Mike Bauman
@mikebauman.bsky.social
Southern California's 53rd-ranked Chester Alan Arthur impersonator.
When Richarlison retires, the entirety of the tribute video should be him blocking the physio from treating Frimpong.
December 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
When Richarlison retires, the entirety of the tribute video should be him blocking the physio from treating Frimpong.
When Adam Arkin is your best customer, he receives certain privileges.
December 17, 2025 at 2:16 AM
When Adam Arkin is your best customer, he receives certain privileges.
Changes need to be made next week. Let me be the first to congratulate new Buffalo Bills offensive coordinator Kevyn Adams.
December 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Changes need to be made next week. Let me be the first to congratulate new Buffalo Bills offensive coordinator Kevyn Adams.
Noam Chomsky? More like No Am Good Person, amirite?
December 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Noam Chomsky? More like No Am Good Person, amirite?
Alina Habba has resigned as the acting US attorney for the District of New Jersey to spend more time going after Letitia James’s family.
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Alina Habba has resigned as the acting US attorney for the District of New Jersey to spend more time going after Letitia James’s family.
Spotify wrapped says my listening history implies I died of a drug overdose in 1982.
December 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Spotify wrapped says my listening history implies I died of a drug overdose in 1982.
Yes, I had a colonoscopy. I don’t know where they put the tube but it was perfect. Here’s a statement from my doctor: “He has the best and most presidential ass ever.”
December 4, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Yes, I had a colonoscopy. I don’t know where they put the tube but it was perfect. Here’s a statement from my doctor: “He has the best and most presidential ass ever.”
JD Vance just found out it’s too late to return that couch to the Bay.
JD Vance blames immigration for Canada's 'stagnating' living standards | CBC News
U.S. Vice-President JD Vance made a series of posts criticizing Canada’s political leadership, public broadcaster and immigration system, saying our living standards are “stagnating” because of all th...
www.cbc.ca
November 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
JD Vance just found out it’s too late to return that couch to the Bay.
Will ICE never quit?
We Can Now Track Individual Monarch Butterflies. It’s a Revelation.
www.nytimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Will ICE never quit?
Cloudflare is a consequence of eating at Taco Bell.
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Cloudflare is a consequence of eating at Taco Bell.
And there goes my deal with Hallmark for “A Christmas Election.” Mark has a new job in a new town. Can he have all that and the confidence of the House of Commons? Maybe, just maybe, his new friend Elizabeth will help him have the best Christmas. Also starring Matt Jeneroux.
Election averted!!!!! Here’s what went down:
November 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
And there goes my deal with Hallmark for “A Christmas Election.” Mark has a new job in a new town. Can he have all that and the confidence of the House of Commons? Maybe, just maybe, his new friend Elizabeth will help him have the best Christmas. Also starring Matt Jeneroux.
Whatever happened to work-life balance? Towns flattened on Friday will still be rubble on Monday. Enjoy your weekend, David!
Breaking news: David Richardson resigned as acting head of FEMA.
Richardson was known for frequently being inaccessible, including during the early hours of the flood disaster in Texas over the Fourth of July weekend.
Richardson was known for frequently being inaccessible, including during the early hours of the flood disaster in Texas over the Fourth of July weekend.
FEMA head resigns. Richardson had been hard to reach during Texas floods.
David Richardson resigned Monday after a brief tenure leading the Federal Emergency Management Agency
www.washingtonpost.com
November 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Whatever happened to work-life balance? Towns flattened on Friday will still be rubble on Monday. Enjoy your weekend, David!
I do not have a problem.
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I do not have a problem.
An atmospheric river is a storm system composed by Brian Eno.
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
An atmospheric river is a storm system composed by Brian Eno.
I was feeling a bit homesick so the nice people at the LADWP brought the Niagara River to me.
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I was feeling a bit homesick so the nice people at the LADWP brought the Niagara River to me.
Totally unfair that Zohran Mamdani didn’t also quote Curtis Sliwa’s father.
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Totally unfair that Zohran Mamdani didn’t also quote Curtis Sliwa’s father.
Switching through every New York City tv station and not a single one has mentioned the Yukon Party taking control in Whitehorse.
November 5, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Switching through every New York City tv station and not a single one has mentioned the Yukon Party taking control in Whitehorse.
Grooms should never write their own vows.
October 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Grooms should never write their own vows.
Ironic day for Andrew as it’s the result of his going to Epstein’s island to “get stripped of my titles, if you know what I mean.”
October 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Ironic day for Andrew as it’s the result of his going to Epstein’s island to “get stripped of my titles, if you know what I mean.”
The most painful part of living in LA for this Blue Jays-Dodgers World Series is listening to the local newscasters pronounce Toronto with three syllables and two ts.
October 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
The most painful part of living in LA for this Blue Jays-Dodgers World Series is listening to the local newscasters pronounce Toronto with three syllables and two ts.
Anyone know a good marriage counselor? My wife says I’m “wantonly destroying our relationship” but I insist I’m “building the ballroom of our relationship.”
October 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Anyone know a good marriage counselor? My wife says I’m “wantonly destroying our relationship” but I insist I’m “building the ballroom of our relationship.”
I’m all for giving your production company a silly name, but not if you’re making gritty documentaries. It’s a bit disconcerting to see a title card reading “75 Brutally Murdered Nuns. A Creamy Butt Nuggets production.”
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I’m all for giving your production company a silly name, but not if you’re making gritty documentaries. It’s a bit disconcerting to see a title card reading “75 Brutally Murdered Nuns. A Creamy Butt Nuggets production.”
Manically flipping between the Blue Jays, Monday Night Football, and a hockey game. I’ve managed to miss every run, touchdown, and goal.
October 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Manically flipping between the Blue Jays, Monday Night Football, and a hockey game. I’ve managed to miss every run, touchdown, and goal.
I don’t see how Newfoundland and Labrador can survive the torrent of charisma flowing out of Tony Wakeham.
October 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I don’t see how Newfoundland and Labrador can survive the torrent of charisma flowing out of Tony Wakeham.