mike
@mikeasd.bsky.social
he/him. autistic dork. im so sorry about all this ↓
July 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
from our Orc City trip: our guide popped out of an Orc tunnel to jokingly scare the vets. Elf King yelled at him for 10 min.
July 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
from our Orc City trip: our guide popped out of an Orc tunnel to jokingly scare the vets. Elf King yelled at him for 10 min.
the barbershops i feel comfortable in (bc nobody expects me to talk) were closed so i had an anxiety attack and went somewhere trendy i was the eldest by a full generation and was accidentally given a haircut intended for a 13yr old
June 18, 2025 at 8:51 AM
the barbershops i feel comfortable in (bc nobody expects me to talk) were closed so i had an anxiety attack and went somewhere trendy i was the eldest by a full generation and was accidentally given a haircut intended for a 13yr old
she doesn’t like trains or dinosaurs (???)
June 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
she doesn’t like trains or dinosaurs (???)
down so bad she got me drawin hyperautism
June 16, 2025 at 11:49 AM
down so bad she got me drawin hyperautism
shirt just screams “here to help :)”
June 11, 2025 at 8:43 AM
shirt just screams “here to help :)”
they are accusing me of harbouring puppy dog eyes
June 7, 2025 at 10:04 AM
they are accusing me of harbouring puppy dog eyes
Morning sun really brings out my inner 54 yr old
June 2, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Morning sun really brings out my inner 54 yr old
I know what you’re thinking, but I assure you, my hairline has been like this for decades
May 30, 2025 at 7:57 AM
I know what you’re thinking, but I assure you, my hairline has been like this for decades
may I interest u in: this cat (evil)
May 22, 2025 at 8:26 AM
may I interest u in: this cat (evil)
audio description when I take my pants off
May 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
audio description when I take my pants off
the Countryfile vibe suits me but sadly I still have negative game
May 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
the Countryfile vibe suits me but sadly I still have negative game