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Mike Craghead
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Insufferable twit, Halloween Wars vet, carver of pumpkins and sand and other silly things, worstselling author: LowArtHighCraft.com. Avoid mikecraghead.com at all costs.
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I took up basket weaving for Thanksgiving…
Pumpkin carved into a basket by notorious twit Mike Craghead. The handle looks braided, the body looks like it’s “woven” from strips. Pumpkin stem still attached, sticking out from the handle. Centerpiece of the table, full of persimmons. In progress, only the braided handle is carved One big cut of two, to make the general shape
November 27, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Mike will be making noises on Saturday Nov. 15 at Eureka Natural Foods on Broadway, from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m., or possibly earlier if enough complaints are received, or if too much rotten fruit is thrown, or in the event of a natural disaster, or if a bunch of pigeons rise up and attack or something.
Mike Craghead will be playing music at Eureka Natural Foods (in Eureka) on Saturday, Nov. 15, from 11 a m to 2 p m. More at MikeCraghead.com
November 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Pumpkin carving: Four Eyes, One Mullet

#pumpkincarving
#halloween
#HalloweenWars
October 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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This was a weird-shaped white pumpkin that already had a distinct "face," so I couldn't resist plucking it from the patch! I was tempted to go with making a character with a giant brain, but instead I thought about other folks with extra cranial burdens and landed on Medusa.
(Music by Melodus).
October 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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I made 3 friends tonight

#pumpkincarving
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A very frightened pumpkin guy: wide-eyed, biting his lip Cyclops with one fang and one horn Bearded, mulletted zombie
October 24, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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A couple weirdos who showed up in my living room tonight

#pumpkincarving
#woodcarving
#Halloween
#HalloweenWars
Troll pumpkin with a mullet. He’s got one big fang and one big tusk Extra-smiley pumpkin face with one eye closed and too many corneas on the other one Troll face, showing “hair” made of pumpkin skin, and warts. Smiley guy’s closed eye. And warts.
October 17, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Sometimes it’s a slow enough news day that journalists resort to talking about weirdos like me.
Thanks to Heather Shelton and the Times-Standard for doing that!

#pumpkincarving
#woodcarving
#Halloween
#HalloweenWars
@SequoiaParkZoo
#BooattheZoo
@OrganicMattersRanch
@EurekaNaturalFoods
Pumpkins prevail
“I love pumpkins because they’re objectively cool. Each new carving is an opportunity to tell a story or a joke. Each pumpkin is a new challenge, and Halloween is the best excuse for all this…
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October 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Eyeball guy, with eyeball cat.

#pumpkincarving
#woodcarving
#Halloween
#HalloweenWars
October 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Skeleton in a hoodie, with a balloon...

#pumpkincarving
#woodcarving
#Halloween
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September 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Redwood pumpkins: Extra Eye, Not Sure Why" (~4") plus a little smiley dude (~2.5").
Both extracted from a very old fence post.

#pumpkincarving
#woodcarving
#Halloween
#HalloweenWars

For historical context, here's my "Extra Eye" (pumpkin version) from 2018: youtu.be/Wt0Du-OQEIk?...
September 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Two pumpkin-headed guys in skeleton costumes.
#pumpkincarving
#woodcarving
#Halloween
#HalloweenWars
September 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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I don't want to alarm anyone, but these two sinister pumpkin guys were lurking inside some old redwood fence posts. Proceed with caution!

#pumpkincarving
#woodcarving
#Halloween
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September 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Based on preliminary testing I'm starting to believe that wooden pumpkins might last longer than real ones. Big if true!

#pumpkincarving
#woodcarving
#Halloween
#HalloweenWars
September 23, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Join me this October as I weirdify pumpkins! Point and laugh! Throw things!

#pumpkincarving
#halloween
#HalloweenWars
VISIT WEIRDO PUMPKIN CARVER Mike Craghead OCTOBER 2025 As seen on TV: Halloween Wars, SEASONS 7 & 14, FOOD NETWORK & HBOMAX Oct. 4: Fortuna Apple Harvest Festival 10 to 4 p.m., 9 Park St., Fortuna, CA Oct. 5: Organic Matters Ranch – with Special guest weirdo ALAN SILVA 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., 6821 Myrtle Avenue Oct. 11: Sequoia Park Zoo’s OctoBEARfest 4 to 7 p.m., 3414 W St., Eureka. Oct. 12: Eureka Natural Foods, McKinleyville 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., 2165 Central Ave, McKinleyville Oct. 18: Organic Matters Ranch 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., 6821 Myrtle Avenue, Eureka Oct. 19: Eureka Natural Foods, Eureka 10 a.m. to 4 p.m., 1450 Broadway, Eureka Oct. 26: Sequoia Park Zoo’s Boo at the Zoo noon to 4 p.m., 3414 W St., Eureka. Visit mikecraghead.com for pumpkins and other silly things.
September 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Hello interwebnet people!

