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Mike Goemaat
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Dickinson English ‘14 📖 | USC CAMS '24 📽️
No Totti No Party
I still play ultimate sometimes 🥏
And that's why we love to watch da moviesh
This quote is getting demolished because this isn’t that hard. George Miller has known this for decades! So has James Bond! Just write a good story and trust that your audience doesn’t need continuity-rot level hand-holding.
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
@jdconnor.bsky.social new Years of Lead just dropped
October 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
High and Low.

How do I even choose one still?
September 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
London just gets me
July 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
So close. So so close.
July 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Hark! I have seen the new Happy Gilmore 2 / Subway billboards on Sunset Boulevard. Unfortunately, they haven’t made me more excited to ingest either product.
June 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
June 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Still haven't seen Final Reckoning - friends bailed last weekend and #lifehappens has gotten in the way - but thoroughly enjoyed this piece from @jadiestills.bsky.social on Tom Cruise, technology, what is real, and what is absent. Especially this paragraph.
www.brightwalldarkroom.com/2025/05/27/t...
May 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
If I had a nickel for every time an emo revival band referenced cutting their fingers off on the first song of an album I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
May 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
One of these things is not like the other, but I think Kurosawa would be flattered nonetheless
May 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Working theory: you can tell the quality of a Statham vehicle by looking at his name. The winning formula is roughly: First Name (1-2 syllables, max) Last Name (Noun, must be short), or something mononymous.

Adam Clay? Never in doubt. Levon Cade? Tried too hard. Cole Reed? Not a lot of juice!
May 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Who could forget?
April 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
First day of the new job in the books. I am officially:
April 29, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I don’t know they do it, but every day at The Masters feels like the best day ever.
April 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically, I will be *here* for the next four days
April 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
We get here in one cut, but its from the same take as above. Val went from euphoric to clinical like that, because that is what the job required.

Huge shoes to fill for Heat 2. Huge shoes to fill in Hollywood.
April 2, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Man this Val Kilmer news sucks. This will be my forever image of him: movie star smile, sunglasses on, knowing you are but a few feet from getting away with it.

It might be the perfect metaphor for life. RIP Val.
April 2, 2025 at 6:07 AM
The phrase “my jaw was on the floor” is overused, but I honestly I remember my mouth hanging open agog when the Peacemaker rolled up. My roommate, who saw the film earlier that morning and was seeing it again, just had to laugh. A true holy shit moment.
March 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Happy to report that The Studio comes out the gate absolutely firing.
March 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I see you Severance. I may not sleep tonight. But I see you.
March 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Hi neighbor! About to watch Eephus, the New England-set baseball movie starring Narragansett. This is basically preprogrammed for me to love it.
March 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
March 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
February 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Get em, Ed!
February 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
“Good morning refiners”
February 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM