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too late cause everyone stayed the same
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Everyone: “How has your week been?”

Me:
If only field trips existed…….
June 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM
The same people with “Christ is King” bumper stickers & t-shirts are the ones who are currently mocking the “No Kings” protests.
June 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Not sure how good they are at fighting but if the kidnappers injured me I know I’ll be in good hands.
June 13, 2025 at 2:02 AM
June 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
They’re breaking up?!?)
June 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Here is the Clay Travis timeline since the Tariff announcement yesterday. I wonder if it would have been the same if Biden had announced globally ridiculed policies that tanked the stock market and led to the dissolution of thousands of jobs.
April 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Trump must have just read this.
April 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
“At least I can say r*tarded again” he said to the person that lives next to him under the same bridge but in a different tent.
April 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
March 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Hegseth justifying Signalgate by calling them “attack plans” instead of war plans.
March 26, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Absolute lot shocked that this dogshit account would immediately lambast a black man singing the national anthem & talk about how the white guy was better.
February 9, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The airport beer remains undefeated.
February 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Drake in 2024: “I’m bored. Gonna F around and diss Kendrick.”

Drake in 2025: “Did Taylor Swift, Beyoncé & everyone else at the Grammy’s just call me a pedophile?!”
February 3, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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January 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Something to keep in mind when they start blaming this on DEI & Biden.
January 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I often ponder how we got here then I see dumbass “bro accounts” post that we should make this psycho the director of HHS because he popped a Zyn and it all becomes very clear to me.
January 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Thanks to everyone that told me it wouldn’t be so bad. “We survived the 1st Trump term so we’ll survive this one.” It’s making me feel so much better right now.
APRIL RYAN: Have you got any word on whether the administration will celebrate Black History Month?

LEAVITT: As far as I know, this White House certainly still intends to celebrate and we will continue to celebrate American history and the contributions that all Americans have made
January 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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feel like there’s a term for when you “clean out” a group of people from the place they live
On Air Force One from Las Vegas to Miami, President Trump says Palestinians in Gaza should be relocated.

“I’d like Egypt to take people. I’d like Jordan to take people,” he tells reporters.”We just clean out that whole thing.”
January 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
January 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Well this attempt at comedy turned out to be frightneingly relevant
When the priest gives a message about loving the sinner instead of judging them.
January 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The people who go to the gym regularly March-December should have priority access to the equipment in January & February.
January 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Name a more beautiful sight on earth. You can’t do it.
December 1, 2024 at 11:31 PM
November 27, 2024 at 9:29 PM
“California’s been good to me, hope it don’t fall into the sea”
November 19, 2024 at 5:00 AM
When the priest gives a message about loving the sinner instead of judging them.
November 16, 2024 at 8:52 PM