An official interwebnet invitation:
Use your interwebnet device to join me at 10 a.m. on Sunday, Aug. 27: Wendy Butler has graciously invited me to her Art Attitude show on HumboldtHotAir.com, to talk about my book.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

#booksky
Sunday, Aug. 27, 10 a.m. on Art Attitude with Wendy Butler: Low Art, High Craft and Exquisite Spatulas - Destroying the barriers that separate us from art and from each other, by Mike Craghead humboldthotair.org
July 26, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Flashback to The Lumberjack, circa 1996-7, when the “Mike Craghead Trio” used to play at the “Rat.”
Ad from The Lumberjack, April 23, 1997: EUREKA INN The Rathskeller Live Music Saturday Nights 9:30 pm - 1:00 am (No Cover Charge) Friday Night Special - All Pints $2.25 "Always good for a yard" April 19: Caldera Nueva April 26: Mike Craghead May 10: Rockaholics May 16: Mike Craghead May 17: Sluggo Open Wednesday-Saturday beginning at 5:00 pm 7TH & F Streets, EUREKA 442-6441 Article from The LumberJack, January 24, 1996: North Coast radio listeners find alternative to norm By Matt Krupnick For those students craving alternative music during a late night of studying or writing, KXGO-93.1 FM in Eureka offers two new choices.Two shows, “Planet X - The Alternative Rock Show” and “Rock For Thought,” are set to give North Coast airwaves a new sound. “Planet X” debuted Jan. 18 while “Rock For Thought” will begin Monday. “Planet X” airs Thursday nights from 10 p.m. to 1 a.m. The show advertises as “a broad and varied spectrum of alternative music from New Wave to Industrial” and will also showcase new music. The program is hosted by Joe McNeil, who brings with him six years of alternative music radio experience. “Rock For Thought” will air Monday nights from 8 to 10 p.m. The show consists of folk, rock and acoustic music and will draw from different time periods, including current music. Hosted by Kelly Powers, the program will feature live acoustic sessions with local musicians. Local guitarist Mike Craghead will be Powers’ guest on the inaugural show and will perform a live acoustic set. Local musicians are encouraged to call Powers for possible participation at 445-8104. Bob Martinez on drums, Mike on guitar and vocals, Eldin Green on bass.
July 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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I wrote this a couple years ago. I’d mostly say the same things if I were to write it today, except I’d use far more expletives.
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I’ll be singing at the Humboldt Crabs game on Friday, July 18, 2025. See you there!

#humboldtcrabs #baseball #humboldt
Why I Still Sing the Anthem - Mike Craghead
'Sometimes Mike fools the folks at the Arcata Ball Park to let him sing the National Anthem before the Crabs' inevitable win. In 2025 he fooled them into Friday, July 18. 'Above: it sounds kind of lik...
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July 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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OK you guys I don’t want to freak anybody out… but like an entire BOX of these just came in the mail
#booksky
Me holding several copies of my book: Low Art, High Craft and Exquisite Spatulas: Destroying the barriers that separate us from art and from each other, by Mike Craghead. Print, digital and audio formats available at LowArtHighCraft.com. Cover shows Michelangelo’s David, holding a paintbrush, wearing boxer shorts with Van Gogh’s Starry Night on them, and standing on an antique silver spatula.
July 10, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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I do not contain multitudes. I contain like three, maybe four tudes, tops.
July 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Because sometimes stupidity helps, here's Photoshop crime #3,743:
I love Dave but I think Grolsch is vile swill.

I made this in 2015, and I'm still conflicted about it.

#FooFighters #DaveGrohl #ShittyBeer #DadJokes #DumbJokes
Dave Grohl and a Grolsh beer bottle crappily fused together using Photoshop
June 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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"When we reflexively make the argument that a dumb thing is not dumb because it’s 'art,' we lose that argument. Our valiant defense of the duct-taped banana is nearly as silly as the banana itself."
#art #craft #music #book #ebook #audiobook #podcast #booksky #bskyart
More at LowArtHighCraft.com.
June 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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"If the art doesn't speak to us at all unless we know its whole story, is it still 'art,' or have the words overshadowed it so much that it has become literature?"
#art #arts #craft #music #performingarts #book #ebook #audiobook #podcast #booksky #bskyart
Music by Mike and Melanie Fangz
June 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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From Low Art, High Craft and Exquisite Spatulas: Destroying the barriers that separate us from art and from each other, by Mike Craghead. Visit LowArtHighCraft.com for paperback, ebook, audiobook and more!
#art #arts #craft #music #acting #theater #performingarts #book #ebook #audiobook #podcast
'Fire up your favorite evil interwebnet search robot and type in "physiology of," then finish your query with "watching sports" or "playing sports" or "watching movies" or “going to concerts.” You'll find lots of science about how it all makes us feel better, literally improving our health! Activities like these can boost our mood, help our anxiety, and reduce symptoms of depression. I think that's because these activities reinforce our sense of being a part of a community, fulfilling what might very well be our deepest physiological and psychological need. ... All of these activities are just different ways to access the exact same thing. There are even studies which suggest that our heart rates synchronize as we watch things together!
June 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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“I think that the refined skill used by anyone who is really good at what they do, is functionally identical to any other skill in any other discipline; variations are ultimately meaningless.”

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June 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Low Art, High Craft and Exquisite Spatulas: Destroying the barriers that separate us from art and from each other, by Mike Craghead:

Visit LowArtHighCraft.com for paperback, ebook, audiobook and more!

#art #arts #craft #music #performingarts #book #ebook #audiobook #booksky #bskyart
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Low Art, High Craft and Exquisite Spatulas - Destroying the barriers that separate us from art and from each other, by Mike Craghead. Print, digital and audio formats available.
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June 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM