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Michael Paul King
@mikekingjr.bsky.social
Award winning actor playing the middling office manager herding the scruffiest nerfs in the Galaxy in designingempires.bsky.social
Enrique has been selling these icy fruity treats to our friends, neighbors and children for two decades. Rolling this cart from street to street to provide a well-earned living for him and his family. Not a “criminal”. A legitimate, hard-working member of our community.
June 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
"We want to put on a stellar, extravagant PARADE / BIRTHDAY PARTY celebrating our women and MEN IN UNIFORM with high-production value, pulling out all the stops and have it be uber-entertaining, with all the bells & whistles!!!

STEP ONE:
FIRE ALL THE GAY PEOPLE IN GOVERNMENT!
DEI !!!!!!!!!"
June 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Who knew? True Christianity has a liberal bias!
MAGA in meltdown over election of 'anti-Trump' pope
From his posts, the new pontiff is expected to carry on as a counterbalance to Trump, representing 1.4bn Catholics worldwide, including around 53mn in the U.S.
www.dailymail.co.uk
May 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
#Repost @designingempires with @use.repost
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May the Fourth be with you!

Watch Designing Empires, only on YouTube!

youtube.com/@designingem...

#maythefourth #starwars #andor #revengeofthesith #maytheforcebewithyou #designingempires #parody
May 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
February 26, 2025 at 2:37 AM
6 months ago, when those of us with more than 1/2 a brain were warning Trump was going to sell out Ukraine to his Russian keepers, we were accused of suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome.

So funny how many of our former “derangements” have become “prescient calls” over the last several weeks.
President Trump called Ukrainian President Zelensky a dictator and accused him of misusing U.S. aid, a day after the president claimed that Ukraine started the war with Russia.
Trump Criticizes Zelensky, Calling Him a Dictator
The Ukrainian president’s comments are his sharpest yet in response to Trump’s criticisms of his leadership and courting of Russia’s Vladimir Putin.
www.wsj.com
February 20, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Fine. But can we still say
“F-Elon”?
Trump just banned the word Felon. 😂
February 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Remember when Google’s motto was “Don’t Be Evil”?

Yeah. Good times.
Google Calendar Deletes Black History Month, Pride and Other Cultural Events
The Silicon Valley giant said it made the change last year because it was difficult to keep up with every occasion, but some users questioned the decision.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Shouldn’t the first part of this headline be, “After Experiencing A Steady Decline Over The Last Year Of The Biden Administration,…”
February 12, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Shortest post-election honeymoon ever.
February 12, 2025 at 7:07 AM
This is totally normal.

Please enjoy this address from President Elon Musk describing (incorrectly) how government works as his clueless cuck, Donald “The Gimp” Trump looks on vacantly without a thought in his not-so-pretty little head.

youtu.be/ayou_vS6l-Q?...
This is totally normal: President Elon Musk describes how government works(not)as his Gimp looks on.
YouTube video by What Should I Name This YouTube Channel? channel
youtu.be
February 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Man, I guess the MAGA snowflakes are gonna be REALLY triggered by the NFL’s 2026 Super Bowl halftime show pick…
February 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Did the Eagles get invited to the White House yet?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
February 10, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Looking forward to today’s inevitable Executive Order where Trump cancels Super Bowl halftime shows.
Kendrick Lamar DRAGS Trump during Super Bowl halftime show 🔥
YouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen
youtube.com
February 10, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Marshmallows are for team players.
February 8, 2025 at 6:16 AM
The approval numbers are rolling in: Trump is now ranked as the 2nd most unpopular president in modern history.

The least popular? Trump in 2017.

Keep going Mr. President! You can beat your own record, I’m sure! I believe in you!
January 31, 2025 at 8:34 AM
This is your reminder that, under pressure from Trump and Elon Musk, the head of the FAA was forced to resign the day Trump was sworn in. The post has remained vacant since, not even an acting FAA Chief in place.
Pete Buttigieg responds to Trump’s vicious nonsense.
January 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Pete Hegseth has only had the Secretary of Defense gig, like, one day and he’s already drunk-piloting military helicopters?

What is going on here???
January 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
A week and a half into Trump II and we get the worst domestic airline incident in decades (involving a U.S. Army Helicopter, no less), a burgeoning trade war with Colombia, immigrants being sent to GITMO, and a total freeze on federal spending.

This is what you voted for, America!
January 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear caps.
January 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Did a quick experiment with the new @deepseek.bsky.social AI app.

China gotta keep on China-ing!
January 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Just checking in: gas prices are higher and egg prices are WAY higher since Trump took office.

Great job, Mr. President!
January 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The guy who habitually showed up to work drunk, committed sexual harassment and chanted “Kill All Muslims” is now our Secretary of Defense.

Dude’s gonna get TOTALLY WASTED at his celebration party tonight.
January 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM