@mikesealey.bsky.social
Hear me out - next year doman advent calendar of these. Behind each window is a helpful git tip like this.
December 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Hear me out - next year doman advent calendar of these. Behind each window is a helpful git tip like this.
In the words of our mutual friend: "Linkedin is just masturbating in public".
I've never been able to see it as anything other than that since.
"I'm pleased to announce that I've obtained a new qualification: Basic First Aid. Everyone, come look at how great I am. "
I've never been able to see it as anything other than that since.
"I'm pleased to announce that I've obtained a new qualification: Basic First Aid. Everyone, come look at how great I am. "
December 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
In the words of our mutual friend: "Linkedin is just masturbating in public".
I've never been able to see it as anything other than that since.
"I'm pleased to announce that I've obtained a new qualification: Basic First Aid. Everyone, come look at how great I am. "
I've never been able to see it as anything other than that since.
"I'm pleased to announce that I've obtained a new qualification: Basic First Aid. Everyone, come look at how great I am. "
I am also one of those reasons.
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I am also one of those reasons.
I'm now working as a Customer Success Engineer at @budibase.bsky.social where I get to build cool stuff and help people build their cool stuff.
There are some exciting things in the pipeline, so watch this space! 🚀
There are some exciting things in the pipeline, so watch this space! 🚀
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I'm now working as a Customer Success Engineer at @budibase.bsky.social where I get to build cool stuff and help people build their cool stuff.
There are some exciting things in the pipeline, so watch this space! 🚀
There are some exciting things in the pipeline, so watch this space! 🚀
I knew that I was capable of more,and so after nearly 12 years of "This'll do for now" I took a leap of faith and did a software engineer bootcamp. I had promising leads, and the third one hired me. I decided it wasn't a good fit and jumped ship after 5 months.
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I knew that I was capable of more,and so after nearly 12 years of "This'll do for now" I took a leap of faith and did a software engineer bootcamp. I had promising leads, and the third one hired me. I decided it wasn't a good fit and jumped ship after 5 months.
I once scooped instant coffee into a cereal bowl in a similar state of sleepy stupor. Part of me wonders if I was about to discover some magical fusion of shreddies and coffee.
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I once scooped instant coffee into a cereal bowl in a similar state of sleepy stupor. Part of me wonders if I was about to discover some magical fusion of shreddies and coffee.
Volunteer for suicide prevention charity here: I'll keep going, you find a government willing to back-dated my hours, and I'll give you half...
"Hey Siri; what's half of zero?"
"Hey Siri; what's half of zero?"
November 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Volunteer for suicide prevention charity here: I'll keep going, you find a government willing to back-dated my hours, and I'll give you half...
"Hey Siri; what's half of zero?"
"Hey Siri; what's half of zero?"
Just have a quick think about parents who get fooled by the antivax lies...
October 29, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Just have a quick think about parents who get fooled by the antivax lies...
This comment was brought to you by melanoma.
October 27, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This comment was brought to you by melanoma.
It's funny when they start referring to you using the pet names you and your partner have for each other.
October 10, 2025 at 6:47 AM
It's funny when they start referring to you using the pet names you and your partner have for each other.
"Good luck on your bungee jump. You'd better have this jpeg. X"
September 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
"Good luck on your bungee jump. You'd better have this jpeg. X"
This is exactly why I run with my hair flowing free.
September 28, 2025 at 11:53 AM
This is exactly why I run with my hair flowing free.
You're concerned?
Why?
Why?
September 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
You're concerned?
Why?
Why?
Your own reply mentioned queuing, now you're switching to fast moving traffic?
September 26, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Your own reply mentioned queuing, now you're switching to fast moving traffic?
Rule 134
[Truncated for character limit] merge in turn is recommended but only if safe and appropriate when vehicles are travelling at a very low speed, e.g. when approaching road works or a road traffic incident. It is not recommended at high speed.
[Truncated for character limit] merge in turn is recommended but only if safe and appropriate when vehicles are travelling at a very low speed, e.g. when approaching road works or a road traffic incident. It is not recommended at high speed.
September 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Rule 134
[Truncated for character limit] merge in turn is recommended but only if safe and appropriate when vehicles are travelling at a very low speed, e.g. when approaching road works or a road traffic incident. It is not recommended at high speed.
[Truncated for character limit] merge in turn is recommended but only if safe and appropriate when vehicles are travelling at a very low speed, e.g. when approaching road works or a road traffic incident. It is not recommended at high speed.
Why?
.....Why?
.............Why?
"Listen here, I love that you're curious, kiddo, but I need to lie down in a dark room for a bit."
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Why?
.....Why?
.............Why?
"Listen here, I love that you're curious, kiddo, but I need to lie down in a dark room for a bit."
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Why?
September 26, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Why?
.....Why?
.............Why?
"Listen here, I love that you're curious, kiddo, but I need to lie down in a dark room for a bit."
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Why?
.....Why?
.............Why?
"Listen here, I love that you're curious, kiddo, but I need to lie down in a dark room for a bit."
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Why?