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Michael Paul King
@mikekingjr.bsky.social
Award winning actor playing the middling office manager herding the scruffiest nerfs in the Galaxy in designingempires.bsky.social
Enrique has been selling these icy fruity treats to our friends, neighbors and children for two decades. Rolling this cart from street to street to provide a well-earned living for him and his family. Not a “criminal”. A legitimate, hard-working member of our community.
June 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
#Repost @designingempires with @use.repost
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May the Fourth be with you!

Watch Designing Empires, only on YouTube!

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#maythefourth #starwars #andor #revengeofthesith #maytheforcebewithyou #designingempires #parody
May 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
February 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Shouldn’t the first part of this headline be, “After Experiencing A Steady Decline Over The Last Year Of The Biden Administration,…”
February 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Shortest post-election honeymoon ever.
February 12, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Man, I guess the MAGA snowflakes are gonna be REALLY triggered by the NFL’s 2026 Super Bowl halftime show pick…
February 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear caps.
January 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Did a quick experiment with the new @deepseek.bsky.social AI app.

China gotta keep on China-ing!
January 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
January 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
4 years ago, I bought my 81 year-old dad a coffee mug for Christmas. It’s designed with the words “I Love It When I Wake Up In The Morning And Trump Is Not President”.

He drank his morning coffee out of that cup virtually every morning for the last four years.

This morning he texted me this:
January 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The man who signed the original Executive Order in 2020 to ban TikTok that lead to all this is now being “credited” with saving it.

This is like a fireman who sets a town on fire so he can later get praise for putting the fire out.

JFC.
January 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Accurate tho?
December 31, 2024 at 3:08 AM
My daughter, off at college from the other side of the continent, texted me this picture yesterday, no explanation.

Hope he has a good job.
December 9, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Yeah. You voted for THIS, America.

You know very well this happened and yet STILL you voted for this.

I can’t even…
November 30, 2024 at 12:18 AM
CONGRATULATIONS to Michael Kallio on his documentary he poured his soul & ❤️ into, Dinner With Leatherface a wonderful, fascinating & touching tribute to his friend & horror movie legend, Gunnar Hansen… a gent who this film truly revealed to be so much more than the sum of his (bloodied body) parts.
November 28, 2024 at 3:17 AM
Whelp. The results are in. Our leaders are chosen by clueless idiots.

(This Spread of Ignorance is FAR wider than Trumpster’s popular or electoral margin.)
November 20, 2024 at 5:25 AM
I recently played this guy in a thing.

Eagerly awaiting my appointment as our country’s next Attorney General.
November 20, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Ironic on a literal clown car.
November 14, 2024 at 4:50 PM
Latest rumored cabinet appointment, Trump’s nominee for Captain of Crunch.

At least he got this one right!
November 14, 2024 at 4:39 PM