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Mike Myler
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ENnie-winning freelance game designer, editor of EN5ider, design manager of Level Up: Advanced Fifth Edition, author of various campaign settings, Storytelling Collective instructor, designer of other RPG books, yinzer (from Pittsburgh), friend of doggos.
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@fetterman.senate.gov of being a coward and *POINTLESSLY* making MILLIONS OF PEOPLE suffer to gain

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You are guilty of being a FECKLESS politician and nothing more than a convenient tool for your Republican colleagues.

get the fuck out of here you fuckin jagoff
Screenshot from an NPR article: In an interview with All Things Considered host Scott Detrow, Fetterman posed a question to his critics: "What exactly am I guilty of?"
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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🙇

Couldn't for the life of me remember how it used to work so pulled out Ye Olde Tome to check and yeah—there's a little explicit sentence right at the explanation for the first damage condition in the Combat chapter. Probably got dropped in restructuring? But that def helped Teen Mike immensely.
Picture of a battered copy of Mutants & Masterminds first edition.
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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@fetterman.senate.gov I got you

www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/f...

What you did was #6 (when you shat on weeks of millions of people suffering for *nothing*, inviting more and worse suffering to come)

—to concede defeat by withdrawing (one's cards) from play (as in poker)
—to bring to an end
Screenshot of Senator John Fetterman beside the following headline from CBS News: Fetterman on "mass chaos" of government shutdown: I support health care tax credits but won't "hold our government hostage" Sen. John Fetterman told CBS News that Democrats agreed "collectively" that the "mass chaos" wrought by the government shutdown needed to end — and rejected allegations that he folded.
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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New character classes for #DnD2024 and #LevelUp5E #A5E

Bloodmagic, summoning, speedsters, mad scientists, monsters, and more!

www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti...
In the center of the image it says "Complete Class Compendium", and around it faded on the background parchment are various illustrations of characters for the classes noted around them: Bloodweaver, Diabolist, Doctor, Exemplar, Feywalker, Freak, Gemini, Mad Scientist, Mechanic, Occultist, Scrapper, and Speedster.
November 8, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Also in case anyone has seen a menace NPC statblock for 4E or knows what they ought to look like, I would love to see it or know if this is wildly off-base
screenshot of a document with a blank fielded statblock ostensibly for Mutants & Masterminds 4E (the playtest anyway)
November 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Alright. I played an *immense* amount of 1E, let's give this a read and see what's up #RPG #TTRPG #MutantsAndMasterminds #MnM
SCREENSHOT: Digital Titles in Your Order Mutants & Masterminds Hero's Handbook 4th Edition Playtest Origin Edition Mutants & Masterminds Hero's Handbook 4th Edition Playtest Origin Edition Green Ronin Publishing GRR5600_HerosHandbook-4ePlaytest-OriginEdition.pdf
November 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Ends TONIGHT in 5 HOURS! Get it at its most affordable ($10 PDF or $25 softcover + PDF) for a ton of handy NPCs before the ghosts...the ghosts do...before they haunt ya. Yeahhhh. 👻

www.kickstarter.com/projects/ver...

#DnD #LevelUp5E #A5E #DnD2024 #5E #DnD5E #TTRPG #RPG #Tabletop #Gaming #LevelUp
Screenshot from the Classic NPC Codex Kickstarter page ($523 pledged of $350 goal, 32 backers, 5 hours to go)
October 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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zzz.zoomquilt2.com me too buddy, me too

grab a screenshot from a part of this zoomquilt that speaks to you
A parasitic pinkish-purple mushroom-like creature sits on the edge of a chasm in the roadway, its tendrils extending out up onto the tall buildings. Directly in the center of the image inside the pit are Escher-lke stairs and indiscernible buildings extending away into infinity.
October 31, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Coming up on that first stretch gooooaaaal !

www.kickstarter.com/projects/ver...

#DnD #LevelUp #A5E #TTRPG
Screenshot from the Classic NPC Codex Kickstarter page ($523 pledged of $350 goal, 32 backers, 66 hours to go)
October 29, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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Clicked about to check if this was related to ye olde Nocturnals comic/M&M 1E supplement (which was dope, though these are unrelated) but heads up your top-level link is no bueno
October 27, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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I haven't (nor do I think I would ever) snoop on my wife's phone but I can dream about what I'd find there
screenshot from reddit about sweet stories from people snooping on their partner's phone; last story reads "Photo of myself shirtless crudely edited to look like I was making out with Shadow the Hedgehog."
October 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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after years of anxious trepidation I finally used my rice cooker to make a pancake

and ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck is it good!

bisquick, water, pinch of sugar, couple blueberries, and two pops in the rice cooker
very fluffy large pancake cooked in a rice cooker very fluffy large pancake cooked in a rice cooker, cut in half with knife and fork for scale
October 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Classic NPC Codex has *funded* and the first stretch goal is being announced soooooon!

(psssst previews for every entry in this book are in the video on the #Kickstarter page 😉)

www.kickstarter.com/projects/ver...

#DnD #LevelUp5E #A5E #DungeonsAndDragons #Tabletop #Gaming #TTRPG #5E #DnD5E
Illustrations by Indi Martin and statistics for the Sea Mage (cool sailor lady with a blue gemstone in her white hat and lotsa cloth belt action) and Vermin Mage (half millipede-goblin with an arcane staff topped by a glowing jewel). Page spread displaying the statistics and illustrations for the Dream Ogre and Ice Ogre in the Classic NPC Codex (Level Up: Advanced Fifth Edition version).
October 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Here's hoping it funds before I wake up tomorrow...!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/ver...

The entire book = the video on the #Kickstarter page, so see what's in there spread by spread—then get that pledge in 😘

#TTRPG #RPG #Tabletop #Gaming #DnD #A5E #LevelUp #DungeonsAndDragons #DnD5E #LevelUp5E
Screenshot: Classic NPC Codex Over 50 archetypal NPCs for D&D 5E and Level Up: A5E! Add the Battlechef, Detective, Face Boss, and more to your gaming toolbox Tabletop Games Pittsburgh, PA $230 pledged of $350 goal 15 backers 17days to go Back this project All or nothing. This project will only be funded if it reaches its goal by Fri, October 31 2025 11:59 PM EDT.
October 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Get your copy of the Classic NPC Codex for #DnD5E or #LevelUp5E!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/ver...

Visit the #Kickstarter page to see a video with the entire book spread by spread—then get that pledge in 😘

#TTRPG #RPG #Tabletop #Gaming #DnD #A5E #LevelUp #DungeonsAndDragons
Congratulations, your project is live! Now spread the word about your project to help each other bring it to life. Project image 0:00 0:00 )} Tabletop Games Pittsburgh, PA $0 pledged of $350 goal 0 backers 17days to go Back this project All or nothing. This project will only be funded if it reaches its goal by Fri, October 31 2025 11:59 PM EDT. Classic NPC Codex Over 50 archetypal NPCs for D&D 5E and Level Up: A5E! Add the Battlechef, Detective, Face Boss, and more to your gaming toolbox $0 pledged of $350 goal 0 backers 17days to go Back this project All or nothing. This project will only be funded if it reaches its goal by Fri, October 31 2025 11:59 PM EDT.
October 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Launches tomorrrowwwww !

www.kickstarter.com/projects/ver...

#DnD #5E #DnD5E #LevelUp5E #LevelUp #A5E
Product description banner for Classic NPC Codex (62 NPCs and monsters of many varieties for D&D 5E and Level Up: Advanced Fifth Edition). Also has illustrations of a badass bard playing a lute, a merchant carrying bowls filled with magical stuffs, a plague doctor-masked necromancer, two-gun wielding dwarf pirate, a battle chef, dwarven sniper sitting on a barrel, and an elvish lady sitting inside a crescent moon.
October 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Immediate reaction: Martha why you decapitated *and* smiling

not against it just want to know
picture of Martha Stewart in a shirt that kinda blends in with the background
October 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Mike kissing his wife Steph
October 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Got a bit sick for a bit afterwards but 100% worth it
middle-aged white guy in jeans and black hoodie getting mobbed by rabbits on Okunoshima Island in Japan
October 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Look: almost none of us wanted this email.

Don't be an ass and choose Reply All to complain that you have been sent a mass-email which has resulted in emails you did not want.

You are now part of the fucking problem. You know you are now part of the fucking problem. Stop being the fucking problem.
While I am interested in this event, I am not interested in seeing every single reply about it. Please sort out your email sender, HubSpot, Constant Contact and MailMonkey all offer FREE to use services. Arigato, Nick D _ Using bcc would have gone along way here! _ Please remove myself as well. _ Please remove me. Thank you
September 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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oh sure the onocentaur living the best abjectly horrifying life that it can live gets censored but this abomination roams free
Taco Bell advertisement for some kind of green pie/dessert?
September 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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omg whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

bluesky has flagged me for putting up some onocentaur man-titties

my dudes

that is not even in the onocentaur's top twelve problems
‪Mike Myler‬ ‪@mikemyler.bsky.social‬ · 4h [1 label has been placed on this content] also theeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy didn't really know what they were doing like all these medieval artists lacked a *ton* of context (see also medieval taxidermy) once again I submit to the general public the onocentaur [! Adult Content ---- Show] Labeled by @moderation.bsky.app. Learn more. Screenshot of onocentaur image plus the original alt text. Imagine a half-man half-horse but instead of two front horse legs and also man arms, there's just the back half of a horse and the front half of a man (only the arms) on all fours. Like it runs with its hands.
September 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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also theeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy didn't really know what they were doing

like all these medieval artists lacked a *ton* of context (see also medieval taxidermy)

once again I submit to the general public the onocentaur
weird hybrid animal dragon thing ? Imagine a half-man half-horse but instead of two front horse legs and also man arms, there's just the back half of a horse and the front half of a man (only the arms) on all fours. Like it runs with its hands. Fafnir the dragonnnnn serpeeeennntttt? (wingless)
September 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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this has been sitting in my meme folder for so long waiting for its time to be called forth once again
A dragon (or drake, depending on your preferences) fantasy creature flying upwards. The head of the entertainer Drake is superimposed over the dragon's head. Text beside it reads "YO DAWG I HEAR YOU LIKE DRAKES".
September 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Today's roll is pages 42–43: the Dream Ogre and Ice Ogre! Confront adventurers with a giant's Night Terror or stop them cold with a Freezing Gaze.

More ogre fun awaits—stay tuned for the next Classic NPC Codex preview! #Kickstarter #DnD #LevelUp #RPG #TTRPG #A5E

www.kickstarter.com/projects/ver...
Page spread displaying the statistics and illustrations for the Dream Ogre and Ice Ogre in the Classic NPC Codex (Level Up: Advanced Fifth Edition version).
September 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM