Did you trying to carve it on a bigger pumpkin? You know, Jack-o-lantern robustness check?

If this outrages you, look up "Holloman AFB," the German Air Force has been doing the same thing here for over 30 years.

Meanwhile, 9 million people die from hunger-related causes every year. Cool truck, bro.

That's not the implication. Most Americans have less than $1000 in the bank for emergencies. The implication is that an undocumented person who has $5k (actually, at least 3x that, because they wouldn't go alone and pay for travel, etc.) is smart enough to know better than to walk into a trap.

I'm sorry for asking, but... why/when did we have Marine snipers in Haiti?

I'd be more interested to see how many people adjacent to the administration bought short positions in Kenvue prior to the press conference

Don't be so short-sighted. Just think, in 10 years, we'll all be working in those awesome factory jobs China stole from us.

That might be a good question to ask the robot overlords