingredients:
1) Dough
2) A deer
Venison en croute:
Ingredients:
1) Dough
2) A deer
January 5, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Sound of Music Themed Dinner Main Course:
Venison en croute:
Ingredients:
1) Dough
2) A deer
Venison en croute:
Ingredients:
1) Dough
2) A deer
A profound day for all of us who follow politics. Truly makes you realise that no matter what the context or tone of voice, the phrase "peanut farmer" always sounds like a cockney insult
#youpeanut #peanutfarmer #RIPJimmyCarter #Respect
#youpeanut #peanutfarmer #RIPJimmyCarter #Respect
December 30, 2024 at 11:10 PM
A profound day for all of us who follow politics. Truly makes you realise that no matter what the context or tone of voice, the phrase "peanut farmer" always sounds like a cockney insult
#youpeanut #peanutfarmer #RIPJimmyCarter #Respect
#youpeanut #peanutfarmer #RIPJimmyCarter #Respect
A very happy and holy Oak Furnitureland sale to all those who celebrate
December 26, 2024 at 7:12 AM
A very happy and holy Oak Furnitureland sale to all those who celebrate
This advice from the RSPCA may have been intended in relation to hedgehogs, but also works if you are planning on leaving something out for Santa.
Forget milk. Give the man a proper drink, and save yourself from a chimney full of humiliation.
#santa2024 #Santa #fatherchristmas #safety #christmas
Forget milk. Give the man a proper drink, and save yourself from a chimney full of humiliation.
#santa2024 #Santa #fatherchristmas #safety #christmas
December 24, 2024 at 10:18 PM
This advice from the RSPCA may have been intended in relation to hedgehogs, but also works if you are planning on leaving something out for Santa.
Forget milk. Give the man a proper drink, and save yourself from a chimney full of humiliation.
#santa2024 #Santa #fatherchristmas #safety #christmas
Forget milk. Give the man a proper drink, and save yourself from a chimney full of humiliation.
#santa2024 #Santa #fatherchristmas #safety #christmas
For a long time, I thought the phrase "giant Sports Direct mug" was just another way to describe Mike Ashley
November 28, 2024 at 10:02 AM
For a long time, I thought the phrase "giant Sports Direct mug" was just another way to describe Mike Ashley
If you've ever wanted to follow your dreams of writing comedy full-time, you will find no greater opportunity than this. It worked for me, and I am now so successful that I just bought my yacht another yacht, so its not lonely while I'm out drinking pints of caviar
careers.bbc.co.uk/job-invite/1...
careers.bbc.co.uk/job-invite/1...
Staff Writer, BBC Studios Audio (Comedy and Entertainment)
Staff Writer, BBC Studios Audio (Comedy and Entertainment)
careers.bbc.co.uk
November 20, 2024 at 9:29 AM
If you've ever wanted to follow your dreams of writing comedy full-time, you will find no greater opportunity than this. It worked for me, and I am now so successful that I just bought my yacht another yacht, so its not lonely while I'm out drinking pints of caviar
careers.bbc.co.uk/job-invite/1...
careers.bbc.co.uk/job-invite/1...
Just seeing what this is all about. Had to get away from the hateful toxicity of Threads
November 18, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Just seeing what this is all about. Had to get away from the hateful toxicity of Threads