Mike Range
mikerange.bsky.social
Mike Range
@mikerange.bsky.social
Writing at End of the Bench Sports, Points in Case, Weekly Humorist, Slackjaw, MuddyUm.
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Mmmmm, donuts… oh oh.
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Mmmmm, donuts… oh oh.
November 12, 2025 at 2:34 PM
If you can’t trust a doughnut, who can you trust?

Thanks to the rats at @ratbaglit.bsky.social for publishing my pastry horror drabble.

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Secret Ingredient
By Mike Range
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November 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Not great, but can’t the rodents move over a little to stay dry?
October 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
c’mon zoo, i think there’s more to them than that
October 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Why are they making us guess which one?
October 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Sure, it's prime days, but how can amazon afford to do this?
October 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
damn it I only got ruptured today
September 24, 2025 at 1:30 AM
the rapture coming on september 23rd is why we shouldn’t have laughed at pumpkin spice stuff being sold in august
September 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Gotta say I’m feeling pretty good about my matchup this week based on Yahoo projections
September 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
socks gotta start eating better
September 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The Grapes of Annoyance
Slightly diminish a book.

The Roommates of the Ring
Slightly diminish a book.

Paradise Missing
September 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Slightly diminish a book.

On Walden Puddle
Slightly diminish a book.

Reasonable expectations
Slightly diminish a book.

The Roommates of the Ring
September 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Over 2000 shows in four days seems crazy.
September 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
And he makes an unbearable din

Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god
August 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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August 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
One long ago offhand joke means my wife and I can only call them Six Pants None That Fit Ya
July 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
WARNING: IF YOU MUST GO OUTSIDE, FOR GOD’S SAKE, WEAR ONLY YOUR LIGHTEST OF JACKETS!!
June 20, 2025 at 12:20 PM
C’mon, Breezeline. I mean, I never expected you to be accurate about the wait, but don’t insult our intelligence by claiming to estimate *to the second.*
May 31, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Impressed Hollywood didn’t try to Barbenheimer the weekend with Lilo and Mish.
May 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
(kermit, hungry) Someday I’ll find it, the
May 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
“dramatically thinner” yet I can’t floss with it smh
May 13, 2025 at 5:02 AM
“I hope Real Housewives calls.”
May 10, 2025 at 11:11 AM
This fall, on NBC.
May 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The conclave considered switching to an electoral college but stuck with the pope-ular vote.
May 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM