especially given the inclusion of “and an otherwise normal life to lead”

exactly how many degrees of removal must you separate a sex criminal from
his sex crime in order to satisfy House Style

is there a device you have to wear where if you refuse to post a thought you had it gives you a violent electric shock

i too am worried that some of this might actually be on its way toward potentially becoming Dastardly, yes

Every single time! Epstein will write:

"porsecters h4arrsed me w/ sbuopenas al bcuase tr4ificing myners .due porcess much???no"

and then there's, like, the former president of a university or white house counsel or something replying:

"You're totally right, and also I love you with all my heart."

wow gotta be a biopic in here somewhere

*reading yet another daily screed from some dipshit embarrassing themselves on The Computer*

“Insightful. Biting.”