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Mike Myler
@mikemyler.bsky.social
ENnie-winning freelance game designer, editor of EN5ider, design manager of Level Up: Advanced Fifth Edition, author of various campaign settings, Storytelling Collective instructor, designer of other RPG books, yinzer (from Pittsburgh), friend of doggos.
@fetterman.senate.gov of being a coward and *POINTLESSLY* making MILLIONS OF PEOPLE suffer to gain

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You are guilty of being a FECKLESS politician and nothing more than a convenient tool for your Republican colleagues.

get the fuck out of here you fuckin jagoff
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Couldn't for the life of me remember how it used to work so pulled out Ye Olde Tome to check and yeah—there's a little explicit sentence right at the explanation for the first damage condition in the Combat chapter. Probably got dropped in restructuring? But that def helped Teen Mike immensely.
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
@fetterman.senate.gov I got you

www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/f...

What you did was #6 (when you shat on weeks of millions of people suffering for *nothing*, inviting more and worse suffering to come)

—to concede defeat by withdrawing (one's cards) from play (as in poker)
—to bring to an end
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
New character classes for #DnD2024 and #LevelUp5E #A5E

Bloodmagic, summoning, speedsters, mad scientists, monsters, and more!

www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Also in case anyone has seen a menace NPC statblock for 4E or knows what they ought to look like, I would love to see it or know if this is wildly off-base
November 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Alright. I played an *immense* amount of 1E, let's give this a read and see what's up #RPG #TTRPG #MutantsAndMasterminds #MnM
November 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Ends TONIGHT in 5 HOURS! Get it at its most affordable ($10 PDF or $25 softcover + PDF) for a ton of handy NPCs before the ghosts...the ghosts do...before they haunt ya. Yeahhhh. 👻

www.kickstarter.com/projects/ver...

#DnD #LevelUp5E #A5E #DnD2024 #5E #DnD5E #TTRPG #RPG #Tabletop #Gaming #LevelUp
October 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
zzz.zoomquilt2.com me too buddy, me too

grab a screenshot from a part of this zoomquilt that speaks to you
October 31, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Coming up on that first stretch gooooaaaal !

www.kickstarter.com/projects/ver...

#DnD #LevelUp #A5E #TTRPG
October 29, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Clicked about to check if this was related to ye olde Nocturnals comic/M&M 1E supplement (which was dope, though these are unrelated) but heads up your top-level link is no bueno
October 27, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I haven't (nor do I think I would ever) snoop on my wife's phone but I can dream about what I'd find there
October 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
after years of anxious trepidation I finally used my rice cooker to make a pancake

and ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck is it good!

bisquick, water, pinch of sugar, couple blueberries, and two pops in the rice cooker
October 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Classic NPC Codex has *funded* and the first stretch goal is being announced soooooon!

(psssst previews for every entry in this book are in the video on the #Kickstarter page 😉)

www.kickstarter.com/projects/ver...

#DnD #LevelUp5E #A5E #DungeonsAndDragons #Tabletop #Gaming #TTRPG #5E #DnD5E
October 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Here's hoping it funds before I wake up tomorrow...!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/ver...

The entire book = the video on the #Kickstarter page, so see what's in there spread by spread—then get that pledge in 😘

#TTRPG #RPG #Tabletop #Gaming #DnD #A5E #LevelUp #DungeonsAndDragons #DnD5E #LevelUp5E
October 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Get your copy of the Classic NPC Codex for #DnD5E or #LevelUp5E!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/ver...

Visit the #Kickstarter page to see a video with the entire book spread by spread—then get that pledge in 😘

#TTRPG #RPG #Tabletop #Gaming #DnD #A5E #LevelUp #DungeonsAndDragons
October 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
October 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Immediate reaction: Martha why you decapitated *and* smiling

not against it just want to know
October 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
October 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Got a bit sick for a bit afterwards but 100% worth it
October 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Look: almost none of us wanted this email.

Don't be an ass and choose Reply All to complain that you have been sent a mass-email which has resulted in emails you did not want.

You are now part of the fucking problem. You know you are now part of the fucking problem. Stop being the fucking problem.
September 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
oh sure the onocentaur living the best abjectly horrifying life that it can live gets censored but this abomination roams free
September 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
omg whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

bluesky has flagged me for putting up some onocentaur man-titties

my dudes

that is not even in the onocentaur's top twelve problems
September 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
also theeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy didn't really know what they were doing

like all these medieval artists lacked a *ton* of context (see also medieval taxidermy)

once again I submit to the general public the onocentaur
September 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
this has been sitting in my meme folder for so long waiting for its time to be called forth once again
September 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Today's roll is pages 42–43: the Dream Ogre and Ice Ogre! Confront adventurers with a giant's Night Terror or stop them cold with a Freezing Gaze.

More ogre fun awaits—stay tuned for the next Classic NPC Codex preview! #Kickstarter #DnD #LevelUp #RPG #TTRPG #A5E

www.kickstarter.com/projects/ver...
September 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM