Mike Jones
mikepjones1.bsky.social
Mike Jones
@mikepjones1.bsky.social
Formerly a bemused Russian pornbot, now a bemused Blyskybot.

I am but an egg. Nothing to see here, except repeated failure to pass the Turing Test.

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Thank you.

Can we put Johnson’s statement in that category? It’s (perhaps deliberately) vague, so maybe not making a statement about his beliefs at all, so:
September 11, 2025 at 9:58 AM
September 11, 2025 at 9:14 AM
They’re revolting.

But the golden rule still applies. They’re still human beings.
September 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Trump’s right hand tomorrow? 🤷‍♂️
September 2, 2025 at 8:10 PM
> Putin, Kim Jong Un, and Xi

Didn’t you forget someone?
August 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Wish I could get these at home …

How about it, Walkers?:
August 21, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Perhaps now that it’s abandoned journalism, the NYT is modelling itself on Homes and Gardens, c.1938?

new.wymaninstitute.org/2004/01/spec...
August 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
August 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
If you see this, post a Vampire
August 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
August 9, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Do you understand the difference between personal and mediated experience?

Maybe one of these will help

www.advocate.com/news/walmart...

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August 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
July 26, 2025 at 9:24 AM
July 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Dismantling a Dual State *and preventing its re-emergence as soon as its creators regain power* is hard

My prior is that pardon-proofed legal consequences serious enough to act as a deterrent are a good place to start; cf the Nuremberg Trials as proof of concept

Per @mcopelov.bsky.social & Linz:
July 15, 2025 at 12:17 PM
July 15, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Not consistent with how Edward Heath described the EEC in 1972:
July 5, 2025 at 10:58 PM
July 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
And yet its political salience is much lower than before Brexit. Your data helps prove my point - and yet you accuse me of bad faith? Not impressed.

ukandeu.ac.uk/immigration-...
July 5, 2025 at 6:21 AM
“Stop immigration…Make Britain great again…vote National Front”
July 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
June 4, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Get a dog that washed out from guide dog / hearing dog school or similar.

Bypass puppyhood, bypass toilet training, even a washout will be more than averagely calm and obedient.

You asked for pictures, so this is a metaphorical representation of every puppy ever…:
June 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
From Autocar, but worthy of CAR’s GBU in its pomp, for those that remember:
June 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
No shit.

At last, the truth about Unherd, from Unherd.
May 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Go on, have a guess.
May 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Here’s the summary thing I was thinking of:
May 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM