Mike Bauman
@mikebauman.bsky.social
Southern California's 53rd-ranked Chester Alan Arthur impersonator.
When Adam Arkin is your best customer, he receives certain privileges.
December 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
When Adam Arkin is your best customer, he receives certain privileges.
I do not have a problem.
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I do not have a problem.
I was feeling a bit homesick so the nice people at the LADWP brought the Niagara River to me.
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I was feeling a bit homesick so the nice people at the LADWP brought the Niagara River to me.
For what band did Cam Newton play rhythm guitar in 1968?
September 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
For what band did Cam Newton play rhythm guitar in 1968?
Just learning that the King of France from 1422 to 1461 was Gord Downie.
August 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Just learning that the King of France from 1422 to 1461 was Gord Downie.
Trump is right! Why are history museums so hung up on the past? They should focus on the future!
Also, I just came back from the NFL Hall of Fame. Not a single mention of Guy Lafleur. Disgraceful!
Also, I just came back from the NFL Hall of Fame. Not a single mention of Guy Lafleur. Disgraceful!
August 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Trump is right! Why are history museums so hung up on the past? They should focus on the future!
Also, I just came back from the NFL Hall of Fame. Not a single mention of Guy Lafleur. Disgraceful!
Also, I just came back from the NFL Hall of Fame. Not a single mention of Guy Lafleur. Disgraceful!
People are afraid to go out for dinner in New York City because of all the nipple ring on beret violence.
August 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
People are afraid to go out for dinner in New York City because of all the nipple ring on beret violence.
Happy Friday the 13th!
June 13, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Happy Friday the 13th!
Very excited about RFK Jr.’s picks for the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices.
June 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Very excited about RFK Jr.’s picks for the Advisory Committee on Immunization Practices.
I went to a concert in the summer of 1987 that was full of people who should be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
May 13, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I went to a concert in the summer of 1987 that was full of people who should be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
Congratulations to the next senator from the great state of Illinois.
April 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Congratulations to the next senator from the great state of Illinois.
Stephen Miller is so against mixing he can’t even enjoy a cocktail.
April 16, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Stephen Miller is so against mixing he can’t even enjoy a cocktail.
If you search for caviar on the Ralphs app, you get what you deserve.
April 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
If you search for caviar on the Ralphs app, you get what you deserve.
When Pokey offers you pills, just say no.
April 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
When Pokey offers you pills, just say no.
I made crab and shrimp chowder. I then ate crab and shrimp chowder. There is no more crab and shrimp chowder.
November 25, 2024 at 10:19 PM
I made crab and shrimp chowder. I then ate crab and shrimp chowder. There is no more crab and shrimp chowder.
The thought of Mehmet Oz in charge of Medicare and Medicaid is as appetizing as asparagus crudités.
November 19, 2024 at 10:10 PM
The thought of Mehmet Oz in charge of Medicare and Medicaid is as appetizing as asparagus crudités.
Hollywood has been invaded by the Romans but help is here!
November 14, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Hollywood has been invaded by the Romans but help is here!
Elections have consequences. Sexual misconduct, on the other hand…
November 13, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Elections have consequences. Sexual misconduct, on the other hand…