Literally the same today.

The real gem is here is how many damn people are standing around him watching him take a selfie. What a narcissist.

True love is giving up the chez lounge of your couch to be a parking lot for little kid's trucks.

A parade of work trucks with flashing lights is resurfacing the street in front of my house and my son is missing it because he's going to bed. I feel bad he's missing it, but not nearly bad enough to let him stay up another minute.

Trump fundraising off of his indictment, proof that politics is on the absolute gutter. Also note he says he had a RIGHT to declassify the docs, not that he did declassify them.

End of the day, he's being indicted for his actions, not politics.

Yeah that other site is a dumpster fire rolling towards a trash pile laying on top of a toxic waste site.

Gonna be really embarrassing when they have to legally change their name to NORTH Magadonia for copyright reasons.

(I'm sorry for this really niche joke)

Show me the TV or movie character you wanted to be growing up vs the one you feel like you became.

Me, when my son won't eat his Mac and cheese or his chicken nuggets:

Mother's Days are for playgrounds, BBQ and being thankful for the best wife/mother imaginable. Today was a great reminder that the best days don't have to be complicated.

Rolling into Bluesky like...