MikeinCO
@mikeinco.bsky.social
If I’m on this site,
you can safely assume I’m taking a shit. In fact, if you pay attention to my posting habits, you could figure out my poop schedule and rob me while I’m in the bathroom.
you can safely assume I’m taking a shit. In fact, if you pay attention to my posting habits, you could figure out my poop schedule and rob me while I’m in the bathroom.
Goldberg needs to watch his back. I have a feeling they will try to turn this on him somehow.
March 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Goldberg needs to watch his back. I have a feeling they will try to turn this on him somehow.
Anyone participating in that signal chat should be tried for treason.
March 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Anyone participating in that signal chat should be tried for treason.
I have one question…
How fucked are we?
How fucked are we?
March 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I have one question…
How fucked are we?
How fucked are we?
Elon Musk is speaking at a Cabinet Meeting… we are truly living in the dumbest of times.
February 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Elon Musk is speaking at a Cabinet Meeting… we are truly living in the dumbest of times.
My brother canceled Christmas for his 9yo son because he was acting up in school and I have lost all faith in humanity now…
December 26, 2024 at 9:27 AM
My brother canceled Christmas for his 9yo son because he was acting up in school and I have lost all faith in humanity now…
Sign outside the local Verizon store today clearly explaining the outage…
September 30, 2024 at 9:30 PM
Sign outside the local Verizon store today clearly explaining the outage…
I am drinking responsibly. I haven’t spilled a fucking drop.
July 28, 2024 at 4:22 AM
I am drinking responsibly. I haven’t spilled a fucking drop.
My kids think the Cybertruck is cool but Elon is a sociopath so I guess I’m batting .500 in parenting?
July 27, 2024 at 10:47 PM
My kids think the Cybertruck is cool but Elon is a sociopath so I guess I’m batting .500 in parenting?
Why do I close the door to the bathroom when I live alone?
July 27, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Why do I close the door to the bathroom when I live alone?
If you’re gonna swing, don’t miss!!!
July 13, 2024 at 10:49 PM
If you’re gonna swing, don’t miss!!!
Reposted by MikeinCO
Pollsters: do you think food and water should be safe to drink?
GOP voter: of course
GOP politician: but that’s regulation and regulation is tyranny
GOP voter: oh yeah, fuck tyranny
GOP voter: of course
GOP politician: but that’s regulation and regulation is tyranny
GOP voter: oh yeah, fuck tyranny
June 13, 2024 at 11:51 AM
Pollsters: do you think food and water should be safe to drink?
GOP voter: of course
GOP politician: but that’s regulation and regulation is tyranny
GOP voter: oh yeah, fuck tyranny
GOP voter: of course
GOP politician: but that’s regulation and regulation is tyranny
GOP voter: oh yeah, fuck tyranny
The first Rebel Moon was so terrible that I’m watching the second to spite my brain.
May 25, 2024 at 4:09 AM
The first Rebel Moon was so terrible that I’m watching the second to spite my brain.
Hot Take: Mexican Food should be the only food.
May 6, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Hot Take: Mexican Food should be the only food.
Everything I see reminds me of him.
May 6, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Everything I see reminds me of him.
Holy Shit Trump Is The Weather Now!!!
May 6, 2024 at 3:57 PM
Holy Shit Trump Is The Weather Now!!!
What is it about taking a shit that makes me want to open this app?
May 5, 2024 at 3:10 PM
What is it about taking a shit that makes me want to open this app?
Good Dammit Jon Stewart IS The Daily Show. It’s only ever really good when he’s hosting.
May 4, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Good Dammit Jon Stewart IS The Daily Show. It’s only ever really good when he’s hosting.
Judge lightly flicks Trump for breaking gag order.
April 30, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Judge lightly flicks Trump for breaking gag order.
Annoyance of the day: People who insist on backing into parking spaces.
April 26, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Annoyance of the day: People who insist on backing into parking spaces.
What is it about taking a shit that draws me to this app?
April 22, 2024 at 9:37 PM
What is it about taking a shit that draws me to this app?
No wonder AI will eventually take over the planet and destroy us all… all we ever do is fuck with it.
April 20, 2024 at 3:18 AM
No wonder AI will eventually take over the planet and destroy us all… all we ever do is fuck with it.
It’s like the fucking press is TRYING to help Trump.
Get them the fuck out of there!!!
Get them the fuck out of there!!!
April 18, 2024 at 4:58 PM
It’s like the fucking press is TRYING to help Trump.
Get them the fuck out of there!!!
Get them the fuck out of there!!!
Anyone else get fucked over by Citrix today?
April 2, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Anyone else get fucked over by Citrix today?
Thanks afuckinglot Citrix. Your ridiculous money grab is about to push me out of a job.
April 2, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Thanks afuckinglot Citrix. Your ridiculous money grab is about to push me out of a job.
BlueSky is confounding. Is it really even social media if I’m not inundated with stupidity?
April 1, 2024 at 2:21 AM
BlueSky is confounding. Is it really even social media if I’m not inundated with stupidity?