Who could've guessed joining a make-believe Resistance against an Evil Empire would ever happen in real life?

Ogden Nash (revised slightly): The door of a MAGA supporter's mind opens outwards so that the resulting pressure of facts only causes it to be shut more snugly.

Dudes rock

It’s a month since the administration detained and disappeared a green card holder, a lawful permanent resident.

We cannot allow this to be normalized or forgotten.

Do you want Skynet? Because this is how you get Skynet.

So if robots are doing everything what are the working men going to do?!

Yoooo, check it out! I ain’t no robot ✌️

Howard Lutnick - Expensive robots will replace cheap labor. 🤔 American robots will beat everyone else's robots! We will hire robot mechanics! Robots can sew! Someone tell Lutnick about American farm subsidies.

Followed the Dragonscape crochet pattern by Get Yer Hook On, my wrists have turned to dust 🥲🧶

#crochet

Everyone: hopefully this all gets better and less chaotic soon

Climate change: hi guys how are you

People have gone from "buy the dip" to "sell the bounce" lol

(You shouldn't do either)

I’ve been asking myself the same question for 10 years.

Alex Ovechkin's goals by year:

2005-06 — 52
2006-07 — 46
2007-08 — 65*
2008-09 — 56*
2009-10 — 50
2010-11 — 32
2011-12 — 38
2012-13 — 32*
2013-14 — 51*
2014-15 — 53*
2015-16 — 50*
2016-17 — 33
2017-18 — 49*
2018-19 — 51*
2019-20 — 48*
2020-21 — 24

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Half the country be lile